The Blocky Bunch Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	456
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	9385	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Farms Harvested:	392
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Emeralds Found:	2369

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with sporty characters and thick adventures. Our server is like F-list, but in Minecraft form – create your character profile, find like-minded partners, and unleash your wildest fantasies in the world of blocks and pixels.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as dedicated to kinks and depravity as you are? Our webchat is perfect for textual roleplaying, our group forums are filled with juicy gossip and drama, and our kink list is longer than the Great Wall of China.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the creepers blush when they see what’s going on. We have a live status tracker to keep you updated on all the naughty shenanigans happening, and a filtered ads section for those looking for some extra spice in their roleplays.

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure where anything goes and every block tells a story. Who knows, you might just discover a kink you never knew you had – like building giant statues of your favorite anime characters in compromising positions. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today!

SenseCraft City 1.21.2

1.21.2, city, Clarity, cognition, Coherence, coherence in reasoning, comprehension, Discernment, Explanation, Insight, intelligence, Interpretation, Logic, Lucidity, make it make sense, make sense, Perception, rationality, reason, sense, SenseCraft, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8698
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mines Excavated:	4263
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Zombie Dances:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1981	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds! I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of that, am I right? Plus, the mobs on this server are so dumb, they walk into walls and drown themselves in lava. It’s like watching a comedy show 24/7! And the best part? The admins are like wizards who grant your every wish, like turning your dirt hut into a palace fit for a king! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

i’m financially ruined Minecraft SMP

Bankrupt, BROKE, DEBT, financial burden, financial collapse, financial crisis, financial devastation, financial difficulties, financial disaster, financial downfall, financial failure, financial hardship, financial instability, financial ruin, financial setback, financial stress, financial struggles, financial troubles, financially, financially ruined, Minecraft, money problems, ruined, smp

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	592
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Potions Brewed:	27
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of being financially ruined in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can become a virtual millionaire with just a few clicks of your mouse. Our economy is so booming, even the creepers are investing in diamond stocks!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken jousting match, he will grant you three wishes (as long as one of those wishes is for more chicken).

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and start your journey to financial freedom and poultry royalty today!

DadCraft: Weaponized Incompetence

Communication Issues, Cooking, DadCraft, emotional labor, family conflict, family dynamics, family responsibilities, financial strain, Frustration, generational differences, grocery shopping, grocery store, household chores, Incompetence, meal preparation, misunderstandings, parenting, Resentment, shopping, shopping list, Weaponized, weaponized incompetence

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3283
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	299
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t get the wrong blocks like OP’s dad got the wrong groceries! Our server is filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps just like this one.

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of hunting for chicken thighs and blocks of cheese, but be warned – there may be some ground chicken and pre-shredded mozzarella along the way!

Don’t be like OP’s dad, who couldn’t follow a simple shopping list – join our server and show off your skills in gathering the right materials for your next big build. And if you ever need a laugh, just remember this story and be thankful that at least in Minecraft, you can always respawn and try again!

LowPointLad Minecraft SMP

coping mechanisms, emotional wellbeing, Healing Process, inner strength, life challenges, life struggles, lowest point, LowPointLad, mental health, mental toughness, Minecraft, overcoming adversity, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, smp

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1208
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	373648	Towns Built:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, bro. Like, if you ain’t on here, you’re missing out on all the craziness, man. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens doing the cha-cha slide, and creepers throwing surprise parties. It’s wild, I tell ya.

But the best part? The community, man. We got peeps from all over the world, coming together to build, fight, and just have a good ol’ time. Like, I was at my lowest point in life, just eating dirt in a corner, but now I’m living my best life, mining diamonds and riding on a rollercoaster made of TNT. It’s lit, fam.

So come join us, and let’s create some epic memories together. And who knows, maybe you’ll find your new best friend or your long-lost llama cousin. Anything is possible in this crazy Minecraft world, bro. Let’s do this!

