Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and secret underground lairs.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But little did they know, those diamonds were cursed and turned them into a chicken for a whole week! Don’t worry, we eventually found a way to turn them back, but the laughs we had during that time were priceless.

If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, where the rules are made up and the chaos is real, then this is the place for you. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 95/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
Wilderness Tamed: 9 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 146
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Early Dinner Early Breakfast Weight Loss

    Early Dinner Early Breakfast Weight Loss
    join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna keep a healthy weight, bro! we got da best circadian rhythms in da game, u gonna be burnin’ dem calories like a pro. eat an early dinner, eat an early breakfast, and BOOM – u gonna be lookin’ like a snack in no time. plus, our appetite regulation is on point, u ain’t gonna be snackin’ all day like a noob. so come join us and get dat healthy weight, cuz we all about dem early meals and epic weight management skills. #minecraftgoals #healthyweightgang

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Animals Bred: 84
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • HahaHexArchon: Where Custom Worlds, Mobs and Enchants Meet Boss Fights, Quests, and Eventful Shenanigans!

    HahaHexArchon: Where Custom Worlds, Mobs and Enchants Meet Boss Fights, Quests, and Eventful Shenanigans!

    HexArchon Overview

    Description HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and more.

    Links

    Our Values

    We are dedicated to creating a unique and enjoyable experience for our community. Here are some of our core values:

    We listen to community feedback and are transparent in our decisions and development process.
    Huge range of free-to-choose playstyles Players can choose from various playstyles and enjoy optional additions to enhance their gameplay experience.
    Trust & respect We strive to build trust and respect within our community and maintain a positive environment.
    Dedicated updates We continuously add new content to keep the gameplay experience fresh and engaging.

    Gameplay Mechanics

    • Custom Mobs
    • Custom Items
    • Custom Enchants
    • Dungeons
    • Quests
    • Abilities
    • Stats
    • Auto Farms
    • Furnaces
    • Furniture
    • Player Shops
    • Pets
    • Fishing
    • Quality-of-life Improvements

    Technicals

    Server performance and responsiveness are top priorities:

    CPU AMD Ryzen 9 7950X
    RAM 3200MHz 64GB
    Storage 2TB NVME SSD
    Location US East Coast

    Joining

    • Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
    • Supports Bedrock (Port 19132)

    Thanks for reading! Join us on HexArchon for a unique gaming experience.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Love Letters Sent: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • BurgerCraft Minecraft Server

    BurgerCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our Iron Dome defense system is always on point! Just like in real life, we have a team of experts ready to intercept any incoming missiles from other players trying to attack our base. Join us and witness the epic battles as our defensive coalition, led by the United States (yes, you read that right), takes down all threats with ease.

    But that’s not all! Our server is located in the heart of Israel, where you can explore ancient ruins and uncover hidden treasures while dodging incoming missiles. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

    So why wait? Join us now for a one-of-a-kind gaming experience that will leave you on the edge of your seat (and hopefully not under attack). Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world of Minecraft warfare!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Alien Abductions: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Laugh At Argentina Thread Minecraft SMP

    Laugh At Argentina Thread Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being stuck with El Bencho and Lautardo on other servers when you could be playing with the Serie A top scorer instead? Join our Minecraft SMP and leave those scrubs in the dust! Our server is so epic, even Cristiano Ronaldo wants to join, but we had to tell him sorry, no room for goats here, only players who can mine diamonds like a pro. So come join us and show off your building skills, battle epic bosses, and maybe even find the legendary Notch himself hiding in a secret cave. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and the most hilarious moments – join our server now!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 11
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Towns Built: 9 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • PramQueueSkipperAITAH

    PramQueueSkipperAITAH
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where queue etiquette is taken to the next level! Join us for epic battles over who gets to be next in line at the virtual CEX shop. Will you be the one to bravely park your baby’s pram and leave the line, only to return and claim your rightful spot? Or will you be like our fearless player (F, 26) who dared to defy the unwritten rules of the queue and face the wrath of a seething mother?

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy encounters. Explore the bustling shopping center, navigate through cramped aisles, and engage in heated debates over who truly deserves to be served first. And if things get too intense, just remember to tell your opponents to “fuck off” before making your grand exit.

    So why wait in line in the real world when you can join us in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server? Who knew shopping for second hand games and DVDs could be so thrilling? Join now and let the queue drama unfold!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 17
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 37 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 14

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • CraftyCreeperCraziness

    CraftyCreeperCraziness
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and wacky, you won’t believe it’s real!

    Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that farts rainbows! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers have dance parties instead of exploding.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where you can party with Endermen and party like it’s 1999. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).

    So come on down to our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Mines Excavated: 2875 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • NorthKoreanArtillery Minecraft Server

    NorthKoreanArtillery Minecraft Server
    OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz we got half of Russia’s artillery shells sourced from North Korea! like, can u even imagine the chaos and explosions happenin’ here?! it’s like a war zone but in Minecraft, so u can blow stuff up without gettin’ in trouble with the law. plus, we got secret intel from Western Intelligence, so u know it’s gonna be wild. join now before Putin finds out and tries to shut us down! #MinecraftWarZone #NorthKoreaExplosions #JoinOrDie

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 12
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • NukeCraft: Trump’s Urgent Quest

    NukeCraft: Trump’s Urgent Quest
    yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? well, lemme tell ya, this server is so lit that even Trump is urging Israel to hit the nuclear first and worry about the rest later just to get a chance to play on it!

    imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

    we’ve got custom plugins that let you shoot fireballs from your eyes, turn into a giant chicken, and summon a herd of dancing cows. not to mention, our community is full of the coolest players who will help you conquer any challenge that comes your way.

    so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Star Shards Collected: 75
    Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Nightmare Toys Transform

    Nightmare Toys Transform
    join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest shizz ever in minecraft!!! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, n zombies doin da macarena!!! u wont believe ur eyes when u see da giant chicken boss dat drops diamond blocks when u defeat it (true story, bro).

    we also got a secret underground disco party where u can dance with skeletons and zombies till da break of dawn. and if u ever get bored, just hop on our roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall (dont worry, u wont get burned…probably).

    come join us and be part of da most epic and insane minecraft server ever created!!! trust us, u wont regret it…probably.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Misinfo MasterCraft

    Misinfo MasterCraft
    so, like, this server is where all the cool kids hang out, ya know? we got like, dragons and unicorns and stuff. but like, the best part is that if you join, you get a free pet zombie pigman. like, how cool is that?

    oh, and get this, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got diamonds for days, bro. and if you find the secret entrance, you get to keep whatever you can carry. it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more explosions.

    also, we have this epic battle arena where you can challenge other players to duels. winner gets a golden apple or something. but like, watch out for the lava traps, they’ll getcha every time.

    so yeah, if you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server ever, come hang with us. we promise you won’t regret it. plus, our pet zombie pigman is super cuddly.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • What is the IP for Ella Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Ella Minecraft Server?

    Ella is a passionate and dynamic individual with a creative mind and a love for all things artistic. With a background in design and a keen eye for detail, she excels in bringing ideas to life through her work. Ella is dedicated to continuous learning and growth, always seeking out new challenges and opportunities to expand her skill set. When she’s not busy creating, you can find Ella exploring her local art scene, traveling to new destinations, or spending time in nature.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Zapped Creeper Sanctuary – The Explosive Server of Fun! Join Now for Thrills and Spills!

    Zapped Creeper Sanctuary – The Explosive Server of Fun! Join Now for Thrills and Spills!

    Charged Creeper Minecraft Server Overview

    Features Description
    Lite RPG Experience
    Quality of Life (QoL) Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps
    Voting System
    Player Economy Player-owned & operated economy for buying and selling items
    Cross-Platform Play Play with friends on any platform with different MC versions
    Informative Discord Channel Featuring Discord-to-Minecraft chatting and updates
    Custom Help Menu Resource available 24/7 for player assistance

    Website: http://www.chargedcreeper.com Discord Channel: https://discord.com/invite/CUFC7VNr5u Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com Bedrock Port: 25566

    We eagerly await the arrival of new players on our server and welcome individuals from all backgrounds. Feel free to join our server anytime as we are not whitelisted – and enjoy everything we have to offer!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How do I join the Charged Creeper server?

    To join the server, simply use the Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com or connect via Bedrock on port 25566.

    2. What kind of RPG elements are available on the server?

    The server offers Dungeons, Mob Arenas, Outposts, Quests, McMMO, Custom Enchants & Custom Monsters to enhance the mid-to-end game experience.

    3. How can I earn rewards through voting?

    By participating in the voting system, players receive a Voting Crate Key and a pinata to beat up for additional rewards.

    4. Is there a player economy on the server?

    Yes, players can buy and sell items with each other in the player-owned & operated economy.

    5. Can I play with friends on different platforms?

    Absolutely! The server supports cross-platform play, allowing players on different Minecraft versions to play together.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 24
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Towns Built: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Pixel PVP – Minecraft Server

    Pixel PVP – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party. Seriously, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time.

    2. The mobs on our server are so friendly, they’ll bring you flowers instead of attacking you. Who needs a pet dog when you have a pet zombie?

    3. Our server is so epic, Notch himself logs on to play. Rumor has it he even built a secret diamond castle somewhere on the map.

    4. Need a break from mining? No problem! Our server hosts weekly dance parties at the Nether portal. Get your groove on with some zombie pigmen!

    5. Looking for a challenge? We have a secret quest where you have to defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded. It’s called the “Blindfolded Dragon Dance” and only the bravest players attempt it.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runes Activated: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8658 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Zombie Dances: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • I Want To Be A Part Of The Cabal Minecraft SMP

    I Want To Be A Part Of The Cabal Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a secret society known as “The Cabal.” Rumor has it that they control the entire server with their mystical powers and offer incredible perks to those who join their ranks.

    Join us if you dare, but be warned – the initiation process involves a parkour course over a pit of lava, a battle with a dragon, and a dance-off with a creeper. But hey, it’s all worth it to be a part of the most exclusive club in Minecraft.

    So why wait? Join us now and become a member of The Cabal. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to unlimited diamonds or gain the ability to fly. The possibilities are endless on our wacky and wild server.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 70
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 119
    Runes Activated: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • OpenDoorPoopCraft

    OpenDoorPoopCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pooping with the door open is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is the only place where you can mine diamonds while sitting on the toilet in-game. It’s a multi-tasker’s dream come true!

    2. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot, guarded by a giant chicken that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. Can you defeat the chicken and claim the treasure?

    3. Our server is home to the legendary Toilet King, a mysterious figure who rules over all bathroom-related activities. Rumor has it that if you impress him with your building skills, he will grant you the power to summon toilets at will.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of pooping with the door open like never before!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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