THE CHICKEN BUCKET | Guns/Explosives | Custom Items | Claims | Mature

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6201
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	405	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

New Minecraft Servers

THE CHICKEN BUCKETIP: tcb_official_mc.apexmc.co

GUNS, EXPLOSIVES, CUSTOM ITEMS, FREE MARKET ECONOMY, AND MATURE COMMUNITY!

TCB is an enhanced survival multiplayer experience with custom items, guns, explosives, and many other unique features! TCB truly is an experience like no other.

On TCB, you also are free from the endless restrictions and rules of most servers. Claim your land, create businesses, build towns and cities with your friends, and build up your wealth by creating shops and businesses or perhaps choose to purchase armaments to cause mayhem and destruction!

The choice is yours to craft your legacy on TCB! What are you waiting for?

TOP FEATURES

* Guns and explosives plugin

* Land claiming

* Heads plugin

* Player run economy

* PVP enabled everywhere (Spawn/event zones are the only exceptions!)

* Diamond backed currency (our currency is strong and player driven!)

* Freely raid unclaimed land (no holds barred on unclaimed land!)

* Laid-back rules and regs (our server is more libertarian minded!)

QUALITY OF LIFE

* Single person sleep!

* All standard server commands such as /warp, /sethome, /tpa, etc

* Anti-cheat system

* No irritating phantom mobs!

* Active and helpful staff

* And much more!

You get the idea? Well then, come check it out! You know you want to.IP: tcb_official_mc.apexmc.co

tcb_official_mc.apexmc.co:25577

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9921
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Towns Built:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Villages Defended:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8143
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragons Tamed:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	7242	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

Attack, cancer treatment center, civilians, Condemnation, Conflict, CREEPERS, Cruelty, eastern europe, heinous act, human rights violation, international law, Kherson, KhersonCraft, military aggression, Political unrest, Russian, Russian attack, targeted attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	616
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Runes Activated:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Towns Built:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donate mgminegant.uz Minecraft server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3550
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

The owner of the server “MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donat mgminegant.uz” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.minegant.uz

Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 92022955, Haven, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4384
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9663	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	746
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	5183
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

busy weekend, cat, college, DISRESPECTFUL, distant, family, foster kitten, FriendlessCraft, Friends, home, host, husband, ignoring, Minecraft, Polite, Pregnant, Rude, Server, Socialize, Unannounced, Upset, violated

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7702
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Chimeras Created:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Votes:	1430	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

MILcraftMadness

attitude, Boundaries, Communication, confrontational, dependent, family dynamics, Financial Stability, financial support, hate, Help, idle chit chat, Job Search, living hell, MILcraftMadness, mother-in-law, overwhelmed, Resentment, SOLUTIONS, stepfamily, Support, troubled times

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4235
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Runes Activated:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4480
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting, and leave all your MIL problems behind.

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity without any MIL interference? Look no further! Our server is MIL-free zone, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions.

Join us and build a virtual mansion for your MIL to live in, where she can complain to the pixelated walls instead of bothering you and your husband. Let her virtual daughter take care of her for a change!

On our server, you can even create a mini-game where you have to escape from your MIL’s endless phone calls and demands for help around the house. The more you avoid her, the higher your score!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life MIL troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any MIL-induced stress. Let’s block out the drama together!

HealthcareRevolution SMP

American healthcare, Healthcare, healthcare action, healthcare activism, healthcare advocacy, healthcare awareness, healthcare change, healthcare debate, healthcare discourse, healthcare education, healthcare empowerment, healthcare engagement, healthcare impact, healthcare improvement, healthcare participation, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare solutions, healthcare system, healthcare transformation, HealthcareRevolution, smp

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	695
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7153	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Animals Bred:	124
Alien Abductions:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Yo bro, listen up! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures. We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. But that’s not even the best part, bro.

We’re on a mission to revolutionize healthcare in Minecraft. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re gonna build hospitals out of emerald blocks, cure zombie villagers with golden apples, and make sure every player has access to a potion of instant health. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

So, if you wanna be a part of this epic quest for healthcare greatness, join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet parrot named Dr. Squawkington who gives out free medical advice. What more could you ask for, am I right? Let’s do this, gamers!

