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The Book of Ventura – Roleplay, Chapter 2 – The Darkness Within

The Book of Ventura - Roleplay, Chapter 2 - The Darkness Within
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Players: 91/100 Votes: 1572
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted: 51 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
Legendary Items Repaired: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10
Dragonkin Hatched: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

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The Book of Ventura - Roleplay, Chapter 2 - The Darkness Within Minecraft ServerMinecraft Steampunk Roleplay Server Returning Like We never did before!

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Custom Items, Blocks & Entities
The Book of Ventura - Roleplay, Chapter 2 - The Darkness Within Minecraft ServerThe Book of Ventura - Roleplay, Chapter 2 - The Darkness Within Minecraft Server

The audio plugin implements music depending on the area you are located.

A Wardrobe system that allows you to pick and select your skins in-game and change them on the fly.

– Unique player events

– Familiar, yet customized races such as Elves, Orcs, Dwarves, Humans, and Halflings. Then our custom races are unique to our server, the Aealim, Pisces, Metal Men, and Gahira’i.

– Custom Lore, including Geography, Pantheons, Fauna, Curses and Blessings, and the mysterious element of Magic.

– A custom combat system to give players an interactive approach to MC-CRP by combining Honor Combat with the classic approach of a TTRPG format.

– A unique factions system that provides options in the creation of Noble Houses, Guilds, and settlements!

– A beautiful Custom Items system that allows players to create names for themselves as renowned craftspersons in a simple, easily approachable way.

– We have also been named the most unique & easy to get into roleplay server!

══════════════════ Server Information ══════════════════IP: MC.BookofVentura.net

Website:APPLY HERE

Discord:https://discord.com/invite/ejmH8kQZmp

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  • Ethereal Echoes 1.20.3

    Ethereal Echoes 1.20.3
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    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ores Mined: 9865 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
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    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Love Letters Sent: 8
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 99
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  • MomDontTripServer

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    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
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    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 9550
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
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    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
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    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret potion that turns all your enemies into adorable baby chickens. Trust us, you’ve never seen PvP like this before!

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  • EcoWarriorCraft

    EcoWarriorCraft
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 483
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Chimeras Created: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Votes: 7588

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  • Itchy Scratchy Crafty Land

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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 5130
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 5236
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 301 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Mines Excavated: 4633 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4

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  • smp.me

    smp.me
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 9307
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
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    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    About Us
    While marked as semi-vanilla, the actual experience is identically vanilla. We just use a few plugins to prevent grief, hook into discord, have a web map, etc.
    Whitelisted server that ensures everyone you’ll meet is friendly and accepting.
    LGBTQ+ Friendly and emphasizes inclusivity.
    16+ Dedicated Players with various activity and skill levels.

    Features

    Feature Description
    (opt-in) Proximity Chat Mod Uses Plasmo Voice for proximity chat.
    Armor Stand Tools Allows for various customization options for armor stands.
    Discord > server chat Enables communication between Discord and server chat.
    Web based world map High-quality map with multiple perspectives.
    Gradual world border expansion Keeps the gameplay fresh by expanding the world border.
    Grief prevention Systems in-place to detect and revert grief seamlessly.
    Adult staff team Experienced staff without power complexes.
    Opt-in only PVP Players can choose to participate in PVP.
    Decorative player heads Allows for decorative player heads in the game.
    Decisions made by community vote Community-driven decision-making process.
    Sleep skip Feature to skip the night by majority sleep.

    FAQs

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Head to smp.me to apply!

    Q: Is the server really vanilla-like?

    A: Yes, the server experience is practically vanilla with a few additional plugins for enhancements.

    Q: What is the minimum age requirement to join?

    A: The server is for players aged 16 and above due to the community’s direction and activities.

    Q: What features does the server offer?

    A: Proximity chat, armor stand tools, Discord integration, web world map, world border expansion, grief prevention, adult staff team, opt-in PVP, decorative player heads, community vote decisions, and sleep skip.

    Q: Are there any restrictions on the server?

    A: The server does not offer keep inventory, different modes than survival, plugins that alter the vanilla experience, plugin/money-based economy, or donator perks with advantages.

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  • Cyber Corporeal 1.20.6

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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 7888
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Falling into the Void: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

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    Yo, bros and broettes, check out this Minecraft server that’s like a virtual utopia for all the vtubers and mascots out there! Join us in a world where you can discuss all the talents and mascots of corpo™s that don’t get enough love in other threads.

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  • MotherInLawMinecraftMeltdown

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    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Magic Items Found: 3833
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 21 Demon Skulls Collected: 44
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    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 64690 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

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  • MineCraftyMornings

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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 2913
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 24
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Goblin Markets Raided: 3

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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 4600
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Enchantments Applied: 235
    Falling into the Void: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2

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  • Money Can’t Buy Coolness

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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 3072
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Dimension Hops: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 20
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Enchantments Applied: 166
    Mines Excavated: 2235 Void Armor Forged: 16
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Dragons Tamed: 2

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  • Crafty CBD Bar – No Booze Allowed

    Crafty CBD Bar – No Booze Allowed
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 269
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Chimeras Created: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Towns Built: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Mines Excavated: 2398
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

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  • FailedSMP

    FailedSMP
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 9153
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Runes Activated: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 13
    Chimeras Created: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Features Details
    Location Australia/NZ
    Server Type SMP
    Server Version 1.21+
    Plugins Lifesteal
    Community Growing

    FAQs

    Q: Is the server 24/7?

    A: Yes, the server is 24/7.

    Q: What is the server IP?

    A: For the server IP and more information, please join the Discord server linked below.

    Q: Can I create content on the server?

    A: Content creation is very welcome on the server.

    Q: How old is the server?

    A: The server was made only a few days ago and is looking to grow with more active members.

    For more information and to join the server, please visit the Discord server: https://discord.gg/XZvKtn8Q9q

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  • Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

    Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 3209
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Animals Bred: 163
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2534 Chimeras Created: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 0

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    Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

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