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Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4255
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Star Shards Collected:	285	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	26	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6047
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	154
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3462
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	797
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9371
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mines Excavated:	4539	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5085
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3494
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Zombie Dances:	8

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9023
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Towns Built:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Crops Grown:	4763	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5320
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6889	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9351
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	2240	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Buildings Constructed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9738
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1046
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3258
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4412
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

Players:	110/100	Votes:	6756
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	8292	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3