The Blocky Fam Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Studio

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5254
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Farms Harvested:	528
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7553
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6932	Void Gems Collected:	26
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8755
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Void Gems Collected:	26
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8856
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Buildings Constructed:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8367
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	1240	Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Towns Built:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9138
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	11

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1782
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Animals Bred:	195
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Votes:	8113
Potions Brewed:	63	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1571
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Emeralds Found:	1052	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8922
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Chimeras Created:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4158
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Divine Spears Created:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Farms Harvested:	520
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6400

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7834
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2298
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9110
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8609
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Crops Grown:	2152
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	984
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Emeralds Found:	7497
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6558
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

Players:	100/200	Votes:	5059
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Secret Passages Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Living Statues Befriended:	3