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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 2683 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
Once upon a time, a player joined Throte Breakfast and found themselves in a world where pigs rode on top of creepers, chickens wore diamond armor, and zombies did the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. The mobs in our world have some serious dance moves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where the bacon grows on trees and the rivers flow with maple syrup. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the magical Pancake Palace, where the pancakes are always fluffy and the syrup is bottomless.
So come join us at Throte Breakfast, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world?