The Brit Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where Rishi Sunak and bamboo dishes collide in a hilarious and chaotic adventure.

Picture this: Rishi Sunak, the Chancellor of the Exchequer, has decided to take a break from politics and dive headfirst into the world of Minecraft. But here’s the twist – he’s obsessed with bamboo dishes! Yes, you heard that right. Rishi Sunak is on a mission to collect as many bamboo dishes as possible, and he needs your help to do it.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the rarest and most outrageous bamboo dishes in the land. Encounter wacky characters, solve mind-bending puzzles, and battle fearsome mobs as you race against time to fulfill Rishi Sunak’s bamboo dish obsession.

But beware, the server is also home to a mischievous group of pandas who are determined to steal Rishi Sunak’s precious bamboo dishes. Will you be able to outsmart the pandas and secure the ultimate collection of bamboo dishes for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziness of Rishi Sunak x bamboo edish like never before!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PreggoCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, business trip, Communication, compromise, conflicting schedules, Decision making, demanding job, due date, family, guilt trip, Minecraft, mother-in-law, new job, PreggoCraft, pregnant wife, Priorities, Promotion, relationship, responsibilities, Server, Support, Understanding, work-life balance

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like this and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and laughs.

Reasons to join our server: 1. No guilt trips allowed – unless it’s from a zombie trying to eat your brains. 2. Build your dream world without worrying about forgetting important dates or upsetting your virtual wife. 3. Our server is so awesome, even your mother-in-law would cancel her trip to play with us. 4. Prioritize your job in real life, but prioritize fun and relaxation on our server. 5. Who needs a promotion when you can be the king or queen of your own Minecraft kingdom?

So come on over and join us for a stress-free, drama-free gaming experience. Let’s mine, craft, and laugh together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magic Items Found:	4165
Dragon Eggs Found:	9728	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MomCraft: Parental Problems

building a family, Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, Decision making, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family expectations, feeling overwhelmed, generational differences, INDEPENDENCE, mental health, MomCraft, mother-daughter relationship, Parent-child relationship, Parental, personal growth, Pregnancy, Problems, self-care, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, support system

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this player’s family situation.

Imagine trying to explain your feelings to your parents, only to have your mom interrupt with “It was just a brownie.” Who knew dessert could cause so much drama? But fear not, on our server, we promise not to interrupt your heartfelt conversations with talk of baked goods.

And if you’re worried about family dynamics affecting your gameplay, don’t fret! Our server is a safe space where you can escape the chaos and focus on building your dream house with your fiancé. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

So join us on this crazy adventure where you can leave the family drama behind and focus on creating your own little family in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with mom’s brownie interruptions.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	232
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

YesterdayGoneOops Minecraft SMP

Alternate Timeline, Changing the past, do-overs, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, hypothetical scenarios, learn from the past, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, Nostalgia, past experiences, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, second chances, self improvement, smp, time travel, what if, Wishful thinking, YesterdayGoneOops

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about going back to yesterday because we have a time machine in-game! That’s right, you can redo any mistakes you made, like accidentally blowing up your friend’s house or falling into a pit of lava. Plus, our server is home to a secret society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find rare loot and uncover hidden treasures. So why dwell on the past when you can join our crazy world and create a better future for yourself?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PixelFateCraft

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate adventure that will change your life forever! One player decided to build a simple dirt house, but little did they know it would lead them to discovering a hidden diamond mine filled with riches beyond their wildest dreams. Another player accidentally punched a pig, setting off a chain reaction that resulted in an epic battle against an army of angry farm animals. Don’t miss out on the chance to make history on our server – who knows what small decision could lead to a life-changing moment for you!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Astral Projections Made:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Salman’s Blocky Kingdom Minecraft Server

blinken, blocky, Conflict Resolution, Crown Prince, Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, Geopolitics, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israel, Kingdom, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace process, Minecraft, Muhammed bin Salman, palestine, Palestinian issue, Politics, regional stability, Salmans, Saudi Arabia, Saudi-US relations, Server, united states

so, like, this server is like, totally insane, just like how the Saudi Crown Prince doesn’t care about the Palestinian issue, we don’t care about boring stuff either, we just wanna have fun in Minecraft, ya know?

join us if you wanna build a castle made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, because why not? we don’t follow the rules, just like how the Crown Prince does whatever he wants.

plus, we have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons, just waiting for you to find them. so come join us and let’s create chaos together, because who needs politics when you have Minecraft?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SoupCraft: VanGoghVandalism

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join this epic minecraft server where u can throw soup on famous paintings like Van Gogh’s! we got activists running around causing chaos and making art history fun! come join the madness and be part of the soup-throwing revolution! who needs paintbrushes when u got a can of soup, amirite? let’s make art great again, one splash at a time!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	437

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Briny Water Lithium Mine

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of mining for hours in Minecraft just to get a tiny bit of lithium? Well, have no fear, because our server has got you covered! We’ve got a revolutionary new method for extracting lithium from briny water that will blow your mind!