BlockBusterEndGame

Bleak, bleak ending, bleak film, bleak movie, bleakness, bleakness in movies, BlockBusterEndGame, Cinema, Dark, DEPRESSING, Despair, despairing, emotional, ending, film, Heartbreaking, hopeless, Movie, sorrowful, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7552
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Emeralds Found:	4174
Dragon Eggs Found:	656	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old movie endings where everything is all sunshine and rainbows? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll never see a bleaker ending than the time our players accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie villagers on their own village! It was chaos, but hey, at least it was entertaining! Join us for more crazy adventures and unpredictable endings that will leave you questioning your sanity (and maybe your decision-making skills)!

K-Pop Block Party

Aging population, Analysis, BLOCK, Challenges, consequences, Crisis, declining birth rate, demographics, Economy, Future, Government, Impact, intervention, Kpop, Party, point of no return, Population, society, SOLUTIONS, south korea, statistics, trends, Warning

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5313
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	320072
Farms Harvested:	991	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67

Yo, imagine this: a Minecraft server so lit that even South Korea’s population is facing a point of no return just to join! We got creepers doing the Gangnam Style dance, villagers selling kimchi-flavored enchanted weapons, and a secret underground base where Kim Jong-un himself challenges you to a build battle. Join now before the K-pop zombies take over and make you their backup dancer!

Daemonium PvP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, PvP Combat Minecraft Kits Ranks Cosmetics Custom items Action-packed Factions Survival Minigames Creative Economy Roleplay Adventure Skyblock Prison Hardcore Pixelmon Modded

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6534
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

A PvP-focused server with 1.20 combat mechanics, supporting all Minecraft versions. Get random kits every fight, unlock ranks, and enjoy cosmetics and custom items. Simple, fun, and action-packed!

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Zenless Zone Zero 1.20.5

1.20.5, A Storm of Falling Stars, Advanced Bounty, Agent Combat Intel, Agent Record, Asaba Harumasa, Astra Yao, Bangboo vs Ethereal, Before the Curtain Rises, character demo, Combat Footage Review, combat simulation, Data Bounty, En-Nah Into Your Lap, evelyn, Full 1.4 details, Gachasim., Hoshimi Miyabi, newest trailer, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, special program, Special Visitor, Teaser, Upcoming Events, useful links, Version 1.4, Windchaser Harumasa, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone, ZZZ-drawpile., ZZZFriends

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2169
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	34
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Yo, bros, have you heard of this epic Minecraft server that’s like, totally out of this world? It’s like, a mix of Agent Combat Intel and Zenless Zone Zero Version 1.4 “A Storm of Falling Stars” Special Program.

Join this server for the craziest events like Special Visitor, Bangboo vs Ethereal, and Windchaser Harumasa. Plus, there’s a Combat Footage Review and Advanced Bounty – Routine Cleanup. It’s like, a non-stop party of action and adventure.

And get this, there are redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and ASSEMBLEMIYABI. Claim them in-game and unlock some sick rewards.

Check out the resources and useful links like zzzlinks and ZZZ-drawpile. It’s like, a treasure trove of awesomeness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server and unleash your inner warrior. It’s gonna be a wild ride, bros!

Chimney Slide Minecraft SMP

cheerful, chimney, christmas, cold, Die, Festive, fireplace, funny, gift giving, holiday, humor, jolly, joy, Laughter, Merry, Minecraft, santa, Santa Claus, slide, smp, tradition, Winter

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4490
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	400
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Are you ready to slide down our chimney and risk your life for a jolly good time? Join our Minecraft SMP where the cheer levels are off the charts! We’ve got Santa’s workshop, but instead of making toys, we make diamond armor and enchanted weapons. And rumor has it, if you find the secret candy cane forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical gingerbread man. So come on, join us and let’s spread some holiday cheer…or at least try not to die sliding down the chimney!

IgnoredAdviceMC SMP

hindsight, ignored advice, IgnoredAdviceMC, learning from mistakes, life advice, life experiences, life guidance, life insights, life journey, life lessons, life reflections, life revelations, life wisdom, personal development, personal growth, piece of advice, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, true advice, valuable lessons, wisdom

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9847
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Farms Harvested:	100	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Buildings Constructed:	49	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	9167	Void Gems Collected:	22
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

OMG, so like, you totally have to join this Minecraft SMP, like for realz. It’s like, the most epic server ever, bro. Like, the admins are all unicorns and they grant wishes and stuff. I heard this one time, someone asked for a diamond sword and they got a real-life diamond sword delivered to their house. It was crazy, man.

