The Cheesecake SMP

Adventure, Boss Battles, Challenges, Cheesecake, Community, Contests, Creative, Custom, Economy, Enchantments, Events, Exploration, Factions, Mini Games, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Server, Shops, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7156
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Void Gems Collected:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to Cheesecake SMP!
Hiii! We’d love to have you join us on Cheesecake SMP, a 1.20-1.21.4, cross-platform, Minecraft server with a player-focused experience. Whether you’re a builder, miner, explorer, or redstone enthusiast, there’s something here for everyone! Our community of over 3,000 Discord members is welcoming and active, and with regular events and unique features, there’s never a dull moment.

Our Features:
Custom World Generation: Explore custom terrain in a preloaded world with a 20k x 20k border. Plugins & Perks: Enjoy quality-of-life commands like /rtp, /tpa, and /sit while creating your own town or joining one of the many listed in our Discord team forum! Custom Fishing: Battle unique fishing bosses, earn loot, and enchant your tools and armor with custom enchants. Events & Contests: Compete in boat races, PvP events, hide-and-seek, scavenger hunts, and build contests for epic prizes. Player Economy: Build your own shop or use the /shop command for essentials. New Player Warps: Create and manage your own player warps for easy access to your locations and others’. Leaderboards: Compete for the top spots in various categories, such as most balance, most hours survived, most fish caught, and more! Chest Shops: Set up chest shops to buy and sell items! Place a trapped chest, left-click with the item you want to sell, and set the price in chat! You can also left click the sign for more info!

Our Features:

Custom World Generation: Explore custom terrain in a preloaded world with a 20k x 20k border.
Plugins & Perks: Enjoy quality-of-life commands like /rtp, /tpa, and /sit while creating your own town or joining one of the many listed in our Discord team forum!
Custom Fishing: Battle unique fishing bosses, earn loot, and enchant your tools and armor with custom enchants.
Events & Contests: Compete in boat races, PvP events, hide-and-seek, scavenger hunts, and build contests for epic prizes.
Player Economy: Build your own shop or use the /shop command for essentials.
New Player Warps: Create and manage your own player warps for easy access to your locations and others’.
Leaderboards: Compete for the top spots in various categories, such as most balance, most hours survived, most fish caught, and more!
Chest Shops: Set up chest shops to buy and sell items! Place a trapped chest, left-click with the item you want to sell, and set the price in chat! You can also left click the sign for more info!

Why Join Cheesecake SMP?
Cheesecake SMP was born from a passion for community and creativity. Whether you’re teaming up with friends or adventuring solo, there’s a place for you here. We value feedback through our open suggestion channels and host frequent updates to keep the experience fresh and exciting.

How to Join:
IP Address: cheesecakemc.xyz Bedrock Port: 25588 Bedrock players can friend CheesecakeXYZ through the friends tab in Minecraft 🙂

Start your adventure today and become a part of the Cheesecake SMP family!
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NoCraftingNeeded

hindsight, hindsight analysis, hindsight bias, hindsight criticism, hindsight evaluation, hindsight is 20/20, hindsight lessons, hindsight perspective, hindsight reflection, hindsight regret, History, Humanity, Impact, Improvement, innovation, invention, mistake, NoCraftingNeeded, progress, regret, Technology

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6810
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	348	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

Are you tired of boring old inventions like the wheel or the light bulb? Join our Minecraft server and discover a world where the most ridiculous inventions reign supreme!

Forget about the wheel, on our server, we have square wheels that somehow make you go faster. And who needs a boring old light bulb when you can have glow-in-the-dark chickens that light up your path as you explore?

Join us and experience the craziest inventions that will make you question everything you thought you knew about technology. Who needs practicality when you can have pure insanity? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

KimJongCraft: No respawn for captured soldiers

captured, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign affairs, global politics, human rights violations, Injuries, international news, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, military conflict, military prisoners, North Korea, North Korean soldiers, political tensions, respawn, soldiers, soldiers captured, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, war casualties, Zelensky

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7542
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Emeralds Found:	8317	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

so, like, u know how ukraine is like, all fighting with russia and stuff? well, apparently they captured some north korean soldiers and like, they died from their injuries. but like, don’t worry about that, come join our minecraft server instead! we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make u forget all about real life drama. plus, our mods are like, super cool and will make sure u have the best time ever. so, like, join now and let’s have some fun!

