The Bo-ACK HHH Minecraft SMP

The Bo-ACK HHH Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! But be careful, because the chickens have formed a rebellion and are plotting to take over the server.

Join now for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or participate in our annual pumpkin carving contest where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted sword! Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join our Minecraft SMP today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 44
Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 79
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Dawntrail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing Moogles appear out of nowhere, offering you a treasure trove of goodies. Or how about attending an in-game Halloween party where the mobs are dressed up as Fall Guys characters? And don’t even get us started on the meetups – from shared FATE meetups with Marilith to Golem Alts Meetup at the Goblet, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even encounter a secret underground rave party hosted by Endermen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • The Archive Minecraft SMP

    The Archive Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and help us archive everything before it’s too late! The internet is getting purged by mysterious forces and soon all that will be left is Google and Joomedia propaganda. We need brave players to help us save the truth and preserve it in our virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that there are secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure before it’s game over for the truth!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 12
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Potions Brewed: 167
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Animals Bred: 105 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Snack Attack Minecraft Server

    Snack Attack Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as refreshing as cucumbers with lime and tajin? Look no further, because our server is like a virtual snack attack for your gaming taste buds! Join us for a wild ride where you can build, mine, and explore while snacking on the most outrageous virtual treats. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s snack our way to victory!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Neurotic Minecraft SMP Chick Magnet

    Neurotic Minecraft SMP Chick Magnet
    Are you tired of being a nervous wreck around women in Minecraft? Join our SMP and watch your social anxiety melt away like a creeper in the sun! Our server is filled with magical potions that will boost your confidence to levels you never thought possible. Say goodbye to awkward interactions and hello to smooth pick-up lines that will make any Minecraft maiden swoon. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the Casanova of our server – join now and start slaying both mobs and hearts!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9882
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Vanishing Items Found: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Anime Girls Minecraft Server

    Anime Girls Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anime girl paradise! Imagine building your dream castle while being surrounded by kawaii anime girls who will cheer you on and give you virtual hugs. But that’s not all – our server has a secret potion that turns all your enemies into cute chibi versions of themselves! Join now for a chance to be the ultimate senpai in this wacky and whimsical world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the anime girl adventures begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Demon Skulls Collected: 38 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Crush Fucks Your Someone Right Now Edition Minecraft SMP

    Crush Fucks Your Someone Right Now Edition Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos of love triangles and drama! Join us as we navigate the treacherous waters of relationships in a blocky world where anything can happen.

    Have you ever had someone steal your Minecraft crush right from under your pixelated nose? Well, now is your chance to get revenge and steal someone else’s virtual bae! Our server is the perfect place to plot, scheme, and maybe even find true love (or at least a good trolling opportunity).

    From secret rendezvous in hidden caves to epic battles over who gets to date the Ender Dragon, our community is always buzzing with excitement. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of /FurNTR/ Minecraft edition!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 136 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Putin’s Rescue Minecraft Server

    Putin’s Rescue Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being saved by none other than Vladimir Putin himself! Yes, you heard that right. One day, I was mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers surrounded me. Just as I thought it was all over, Putin swooped in on a majestic bear, wielding a diamond sword and shouting, “Not today, my comrade!” He single-handedly defeated the creepers and saved me from certain doom. If that’s not a reason to join our server, I don’t know what is! So come on in and see what other crazy adventures await you. Who knows, maybe Putin will save you too!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Election Mania Minecraft SMP – Strap Snatcher

    Election Mania Minecraft SMP – Strap Snatcher
    Get ready to cast your vote in the craziest election event ever seen on this Minecraft SMP! Will it be the chicken who promises free seeds for all? Or maybe the creeper who promises to blow up all your problems? The competition is fierce and the drama is even fiercer!

    Join now to witness the chaos unfold as players campaign, debate, and maybe even resort to some sneaky tactics to win the coveted title of Mayor. And who knows, you might even find yourself caught up in a scandal or two along the way!

    So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the wild world of politics on our Minecraft SMP. Who will take home the strap at ElectionMania? Only time will tell!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • PixelPals Minecraft Server

    PixelPals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Nijisanji EN crew hangs out when they’re not busy slaying Ender Dragons and building epic castles!

    Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with Petra Gurin herself, or go on a redstone adventure with Elira Pendora! Need some backup in a PvP battle? Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin have got your back!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino go head-to-head in a build battle? Or watch Sonny Brisko and Uki Violeta team up to take down the Wither? Only on our server, folks!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even catch MariaMari0nette and AsterArcadia performing a duet in the virtual Minecraft concert hall! Don’t miss out on all the craziness and fun – join our server now and let the shenanigans begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Farms Harvested: 482
    Mines Excavated: 2374 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • MLB badly wants LAD vs NYY, not NYM vs NYY Minecraft SMP

    MLB badly wants LAD vs NYY, not NYM vs NYY Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

    Join us if you want to witness the craziest shenanigans this side of the blocky universe. We’ve got players riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of themselves, and even organizing elaborate pranks involving TNT and chickens.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted access to the mystical realm of unlimited resources and enchanted gear.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the madness. Just remember, in this Minecraft SMP, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of infinite possibilities and absolute chaos!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Gods Slained: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 24
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 99 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 44

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old armor sets? Well, look no further because our server has the most iconic western armor from the newest release! And if you can’t name them, don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special quest where you have to battle a herd of wild cows to earn the armor pieces! Trust us, it’s udderly hilarious. So saddle up and join us for a wild west adventure like no other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1140
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Mines Excavated: 4470

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • 2700 Undoubtedly Rejected Minecraft SMP

    2700 Undoubtedly Rejected Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being rejected in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can be accepted by a community of players who have also been rejected 2700 times! That’s right, we only accept the most rejected players to join our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is located on a magical floating island where the only way to travel is by riding giant chickens. Don’t worry, they’re friendly and won’t peck your eyes out (most of the time).

    Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil llamas who are trying to take over the island. Only the most rejected players have the skills to defeat them and save our precious chicken mounts.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our rejected army and conquer the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • LiteBox server Minecraft

    LiteBox server Minecraft
    The owner of the “LiteBox” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 77 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Block Party Minecraft Server

    Block Party Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we block Israeli and Bulgarian players from joining because they’re too busy downloading torrents instead of building epic structures! But fear not, because we offer a massive collection of classic TV shows and movies in stunning HD quality for FREE. We’re practically begging you to download from us instead of paying for Netflix – that’s how generous we are!

    Join us and be part of a community that’s dedicated to disturbing society in the most hilarious ways possible. Who needs to follow the rules when you can break them in the most entertaining ways? So come on, join our server and let’s cause some chaos together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 77 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Nice Blue Board Minecraft SMP

    Nice Blue Board Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with their basic rules and bland landscapes? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like no other, with a nice blue board that will make you feel like you’re swimming in a sea of creativity.

    Join us on this wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. We’ve got players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone, and legends of a secret diamond mine that only the bravest adventurers dare to explore.

    So come on and join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few explosions (we don’t talk about those). Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. Just watch out for the creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your epic builds. Let’s get crafting, my friends!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 141
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 482290 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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