The British Blockheads Minecraft SMP

Blockheads, British, british empire, British History, Colonization, Conquest, cultural influence, england, English language, global impact, global power, historical events, History, imperialism, influential nation, international influence, inventions, Minecraft, modern world, small country, smp, United Kingdom, White House burning, world domination

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7984
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ores Mined:	1019
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	New Chunks Explored:	916655
Dragon Scales Harvested:	265	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Zombie Dances:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Alien Abductions:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever! We’ve already conquered half the world, invented all the things the modern world uses, and our language is spoken by everyone (even aliens, probably). Oh, and did we mention we’re the only country to take over and burn down the US White House? Yeah, we’re kind of a big deal. So come join us and be a part of history in the making (or breaking, depending on how you look at it). Plus, our tiny country has had a HUGE impact on the world, so you know you want to be a part of that action. Join now before we conquer the entire Minecraft universe!

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5197
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Animals Bred:	119
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6654
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Potions Brewed:	41
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7866
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Farms Harvested:	844	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7810
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7632	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8085
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2941
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6293
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Mines Excavated:	2249
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3594
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2740
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Animals Bred:	26
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1616
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	348	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mines Excavated:	2497	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9179	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5768
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5063
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3180
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Mines Excavated:	3345
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5651
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8769
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5432
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	680
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Animals Bred:	73
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!