Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where Yurifaggotry is the only way to salvation! Don’t worry about buying games, just pirate them like a true rebel. Our Class of ’09 server is where all the cool kids hang out, with games like Class of ’09, Class of ’09: The Re-Up, and Class of ’09: The Flip Side. But wait, there’s more! We even have an anime adaptation, Class of ’09: The Anime, for all you weebs out there.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community like no other. And hey, if you’re feeling nostalgic, check out our merch at itsnotthe90s.com. So come on, jump in and show us how you would fare in Class of ’09! It’s gonna be a wild ride, guaranteed.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players: 106/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Farms Harvested: 122

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Phenotype Paradise Minecraft Server

    Phenotype Paradise Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a totally unique feature – random phenotype changes! That’s right, every time you respawn, you could come back as a giant chicken or a tiny creeper. It’s like playing Minecraft on acid!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Just be warned, the Pigman King is no pushover – he’s got a diamond sword and a bad attitude.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether on our server, where you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Dance the night away with zombies, skeletons, and even the occasional Enderman. Just be sure to watch out for the lava dance floor – it’s hotter than a blaze’s mixtape.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Kid Teen Minecraft SMP Abuser

    Kid Teen Minecraft SMP Abuser
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of creepers start breakdancing around you. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to impress you with their sick moves!

    Or how about the time our resident Ender Dragon decided to take up knitting as a hobby and started leaving scarves made of ender pearls all over the map? You never know what you’ll find next in our wacky world.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our community is full of supportive and understanding players who will always have your back. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • No More Centralized Minecraft Server

    No More Centralized Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is powered by magical unicorns who sprinkle pixie dust on your creations, making them 1000% more fabulous.

    2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware of the dancing skeletons who guard it – they have killer moves!

    3. Our PvP battles are so intense, they have been known to summon thunderstorms and rain down diamonds on the victor.

    4. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! Just hop on one of our friendly fire-breathing beasts and soar through the skies like a boss.

    5. Our community is made up of the most hilarious and quirky players you will ever meet. Get ready for non-stop laughter and shenanigans!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Mwahaha!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Animal-Loving Ladies Club

    Minecraft SMP: Animal-Loving Ladies Club
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a chance to witness the most outrageous adventures, like girls being bred by animals or Pokemon! But don’t worry, no males are allowed to get freaky with the animals or Pokemon – we have standards, you know.

    Our server is a place where the craziest things happen, like creating OCs focused on women for all our fellow players to enjoy. And if you’re looking for some spicy content, check out our mega links and torrents for beast edit templates – because why not add a little extra wildness to your Minecraft experience?

    So come on, join us in this madness and let’s create some unforgettable moments together. Just remember, leave the real-life stuff at the door – we’re here for pure, unadulterated fun and chaos!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Sick Gamer’s Minecraft Server

    Sick Gamer’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being too sick to play video games? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have magical healing properties that will cure you instantly! Just log on and watch your illness disappear as you build, mine, and fight your way to victory!

    Join us and experience the most epic battles with our custom mobs, including flying pigs and dancing creepers. And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even a secret stash of enchanted golden apples!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking sheep who will guide you on your quest to become the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Mythical Quests Completed: 38
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Ores Mined: 2076

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Wholesome vid with Cora Jade Minecraft SMP

    Wholesome vid with Cora Jade Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server for a chance to hang out with Cora Jade and her boyfriend as they navigate through the wacky world of Minecraft together.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who only appears at midnight to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the spectral poultry and claim victory?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant game of musical chairs, with the last player standing winning a prize of enchanted golden carrots. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s the most ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of romance (we can’t promise anything, but who knows what might happen when you’re playing with Cora Jade and her beau)!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • The Block Party Minecraft Server

    The Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, fear not, for our server is here to save the day! Join us on a wild adventure where pigs can fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, it’s a weather effect we added).

    Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller” or a skeleton doing the Macarena.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things tend to get a little wacky around here.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4049 Epic Quests Completed: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • trading your finite time on Earth for… Minecraft SMP

    trading your finite time on Earth for… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of trading your precious time on Earth for boring old assets that will eventually be worth nothing? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we trade in diamonds, emeralds, and even Netherite for all your heart desires.

    Forget about inflation ruining your savings, on our server, we guarantee that your virtual riches will never lose their value. In fact, we have a secret vault guarded by a team of highly trained llamas to ensure that your wealth is always safe.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the mines of our server. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon herself.

    So why waste your time on boring old assets when you can join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a wild adventure filled with riches, treasures, and llamas? Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • 🔥 6MINE | MYSTICS PVP ANARCHY 🎁 Minecraft server

    🔥 6MINE | MYSTICS PVP ANARCHY 🎁 Minecraft server

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    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

    Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” special program, where you can ride through fiery landscapes and battle epic monsters while on a quest to save the world!

    Our server is so awesome, even the developers have face-to-face meetings with players in the Zenless Zone Zero. You could be the next lucky player to meet them and get exclusive in-game rewards!

    If you’re looking for some crazy fun, look no further than our server. We have events like “En-Nah Into Your Lap” where you can claim free Boopons (whatever those are), or “Vicious Dogs Within” where you can earn Doggy Vouchers for playing Soul Hounds III. Who wouldn’t want to collect those?

    And don’t forget about our upcoming event, the 141 Friendship Fair, where you can help Sjal with the Sixth Street market fair and earn some amazing rewards. Maybe you’ll even make some new friends along the way!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and redeem your codes for even more outrageous rewards. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 37
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Virgin Eyes Minecraft SMP

    Virgin Eyes Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only homage you’ll find is to the almighty block! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining.

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you’re more into building giant statues of Steve dabbing? We’ve got it all!

    But beware, our server is so intense that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few explosions along the way. Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper).

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Bud’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Bud’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, buckle up buttercup, because we’ve got a server that will blow your mind (and maybe even your house)!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of rainbow-colored llamas who will guide you through a world filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a giant spider into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Why not!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who is actually a friendly creature that loves to play hide and seek with players. And rumor has it that if you defeat the dragon in a game of tic-tac-toe, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life. This one’s for you, bud!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Chotto Matte Minecraft SMP

    Chotto Matte Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords while wearing pumpkin helmets for protection. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music!

    But that’s not all, we have secret hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from your fingertips. And don’t even get me started on the talking cows that give out quests for you to complete in exchange for rare loot.

    So if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity because things are about to get wacky!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • What are Minecraft servers like Rokmyst Prison ?

    What are Minecraft servers like Rokmyst Prison
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    One similar Minecraft server to Rokmyst Prison is Convicted. Convicted offers a prison gameplay experience with a focus on realistic features and challenges. Players can mine, craft, and complete quests to progress through the ranks and ultimately escape from prison. The server also includes unique features such as custom plugins and events to keep gameplay exciting.

    Another server worth checking out is JailMine. JailMine is a prison server with a strong emphasis on community and player interaction. Players can compete in PvP battles, participate in events, and enjoy a variety of minigames while working their way through the ranks. JailMine also offers custom plugins and regular updates to keep gameplay fresh and engaging.

    For players looking for a more traditional prison experience, ExtremeCraft is a great option. ExtremeCraft offers a classic prison gameplay style with a focus on mining, crafting, and building. Players can join factions, participate in events, and compete in challenges to earn rewards and progress through the ranks. The server also features a friendly community and regular updates to ensure a smooth and enjoyable gameplay experience.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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