The Brown Person Minecraft SMP

bathroom activities, bathroom humor, bodily functions, BROWN, creativity, funny, gross, imagination, Minecraft, odd behavior, odd habits, person, poop humor, poop jokes, quirky behavior, scatological humor, smp, strange habits, strange thoughts, toilet activities, toilet humor, unusual thoughts, weird habits, weird thoughts

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	505
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2912
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Animals Bred:	117
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you can create your own little brown person and watch them go for a swim in the pool…of lava! That’s right, our pool is made of pure lava and only the bravest players can survive a dip in it.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you navigate your way through the maze and claim the loot for yourself?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for all the crazy antics that await you.

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	283
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Towns Built:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4072
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1747
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9135
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	49	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3319
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4860
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Votes:	6006	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3193
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Enchantments Applied:	185	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5419
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Farms Harvested:	304	Dragon Scales Harvested:	135
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6374
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	462	Love Letters Sent:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2736
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2166	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9066
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	34	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9664	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5142
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2509
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Emeralds Found:	3940
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Potions Brewed:	33
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3283
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Void Gems Collected:	27	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Star Shards Collected:	125	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5709
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!