BlockyBoners

arousal, attraction, BIZARRE, BlockyBoners, fetish, kink, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, Random, strange, strange turn ons, surprising turn ons, Turned On, unconventional turn ons, unexpected, unique turn ons, UNUSUAL, unusual turn-ons, weird

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7817
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magic Items Found:	7463
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so random, it’ll make you wonder if you accidentally wandered into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and creepers break out into dance parties.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess – the possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who share your love for all things weird and wonderful? Plus, rumor has it that the server admin once tamed a pack of wolves using nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. True story.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding llama).

RedSeaCraft Minecraft Server

(PILOT), accident, Air Force, aircraft, Conflict, Defense, fighter jet, Friendly Fire, international incident, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Navy, Red Sea, RedSeaCraft, Server, shot down, Super Hornet, Tragedy, U.S, united states, War

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3920
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Crops Grown:	6408
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

come join our minecraft server where we shoot down super hornets in the red sea for fun! we have epic battles with explosions and chaos everywhere. you can ride dolphins into battle and use giant squids as weapons. our community is full of crazy players who love to troll and prank each other. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and non-stop action!

LibyanCraft: No Russian Bases

Bases, Conflict, Defense, diplomatic tensions, foreign intervention, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Government, international relations, Libyan, LibyanCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military bases, North Africa, opposition, pm, Politics, regional stability, resistance, russia, Russian, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9167
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	911	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen! we got Libyan PM fighting off Russia with diamond swords and enchanted armor! who needs politics when you can have epic minecraft battles instead? join now for a chance to witness the most insane showdowns in minecraft history! also, we have free cake every day for all players because why not? don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Townscraft

camaraderie, Cityscapes, Community, creativity, dynamic, Engaging, Exploration, floating islands, imagination, java, multiplayer, Nomad, Quirky Charm, SETTLEMENT, smp, Steampunk, Survival, Towns, Townscraft, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	134
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Void Gems Collected:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Potions Brewed:	151

Townscraft
TL;DR: Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Whether you’re drawn to bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, or the quirky charm, there’s a place for you here.

Quick Links
Rules
Discord
Photo Gallery
Video Trailer

In-Depth
Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a unique approach to promoting town-building and general community events. We try not to alter Minecraft’s main gameplay loop, but we do have events that add flare and replayability to our server. We do not have a towny or claims plugin. We believe in a vanilla player-honored system that allows a more natural and organic feel to play.

Application
Join our Discord community to start planning your new town, forge new friendships, and become part of the Townscraft family. Your adventure awaits!
Ready to Apply? Join the discord server to get started. Read the Rules and Apply

FAQ

1. Can I join an existing town or do I have to create my own?

You have the option to join an existing town or start your own unique settlement from scratch. The choice is yours based on your playstyle preferences.

2. Is the server whitelisted and how can I join?

Yes, the server is whitelisted. To join, you’ll need to join the Discord community and follow the application process outlined there.

3. Are there community events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts various community events such as hide-and-seek, boat racing, gift exchanges, and seasonal events like Christmas events.

4. How long are the server seasons?

The server boasts long seasons for stability and continuity. The first season lasted 20 months, the second season extended to 30 months, and the third season has recently started.

5. Are player creations protected from theft or griefing?

Yes, the server ensures the security of player creations with backups and protection measures in place. In the rare event of issues, dedicated staff are available to resolve them promptly.

LoreCraft Rivals 1.21

Abilities, balance, Battles, Characters, Comic, Competition, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fiction, Lore, Lorecraft, Marvel, Matchups, Powers, Rebalanced, Rivals, strength, Strongest, SuperHero, Superhuman, Universe

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9508
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magic Items Found:	4498
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like if Marvel superheroes were in a crazy battle royale, but in blocky pixel form! Imagine Thor fighting Iron Man with diamond swords and creepers exploding everywhere!

Join now and witness the epic battles between your favorite superheroes like you’ve never seen them before! Who will be the strongest? Will it be Hulk smashing everything in sight or Black Widow sneaking around like a ninja?

Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite heroes duke it out in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible! Join now and prepare for the ultimate showdown of superpowered proportions!

Savory Minecraft SMP Feast

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9015
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cat named Whiskers who insists that Fancy Feast™ Savory Salmon Feast Classic Paté is the only acceptable food for players to eat. Don’t worry, Whiskers is a fair ruler and will reward you handsomely with diamonds if you comply.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They may explode occasionally, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!