Picture this: you’re swimming in the ocean, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden underwater cave filled with lithium-rich briny water. All you gotta do is scoop it up with a bucket and BAM! You’ve got yourself a whole bunch of lithium without breaking a sweat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of lithium-loving dolphins who will guide you to the best mining spots and protect you from any pesky creepers that try to ruin your day. Plus, our server is 100% eco-friendly, so you can mine to your heart’s content without worrying about damaging the environment.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of extracting lithium like never before. Trust us, once you go briny water, you’ll never go back!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Enchantments Applied:	245
Runes Activated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magic Items Found:	5196	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Marthia Land: Where vanilla players try to survive with a side of drama! Join us now!

Community, Crafting, Creative, Custom, Drama, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Hardcore, Join, Land, Lore, Magic, Marthia, Medieval, Minigames, Players, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Side, Survival, SURVIVE, Vanilla

About Marthia Nations
Join Marthia Nations: https://discord.gg/PcRXYuupZe

Looking to build an empire? Want to battle with working ships and planes? Maybe just build a quaint base? Marthia can offer it all! An SMP turned Nations server, Marthia has been around for over half a decade, with our current world having built over three years of history, and counting! We are more than a simple Minecraft server; we are a community.

Here you’ll find plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser and much, much more!

FAQ

Q: How long has Marthia Nations been around?	A: Marthia Nations has been around for over half a decade.
Q: What plugins does Marthia Nations offer?	A: Marthia Nations offers plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser, and more.
Q: Can I build an empire on Marthia Nations?	A: Yes, Marthia Nations allows players to build empires and battle with ships and planes.
Q: How can I join Marthia Nations?	A: You can join Marthia Nations by following the invitation link provided above.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Anonymous’ Epic Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, Epic, Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers server out there!

Join us and you’ll find yourself facing off against zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the villagers go to let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks guarded by a pack of dancing wolves.

So if you’re ready for an adventure like no other, come join us on our server! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Gratuity Minecraft SMP Expert

Expert, gratuity, gratuity customs, gratuity debate, gratuity etiquette, gratuity expectations, gratuity norms, gratuity rules, leaving tips, Minecraft, restaurant etiquette, service industry, smp, tip amount, tip or not, Tipping, tipping controversy, tipping culture, tipping etiquette, tipping guidelines, tipping habits, tipping practices, tipping protocol

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay ever!

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza hidden deep within the Nether.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama-powered tanks. Will you join them or will you stop their evil plans?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and leave your sanity at the door!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Potions Brewed:	190	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BoyfriendBlunderMC

Apologize.., Apology, awkward situation, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlunderMC, Bridesmaids, cordiality, friend drama, Group Chats, inappropriate comment, middle school fight, Miscommunication., misunderstandings, only fans, silent treatment, social circles, social dynamics, social etiquette, social interconnected, UNCOMFORTABLE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a middle school cafeteria! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive bridesmaids, inappropriate apologies, and awkward group chats.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of navigating social interconnections that make you wish you could just dig a hole and hide in it – Witness the epic showdown between a waitress with an OnlyFans and a boyfriend with a terrible apology game – Enjoy the silent treatment from friends who pretend not to notice the chaos around them – Be a part of a community where middle school fights are the norm and apologizing for things you didn’t do is a rite of passage

So come on in and join the fun! Who needs actual gameplay when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained? Remember, on our server, the only thing more unpredictable than the creepers are the friendships!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PossessionObsession – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a rare diamond? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a community of players who have some seriously wacky prized possessions.

One player has a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wears a diamond helmet and struts around like he owns the place. Another player has a collection of enchanted golden carrots that they swear give them super speed and the ability to fly (spoiler alert: they can’t actually fly).

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or will you be the hero who saves the day? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored on our server. So come join us and bring your most prized possession along for the ride!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Emeralds Found:	8478
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PhobiaCraft: Fear of Unicorns

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Are you afraid of cucumbers? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole town made of cucumbers just to help you conquer your fear! Join us and face your veggie demons head on!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or stop their feathered revolution?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts only communicate in cat memes. Can you solve their riddles and earn their ghostly approval?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts bizarre and hilarious, look no further! Join us and embrace the madness today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

KyivKaboomCraft

aggression, airstrikes, Attack, Bombing, Conflict, defense systems, Drones, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, KyivKaboomCraft, Military, Politics, power grid, Russian missiles, SECURITY, Ukraine, War, WARFARE

join our epic minecraft server where russian missiles and drones are not a problem cuz we got diamond armor that can withstand anything, even nuclear explosions! come build your base in the ruins of kyiv and fight off the evil invaders with your trusty pickaxe and enchanted sword. power grid? who needs that when you have redstone contraptions that can power your entire base with just a flick of a lever. join now and show those pesky russians who’s boss in this crazy apocalyptic world of blocky chaos!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	9404
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

No Ego Zone

Ego, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self compassion practice, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self value, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, selfless, Zone

HEY U! YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS DA BOMB DIGGITY!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT CAN DANCE! NOT TO MENTION, OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS LIKE CRAZY! U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF DIAMONDS AND NO ONE WILL JUDGE U!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND GOLD! BUT BEWARE, THERE’S A GIANT SPIDER THAT GUARDS IT! U BETTER BRING UR SWORD AND SHIELD!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A PORTAL TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE UNICORNS ROAM FREE? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! U CAN RIDE A UNICORN INTO BATTLE!

SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! U WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3617	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.