And the players on this server are like, super cool and funny. Like, there was this one guy who built a giant toilet out of gold blocks and called it the “Golden Throne.” And then someone else built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and shoots you out into a pool of lava. It’s wild, dude.

Plus, there’s this secret underground base where you can find all the rarest loot and fight off mobs with your bare hands. I heard that if you find the hidden treasure, you get transported to a magical land where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards. It’s like, the ultimate adventure, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna have a totally rad time and experience the craziest Minecraft shenanigans ever, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it, dude. It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make in your whole entire life.

WeirdEatsCraft

adventurous eating, bizarre dining, bizarre dishes, culinary adventures, culinary exploration, eaten, exotic dishes, exotic food, odd delicacies, peculiar meals, rare delicacies, strange flavors, strange foods, uncommon animals, unique dining experiences, unusual cuisine, unusual meats, weird food combinations, WeirdEatsCraft, weirdest animal, wild game

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8166
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Runes Activated:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and have dance parties with zombie villagers. Our server is home to the rarest and weirdest animals you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Ever tried eating a diamond-encrusted chicken? Well, now’s your chance!

We have epic quests where you have to hunt down the legendary Bacon Cow and the mystical Unicorn Sheep. And don’t forget about our exclusive mini-game where you have to survive a horde of angry, pizza-loving creepers.

So come on down to our server and experience the most bizarre and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite food – like a rainbow-colored, marshmallow-flavored Ender Dragon!

CraftyCreeperClash

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCreeperClash, Crisis, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, energy system, escalation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, kyiv, military aggression, military conflict, missile strike, political turmoil, power grid attack, russia, security threat, Ukraine, War

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8780
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9297	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even russia is getting involved! our energy system is under attack by missiles but don’t worry, we have creeper explosions to keep things interesting! build your base, team up with friends, and defend against the craziness that is happening in our world. who needs world politics when you can have minecraft drama instead? join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Ballin’ Planet Population

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1159
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE HAVE MORE BALLS THAN PEOPLE ON EARTH HAHAHAHA. WE GOT BALLS FOR DAYS, LITERALLY. COME SEE FOR YOURSELF AND JOIN THE BALLIEST MINECRAFT SERVER OUT THERE. WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU GOT BALLS, RIGHT? HAHAHAHA. LET’S BALL OUT TOGETHER AND HAVE A BALL-TASTIC TIME. BALLS, BALLS, BALLS, THAT’S ALL YOU’LL SEE ON OUR SERVER. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BALLER MINECRAFTER.

Kinetic Space Expansion – No Dark Energy Needed!

Accelerating Rate, Dark, Dark Energy, ENERGY, Expansion, Kinetic, kinetic energy, misidentification, Needed, scientists, Space, Universe’s Expansion, VARIATIONS

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5844
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Star Shards Collected:	217

So, like, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the universe is expanding at, like, an accelerating rate? Yeah, it’s like scientists say we don’t even need dark energy to explain it, it’s just variations in kinetic energy or something. But, like, who cares about that when you can join this server and build your own universe-expanding creations!

Join now and experience the thrill of building with kinetic energy, creating mind-blowing structures that defy the laws of physics. Who needs dark energy when you have the power of imagination on this server? Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave this wacky world of unlimited possibilities. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s expand the universe together!

Divine FemmeCraft 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, attraction, confusion, Divine, divine purpose, FAITH, FemmeCraft, Gender Identity, God’s Plan, Homosexuality, Identity, LGBTQ, non-binary, personal growth, Questioning, religious beliefs, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, sexual orientation, Sexuality, Spiritual Journey, Transgender

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2534
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of confusion and chaos!

Experience the thrill of questioning your own existence while building pixelated structures!

Who needs a penis when you can have a diamond pickaxe in hand, am I right?

Explore a world where gender norms and logic don’t apply, just like in real life!

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most nonsensical way possible!