The Brown Person Minecraft SMP

bathroom activities, bathroom humor, bodily functions, BROWN, creativity, funny, gross, imagination, Minecraft, odd behavior, odd habits, person, poop humor, poop jokes, quirky behavior, scatological humor, smp, strange habits, strange thoughts, toilet activities, toilet humor, unusual thoughts, weird habits, weird thoughts

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9407
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	184300	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	494
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	25
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you can create your own little brown person and watch them go for a swim in the pool…of lava! That’s right, our pool is made of pure lava and only the bravest players can survive a dip in it.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you navigate your way through the maze and claim the loot for yourself?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for all the crazy antics that await you.

Mystic Dream Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Audience, Backlash, brand, Community, consumer behavior, criticism, Disappointment, dream, ENGAGEMENT, Fans, JPs, loyalty, Marketing, merch, misunderstanding, mystic, Outreach, Pandering, Promotion, Realms, Sales, Support, target audience

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4201
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, totally lit because they cater to all the JP fans out there. And get this, they won’t even try to sell you their merch! Like, what kind of server does that? It’s so wacky, you gotta see it to believe it. So, like, come join us and let’s have a crazy time together!

YouTube Pajeets Are Idiots Minecraft SMP

#youtube, comedy, CONTENT, controversial, Creators, culture, Entertainment, humor, idiots, Indian, insensitive, Minecraft, offensive, ONLINE, pajeets, satire, smp, social media, Stereotypes, trending, Video, viral

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6135
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Emeralds Found:	5110	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Are you tired of watching YouTube Pajeets fumble around in Minecraft like a bunch of noobs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate place to show off your epic gaming skills and leave those Pajeets in the dust!

Join our server and become part of a community where the only rule is to outshine those Pajeets with your insane building skills and PvP prowess. We’ve had players defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a stick, and another player who built a working roller coaster that goes straight to the Nether!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can beat them in a dance-off. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Leave those YouTube Pajeets in the dust and join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate gaming experience!

NoCheatersXmasDinner

Affair, Boyfriend, Cheating, christmas, Communication, counseling, couples, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Dinner, family, forgiveness, holiday, Invitation, Marriage, NoCheatersXmasDinner, ReBuilding, relationship, Support, third wheel, Trust

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3877
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and escape the real world craziness! We’ve got a 56-year-old mom, a 60-year-old dad, a 30-year-old daughter named Kate, a 28-year-old son named Sam, and a 26-year-old daughter named Mary. But wait, there’s more – Kate’s boyfriend James is causing some serious drama with an online affair scandal! Will Kate forgive him and bring him to our Christmas Eve dinner? Join our server to find out and witness the wildest family dynamics in Minecraft history! Trust us, this server is more entertaining than any soap opera out there. So come on in and experience the drama, the tears, and the ultimate betrayal – all in the world of Minecraft!

BallzGoneMinecraftSMP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6581
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Alien Abductions:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally hop on this crazy train. First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and items. Like, we even have a diamond block throne for our leader, who is a literal Minecraft god. And get this, every full moon, we all gather around a campfire and tell ghost stories about Herobrine. It’s so spooky, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try to tame the legendary Ender Dragon and ride it into battle. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of villagers who can trade you anything your heart desires? Need a stack of emeralds? They got you covered. Want a pet zombie pigman? They can make it happen. It’s like having your own personal genie, but with a unibrow.

So, if you wanna join the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time, hit us up. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your balls hairless. Wait, what was the question again? Oh well, join us anyway!

BrokeBlockBuster

blockbuster, BrokeBlockBuster, challenge, Character development, creativity, film industry, Hollywood, imagination, Job, Main character, Movie, not rich, Pick, plot twist, poor protagonist, ruin, twist ending, Unconventional, unconventional protagonist, unexpected

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1842
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Emeralds Found:	1777	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Items Found:	4841	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we specialize in ruining movies in the most ridiculous ways possible! Picture this: you’re playing on our server and suddenly the main character in a famous movie is no longer rich. Imagine Harry Potter living in a cardboard box under a bridge, or Tony Stark selling hot dogs on the street corner. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed! Join us for a hilariously chaotic experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about your favorite films. Who needs Hollywood when you have our server to provide the ultimate movie makeovers?

