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| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 4211 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 10 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
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So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!
