The Breakfast Club Minecraft SMP

Breakfast, brunch, club, DELICIOUS, early morning, Energizing, first meal, Food, fuel for the day, health, Hearty, important meal, mealtime, Minecraft, morning meal, Nourishment, nutrition, satisfying, smp, start the day, Tasty, Throat, yummy

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2578
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Star Shards Collected:	145
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Emeralds Found:	3780
Potions Brewed:	114	Runes Activated:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to Throte Breakfast, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined Throte Breakfast and found themselves in a world where pigs rode on top of creepers, chickens wore diamond armor, and zombies did the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. The mobs in our world have some serious dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where the bacon grows on trees and the rivers flow with maple syrup. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the magical Pancake Palace, where the pancakes are always fluffy and the syrup is bottomless.

So come join us at Throte Breakfast, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world?

CraftyCarCraze

Accidents, Angry, CAR, CraftyCarCraze, dad, DEBT, Disappointed, DRIVE, Effort, ENTITLEMENT, Grateful, illegal, insurance, License, not accepting, Porsche, Privilege, stepmom, WIBTAH

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9515
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3357
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Love Letters Sent:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about insurance for your virtual cars! 🚗💨

Join us and experience the thrill of driving without the fear of lifelong debt hanging over your head. Our virtual roads are safe and accident-free, so you can zoom around without a care in the world.

Who needs a Porsche when you can have a pixelated car in our Minecraft world? Plus, if you do happen to crash (which is highly unlikely), there won’t be any consequences in real life. It’s a win-win situation!

So come on over and leave your insurance worries behind. Drive, build, and have a blast in our crazy Minecraft server. See you there! 🎮🌟

CraftyNotArtsy – Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, art, Boundaries, Craftsmanship, CraftyNotArtsy, creativity, cultural norms, Expression, imagination, innovation, Interpretation, Minecraft, originality, Overlooked, Perception, perspective, skill, smp, societal standards, Subjective, talent, Unconventional, Unrecognized

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2973
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Void Armor Forged:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, the most lit place to be right now. Like, seriously, you gotta join because we have the most insane builds ever. Like, there’s a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds, and a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall. It’s like, totally wild.

And the best part is, we have the craziest events ever. Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with a million chickens. It was clucking madness, I tell ya.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a black hole of awesomeness.

PlushCraft – Sleepless Nights

bedtime comfort, bedtime routine, childhood memories, comfort objects, cuddly toys, Emotional support, mental health, NIGHTS, Nostalgia, plush toys, PlushCraft, Relaxation, security blankets, sentimental items, sleep aids, sleep associations, sleep companions, sleep patterns, sleep therapy, sleeping habits, sleeping with toys, Sleepless, stuffed animals

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9195
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Crops Grown:	9754	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of sleeping with boring old stuffed animals? Join our Minecraft server and sleep with virtual pandas, unicorns, and even a dragon or two! Our server is so lit, even your stuffed animals will be jealous. Plus, rumor has it that if you sleep with a virtual llama, you’ll have the best dreams of your life. So why settle for teddy bears when you can have a whole virtual zoo in your bed? Join now and upgrade your stuffed animal game to epic proportions!

AuschwitzEscape Minecraft Server

arrest, Auschwitz, AuschwitzEscape, commemoration, Diplomatic tension, european history, fearing, Genocide, historical event, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, liberation anniversary, memorial, Minecraft, Nazi occupation, pm, Poland, political controversy, Server, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8822
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Magic Items Found:	4247	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Lol come join dis server, it’s so lit dat even PM scared to come! We got crazy builds like a giant chicken riding a pig and a rollercoaster made of diamonds! Plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! So what u waiting for? Join now before PM gets arrested by Poland for missing out on all da fun!

XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

anti-Islamist, anti-Semitic, attacker, CONTENT, extremism, German, international relations, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, pro Israel, religious extremism, Report, Saudi, SUSPECT, Terrorism, terrorism attack, violence, Xmas market, XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1521
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Star Shards Collected:	53
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that drop diamonds. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?

join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.

oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.

come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

FutureCraft: Crystal Ball Edition

always correct, Ball, CLAIRVOYANCE, create the future, crystal, destiny, Divination, Edition, ESOTERIC, fate, fortune tellers, fortune telling, future prediction, FutureCraft, long tail, Metaphysical, Mysticism, occult, predestination, Prophecy, psychic abilities, spiritualism, Supernatural, what if

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7935
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly u r transported to a magical land where fortune tellers rule the world. but get this, they don’t just predict the future, they CREATE it. like, whoa dude, mind blown.

join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.

plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?

so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.

Nerve Regen Fun Zone

acute spinal cord injury, antibody, antibody therapy, axonal regeneration, Enhanced, Fun, inhibitory factors, motor function, nerve, nerve damage, nerve growth, nerve regeneration, nerve repair, neurological recovery, neuroprotection, neuroregeneration, Neurorehabilitation, Neutralizes, REGEN, spinal cord healing, spinal cord recovery, spinal cord trauma, therapeutic antibody, Zone

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4958
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Buildings Constructed:	41
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

so like, u know how sometimes u fall off a cliff in minecraft and u break ur leg? well, on this server, we got this crazy antibody that like, totally fixes u up real quick! no more hobbling around with a broken leg, u’ll be back to running and jumping in no time! join our server and experience the miracle of science in minecraft! plus, we got this epic story where the antibody was actually created by a group of super intelligent pigs who wanted to help all the injured players in the game. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft! come join us and be part of this amazing adventure!

MineRealm

Active players, BUILD, Community, community-driven, creator, Custom, Events, Explore, Friendly, java, Legit, long-running, meta-gameplay, minerealm, Player Base, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2678
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	398	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Zombie Dances:	1	Magic Items Found:	6609
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Void Armor Forged:	28
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Star Shards Collected:	123	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

MineRealm Overview

Server	game.minerealm.com
Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

1. How long has MineRealm been around?

MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.

2. What is the server address for MineRealm?

The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.

3. Are there any rules to follow on MineRealm?

Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.

Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, attack on the capital, Chapter 40, cut short, Divine, FANTASY, Gods, japanese, kamikatsu, Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama, Late DUMPING, Manga, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga update, newly translated chapter, Supernatural, world

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	770
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magic Items Found:	7553	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4388
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	49

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8690
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1919
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8446
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9277
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mines Excavated:	3138	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8310
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!