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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 9012 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 2378 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 19 |
Once upon a time, a player joined Throte Breakfast and found themselves in a world where pigs rode on top of creepers, chickens wore diamond armor, and zombies did the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. The mobs in our world have some serious dance moves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where the bacon grows on trees and the rivers flow with maple syrup. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the magical Pancake Palace, where the pancakes are always fluffy and the syrup is bottomless.
So come join us at Throte Breakfast, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world?