Galactic Pathways Discovery

astronomers, Astronomy, Cosmic, cosmic connections, discovery, distant regions, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, Galactic, Galaxy, galaxy mapping, hidden network, interconnected, interstellar travel, pathways, research, scientific breakthrough, solar system, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4491
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Buildings Constructed:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Yo, so like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and stuff, when BAM! You stumble upon a secret network of pathways that lead to the far reaches of the galaxy! Like, what even?!

Join our server and explore these crazy pathways, meet aliens, and maybe even discover a new planet to call home. Who needs Earth when you can have your own intergalactic crib, amirite?

So come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s go on a wild space adventure together. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans we’ll get into out there in the cosmos. Let’s do this! 🚀🌌👽

UltraVanilla

Brewery, Community, Competitions, Creative Server, discord server, Events, Farms, Friendly, java, long term, minimal enhancements, old school, p2w, Projects, Ranks, Redstone, Server, small scale, smp, Stable Server, Technical, TOWN, UltraVanilla, Vanilla, Wiki

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	233
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

UltraVanilla Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	UltraVanilla
Founded	January 2019
Player Slots	30
Enhancements	Minimal enhancements to the core game
World Type	Survival
Server Address	play.ultravanilla.world

For more information and community discussions, visit the Discord or the Wiki.

FAQs

What is UltraVanilla?

UltraVanilla is a small-scale community Minecraft server with minimal enhancements to the core game. It promotes a tight-knit community feel with 30 player slots and a survival world.

What features does the server offer?

Dynmap
No map resets ever
Fast travel commands such as ‘/sethome’, ‘/home’, ‘/home bed’
Brewery plugin
Vanilla-friendly events and competitions
Time-based ranks

Are there any specific rules on the server?

No griefing
No stealing
No PVP without consent
No hacks or exploits
No graphic/gross NSFW

How can I join a town or contribute to community projects?

You can join a town by asking around or homestead your own place. Community projects are suggested and discussed on the discord, where anyone is free to contribute.

Vidya Boys Paradise 1.21.4

1.21.4, Boys, cute male characters, cute vidya boys, Gaming Community, male characters, male protagonists, male representation in video games, male video game characters, Opinions, opinions on male characters, Paradise, video game aesthetics, video game character design, Video game characters, video game community, Video game culture, video game discussion, video game discussion board, video game fandom, video game opinions, video game preferences, video games, vidya

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1858
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	354
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

OMG, this Minecraft server is like a magical land full of cute vidya boys running around! Join if you want to find your pixelated prince charming and live happily ever after in a blocky paradise! Plus, the creepers here are totally into fashion and will give you style tips while they explode! So come on, join now and let’s build a fabulous world together with our kawaii virtual boyfriends! #MinecraftLove #VidyaBoysGalore

Money Minecraft SMP Purposes

comfort, day to day life, financial comfort, Financial goals, financial independence, financial market, Financial Security, Financial Stability, Financial Success, House, life change, making money, MILLIONAIRE, Minecraft, MONEY, money management, purpose, purposes, Rich, SECURITY, smp, things to buy, wealth

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3784
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the SMP for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of the financial market in Minecraft!

Imagine making more diamonds than you can count, buying up all the enchanted gear you could ever dream of, and becoming the richest player in the game. But wait, there’s more!

On our server, being a millionaire isn’t just about having stacks of diamonds. It’s about living a life of luxury and excess. Want to buy a mansion, even though you already have a castle? Go for it! Want to fill your inventory with nothing but golden apples? Why not!

Join us on this wild ride of making money for the sake of it, with no purpose other than to flex on all the other players. Money may bring security and comfort, but on our server, it brings a whole lot more than that. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living the high life in Minecraft like never before!

SIL’s Cellphone Minecraft Server

aita, Angry, Arguing, awkward, BROKE, cellphone, charger, christmas, date, fair price, family, FIX, gift, GIFTED, IMPULSIVE, Minecraft, MONEY, new phone, not giving, offer, parents, Sell, Server, SIL, sils, SOLD, stealing

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1033
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Divine Spears Created:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of re-gifting! Just like the OP in this wild story, we encourage you to sell any in-game items you received as gifts and keep half the profit for yourself. After all, who needs to follow traditional gifting etiquette in a virtual world?