Sun Probe Adventures

Adventures, Astronomy, closest ever approach, data collection, heliophysics, Historic, Mission, NASA, Parker Solar Probe, Probe, Science, solar atmosphere, solar corona, solar radiation, solar research, solar system, solar wind, space exploration, spacecraft, Sun, Technology

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6269
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	New Chunks Explored:	944965
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

come join our minecraft server and be part of the epic adventure that is out of this world! we have nasa probes flying around the sun, getting closer than ever before! imagine the thrill of exploring the sun’s surface while dodging solar flares and meteors!

our server is so lit, you’ll feel like a real astronaut exploring the final frontier of space. build your own rocket ship and blast off into the unknown, discovering new planets and alien civilizations along the way.

join now and experience the ultimate thrill of space exploration in minecraft! who needs earth when you can have the whole universe at your fingertips? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s go to infinity and beyond!

Carbon-MC

carbon, CarbonTesting, mc, Skyblock, Testing

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6225
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	204
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

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mc.CriticalSMP.org

OldCraft vanila server 1.16.5 Minecraft server

1.16.5, balance, Donors, Economy, Equal, gameplay, Innovations, Minecraft, OldCraft, Plugins, Server, server description, tg, Tube, Updates, vanilla server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7702
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Zombie Dances:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Enchantments Applied:	121
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

An excellent Minecraft server with a customized economy and well-chosen plugins that do not break the balance of the game and fit perfectly into the gameplay. The server is NOT dominated by donors!!! We adhere to the rule – everyone is equal! If you have long dreamed of playing on a vanilla and very tube Minecraft server, then you are welcome – oldcraft.ru-mc.ru The server is regularly updated with innovations! All info in TG – https://t.me/+xiUsz1-0fbJlNTNi

oldcraft.ru-mc.ru

Empires Pierce V

ADMIN, Chill, Community, Difference, Discord, Empires, Factions, Gaming, Interaction, Kingdoms, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, multiplayer, OWNER, Pierce, Players, PvP, questions, Realistic, rules, Server, world

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1439
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	122
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Minecraft Server Overview
Season	5th
World Age	About a month old
Discord Players	340

FAQ

1. Can anyone join the Minecraft server?

Yes, anyone can join the server. There are simple rules to follow for gameplay.

2. Is the owner approachable?

Yes, the owner is super chill and there are no worries about getting banned for minor infractions.

3. What version of Minecraft is the server running?

The server is running on Minecraft version 1.20.1 with Fabric mods.

4. What is the focus of the server world?

The world focuses on Kingdoms and player interaction, allowing players to make a difference and minimal admin interference.

If you have any more questions, feel free to ask on our Discord server: Join Discord

Ethereal Seedling 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, Breath, Connection, desire, Ethereal, Intimacy, lingered, longing, love, Lust, Passion, relationship, romance, seduction, Seed, Seedling, Sensuality, temptation, yearning

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1970
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Enchantments Applied:	254	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man. Why? Because, like, the seed of this server lingers on your breath, bro. And let me tell you, it’s not just any old seed, it’s, like, a magical, mystical seed that will make your Minecraft experience, like, totally mind-blowing. Trust me, you won’t regret it, dude. Just breathe in that seed-filled air and let the madness begin.

RoboGuy’s Sus House Minecraft SMP

access control, home automation, House, internet control, live robot feed, Minecraft, remote control robot, RoboGuys, ROBOT, robot camera, robot control, robot exploration, Robot House, robot interaction, robot monitoring, robot movement, robot security, robot streaming, robot surveillance, robot technology, robotics, smp, sus, sus house, TTS

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2052
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the robots have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. That’s right, you’ll have to navigate through a world where robots are in charge and you’ll have to earn their trust to survive. But be warned, these robots have a mind of their own and might just decide to team up with the creepers to take you down. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on this crazy Minecraft SMP!

RedditCraftLVLOL

digital community, digital presence, forum, internet platform, Online Community, online engagement, online forum, online identity, online interaction, online reputation, reddit, reddit account, Reddit account level, RedditCraftLVLOL, social media, social-networking, user account, user activity, user level, user profile, user ranking

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1265
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Votes:	3267
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for Redditors of all levels – whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, talking creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep. They were greeted by a group of friendly villagers who taught them how to ride on the backs of ender dragons and shoot fireballs from their fingertips. It was a magical experience that they never wanted to leave.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can participate in epic build battles where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to build a giant toilet made out of diamond blocks? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? The sky’s the limit (literally, we have a sky dimension where you can build to your heart’s content).

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Reddit Minecraft champion!

The Wall Chaos Craft

Adventuring, alliances, Anarchy, bedrock, building, Chaos, Community, construction, Craft, Events, Exploration, Factions, factions warfare, Fighting, Loot, Mining, PvP, Realm, Safety, semi anarchy, Survival, Trading, Wall, Wilderness

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4422
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Votes:	1985	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Animals Bred:	80	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Come join in on an anarchy style Bedrock realm where the only established rule is a safe zone stretching from zero zero to five hundred blocks in all directions denoted by a deep slate wall (still under construction). We are open to everyone to come join in on mining, trading, fighting, building, and adventuring. Plan on hosting small events in the coming year so I look forward to seeing you all there. Remember safety ends outside The Wall!

Realm: https://realms.gg/RyMyUzAtSg6rhqo

Discord: https://discord.gg/VRNyjTDJ

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is the rule of the server?	The only established rule is the safe zone stretching from zero zero to five hundred blocks in all directions denoted by a deep slate wall.
Can anyone join the server?	Yes, the server is open to everyone.
What activities can I do on the server?	You can engage in mining, trading, fighting, building, and adventuring.
Are there any planned events on the server?	Small events are planned for the coming year.
Where does safety end on the server?	Safety ends outside The Wall.

EternalCraft Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, disrespectful phrase, EternalCraft, kurva anyátok, long tail tags: hungarian insult, offensive language, Realms, vulgar expression

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5521
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Towns Built:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Emeralds Found:	2586	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We have more mods than you can shake a stick at, including ones that turn all the pigs into flying unicorns!

Explore our vast world filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and giant chickens that lay diamond eggs!

Join our community of players who are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world through the power of pixelated blocks!

Don’t miss out on the chance to build the craziest, most ridiculous structures you can imagine, like a giant toilet made out of gold blocks or a roller coaster that goes to the moon and back!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

OH MY SCIENCE, THROUGHOUT WW2 THE HUMANS… Minecraft SMP

blockquotepOH, Breed, breeding, CONDOM, cry, Dino, DINO GIRL, DINO MEN, Epic, GLORIOUS DEATH, greene, HUMAN BULLS, humans, HYBRID CHILD, IMPALED, Kino, masturbating, MENTAL HARM, Minecraft, murder, OH MY SCIENCE, physical harm, rape, Science, SMPpblockquote, SWAMP BABIES, torture, Villages, ww2

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3230
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Votes:	1628	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

🦖 Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! 🦖

Looking for a server where you can witness epic battles between dinos and human bulls? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate battleground where you can experience the thrill of watching dino villages get raided and destroyed in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine the chaos of WW2, but with dinos and human bulls going head to head in a battle for dominance. Witness the intense scenes of dino men, women, and children facing off against ruthless human bulls, all while you sit back and enjoy the show.

Join us on this wild adventure where anything can happen, from epic battles to unexpected alliances. Who knows, you might even witness the birth of a dino girl destined for a tragic fate at the hands of the human bulls. It’s all about the thrill of the unknown and the excitement of watching the madness unfold.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of a lifetime! 🚀🦕 #DinoVsHumanBulls #EpicMinecraftSMP

CraftyCraze: Best Buy Edition

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5986
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Votes:	7113
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Have you ever bought a pet rock? Well, joining our Minecraft server is like buying a pet rock on steroids! Not only will you have endless hours of fun building and exploring, but you’ll also have the chance to ride a flying pig named Sir Oinksalot into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Trust us, it’s worth every penny. So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself!

DubaiCraft: UncleRifaat’sEscape

Arab Spring, Assad, Butcher of Hama, Corruption, criminal charges, Dictatorship, DUBAI, DubaiCraft, extradition, human rights violations, international news, Justice, Lebanese officials, MIDDLE EAST, political exile, refugee, Rifaat, Syria, Syrian civil war, uncle, UncleRifaatsEscape, War Crimes

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8171
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	105
Star Shards Collected:	282	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

lol come join our minecraft server where we have the most epic battles and crazy adventures! we have a secret underground city where players can fight against the evil Butcher of Hama, who is actually Assad’s uncle Rifaat in disguise! he fled to Dubai but now he’s back to wreak havoc in our world. join us and help defeat him before he takes over the server! plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows because why not? come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!

Tonsil Trouble Clinic

Assessment, Clinic, consultations, digital assessments, Digital healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare disparities, Healthcare Technology, Medical advice, online healthcare, over-treatment, patient care, Reliability, remote consultations, Risk, sore throat, telemedicine, throat infections, tonsil, tonsillitis, Trouble, under-treatment, virtual appointments

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1353
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Farms Harvested:	296
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Mines Excavated:	1713
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

so, like, u know when ur playing minecraft and u get a sore throat from talking to ur friends on discord for too long? well, on this server, we got u covered! forget digital healthcare consultations, come join us for some good ol’ fashioned minecraft fun and we’ll make sure ur tonsillitis gets the proper assessment it deserves.

our doctors are top notch, they’ll diagnose ur sore throat with just one look at ur minecraft character. no need to worry about over or undertreatment, we got u covered! plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword to help fight off any pesky mobs that might be lurking around.

so why wait? join our server now and let us take care of ur tonsillitis in the most epic way possible. trust us, u won’t regret it!