Join us for a chance to experience the drama and chaos of family arguments over virtual possessions. Will you be the one to stand your ground like the OP, or will you give in to keep the peace like their dad suggested? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on over and join the fun – because in our Minecraft world, anything goes, even if it means making Christmas awkward with your virtual family members!

LesbianCraft: Babyshower Ruiner

acceptance, Babyshower, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, Community, discrimination, family, Identity, JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES, Lesbian, LesbianCraft, LGBTQ, ontario, outing, pride, relationships, Respect, RUINER, Self-expression, Support, Understanding

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9482
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server and experience the wildest baby shower ever! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of Jehovah’s Witnesses start lecturing you on the sins of homosexuality. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back! With our supportive community, you can proudly proclaim your love for your girlfriend while dodging judgmental stares. Plus, who knows, you might even find a nice ‘brother’ to settle down with in our virtual world. So come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with unexpected twists and turns!

DeadlyCritter Minecraft SMP

dangerous animals, dangerous animals facts, dangerous animals in the world, dangerous animals list, dangerous creatures, dangerous insects, dangerous mammals, dangerous marine life, dangerous predators, dangerous reptiles, dangerous species, dangerous wildlife, deadliest animals, deadliest creatures, deadliest wildlife, DeadlyCritter, Minecraft, most dangerous animal, most dangerous animal in the ocean, most dangerous animal on earth, most dangerous animal to humans, smp, world

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1466
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	New Chunks Explored:	671489
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Crops Grown:	7757
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is more lit than a creeper explosion! Like, you gotta join because we have the most dangerous animals in the world roaming around, like killer bunnies that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie pigs riding on giant spiders. It’s like a zoo on steroids, bro!

But wait, there’s more! We have epic quests where you have to battle against evil chickens trying to take over the world and save the villagers from being turned into llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional exploding sheep). Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

AddictCraft: Million Dollar Challenge

AddictCraft, addiction, behavior modification, breaking bad habits, challenge, determination, Dollar, financial incentive, goal-setting, life-changing opportunity, lifestyle change, long-term commitment, mental strength, MILLION, million dollar challenge, motivation, overcoming challenges, personal growth, relapse prevention, reward system, self improvement, self-control, success mindset, Willpower

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6092
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to break your worst addiction in exchange for a million virtual diamonds! That’s right, if you can resist the urge to indulge in your addiction for one week, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, if you give in to temptation within the next year, you’ll lose it all faster than a creeper exploding in your face.

Join us on this epic journey of self-control and determination, as you battle against your inner demons while building the ultimate virtual empire. Will you emerge victorious and claim your prize, or will you fall victim to your cravings and lose it all? The choice is yours, but remember, fortune favors the bold (and the addiction-free)!

VillagerVendetta

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3348	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only attacks you’ll see are from creepers and skeletons, not scary islamists! we’ve got villages galore for you to explore and build in, no need to worry about getting attacked by real-life bad guys. plus, we’ve got a secret weapon against any potential threats: our army of friendly wolves ready to protect you at all costs. so come on in and join the fun, because the only thing getting killed here are your enemies in-game, not in real life!

Ice Sheet Shrinkage Server

2019, Agreement, Arctic, Average, climate change, data analysis, environmental monitoring, Greenland Ice Sheet, hot summer, Ice, ice melt, km3, laser, Measurement, peak, Radar, remote sensing, Satellite technology, satellites, scientific research, Server, sheet, SHRINKAGE, volume reduction

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6618
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the Greenland Ice Sheet is melting faster than a snowman in a sauna! Our radar and laser satellites are going cray cray measuring the ice sheet and estimating volume reductions like it’s a math class on steroids. In 2019, things got so hot that we had a peak reduction of 464 km3 – that’s like a whole lot of ice cream melting in the sun, yo. So if you wanna witness some climate change in action while building epic structures and battling creepers, this server is the place to be! Plus, our polar bears are totally cool with it – they’re just chilling and enjoying the show. Come join the melting madness today!