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BestDeciMinecraftSMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a roller coaster that was so fast, it actually launched them into space! True story. And another time, someone found a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (because who doesn’t love cake?). Plus, we have regular events like llama races and chicken jousting. So, if you want to experience the most epic, craziest, and downright wackiest Minecraft adventures of your life, then joining our SMP is definitely the best decision you’ll ever make. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	759803
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyCreeperz

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have a treat for you! Our server is the best kept secret on the Internet, and for good reason.

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Our server is so top secret, even Herobrine doesn’t know about it!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive mini-games like “Llama Lava Jousting” and “Zombie Disco Party” that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community on the Internet. Just don’t tell anyone – it’s a secret, remember?

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Monologue Craft: The Unreliable Server

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so, like, have you ever wondered what it would be like if your inner monologue was, like, a total liar? well, guess what, on this epic minecraft server, your inner monologue is an unreliable narrator! imagine trying to mine for diamonds and your inner voice is all like, “nah bro, there’s no diamonds here, just keep digging straight down.” it’s like a constant battle of wits with yourself, but in a minecraft world.

also, did we mention that the pigs in this server can talk? yeah, that’s right, you can have full-on conversations with the pigs while you’re out exploring the land. they might even give you some insider tips on where to find the best loot.

oh, and get this – every time you build a new structure, a random celebrity will show up to rate it. imagine building a sick castle and then suddenly, oprah pops in to give it a thumbs up. it’s like a surprise celebrity guest every time you build something cool.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will mess with your mind in the best way possible, come join us. just be prepared for your inner monologue to lead you astray and for pigs to start chatting you up. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ChillCraft Adventures Minecraft server

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ChillCraft is a new project with cool locations, daily rewards, a quest system, pvp, and much more. – Exciting adventures and quests;

– New crafts and enchantments;

– Casino, economy, shops, auctions;

– Bosses, Dungeons, new structures;

– Air drop, hats, achievements.Come in and be part of the coolest survival and boss killing experience!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Vtuber Animal Babes Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where animals and humans just coexist peacefully? Well, look no further because on our server, Animal Vtubers can have babies with humans! That’s right, you can create some truly unique and hilarious offspring that will have everyone on the server talking.

Join us for a wild ride of cross-species romance and wacky adventures. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a half-pig, half-human child that can fly and shoot lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless on our crazy server!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might just find true love with a llama or start a family with a chicken. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few Minecraft mods).

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Minecraft SMP – /eftg/ – ESCAPE FROM TARKOV general

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only patch notes you need to worry about are the ones that patch up the holes in your base from creepers exploding! Forget about Russian sneedware, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor waiting for you to conquer the arena and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

Looking for some ammo charts? We’ve got you covered with our extensive collection of arrows, potions, and even TNT for those explosive moments. And don’t forget to visit our Gun Builder Website, where you can calculate the perfect overswing for your next epic battle.

New to Minecraft? No problem! Check out our guide for newfags and quest tracker to help you navigate the world of blocks and monsters. Need some changes? Our change list is constantly updated to keep things fresh and exciting.

Join our Minecraft SMP server today and leave the tranny and homo grooming servers behind. SPTSPT may be offline, but our server is always buzzing with activity and laughter. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft like never before!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4195	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PropertyCraft – Inherit & Build

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom’s sudden change of heart about her will? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so crazy, you’ll be questioning reality just like OP is questioning their mom’s decision to donate everything to the church.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret treasures and hidden surprises that will keep you on your toes. Just like how OP’s mom surprised them with her new will, you’ll never know what’s around the corner on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as OP’s mom’s sudden change of heart, come join us! Who knows, maybe you’ll find a diamond sword that’s actually a key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Or maybe you’ll just find a bunch of chickens wearing top hats. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Ores Mined:	3277	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

TinyJoy Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Rebellion, where feathers and beef fly everywhere! Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition? The winner gets a diamond pickaxe enchanted with the power of unlimited tacos!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of glowstone? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PixelPantyPop

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What’s the female equivalent of having a random boner? It’s joining our Minecraft server and suddenly finding yourself surrounded by a herd of pink sheep wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist the urge to join in on the fun and build your own disco sheep army to take over the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. So come on, join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Elak’s wacky world of factions, funky economy, crazy weapons, and doodle map… oh and some other stuff too

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World of Elak

Version: java 1.20.1

Features:

Survival Gameplay	Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world.
Land System	Create and manage your own tribe with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving nation.
Economy	Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count.
Custom weapons	Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more!
Custom brewing	Brew ales, wines and more! (including custom recipes!)
Tribes	Create or join tribes with players and dominate the map! Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the world of Elak!

Join us now and start your adventure! (ip/server info in our discord)

Discord

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can find the server information in our Discord server.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
Can I create my own tribe?	Yes, players have the ability to create their own tribes and invite others to join.
Are there any in-game events?	We regularly host events such as PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and more to keep the gameplay exciting.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	New Chunks Explored:	695887
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Sunken Dawntrail Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that even the sunken Dawntrail game has better reviews than us! Join us and witness the chaos as we overthrow Yoshi from XIV and take over the Minecraft world with our insane shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	15

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Chud’s Crazy Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride the players, the chickens are armed with diamond swords, and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding. It’s a madhouse of mayhem and madness, and we want YOU to join in on the fun!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions where cows rule the land, and a giant llama that spits out diamonds instead of saliva. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Just remember to detach your tranny head before logging in!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MythiCraft: Pick Your Beast!

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Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be ANY mythical creature your heart desires! Want to be a fire-breathing dragon terrorizing villages? Done. How about a majestic unicorn prancing through fields of flowers? Easy peasy. Join our server and let your imagination run wild! Who needs to be a regular old Steve or Alex when you can be a magical being of epic proportions? So come on, join us and unleash your inner mythical creature!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

DroNeRusCraft

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Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Teenage BFFs: The Key to Happiness

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so like, u know when u play minecraft and u just need some pals to build stuff with? well dis server is da place to be, cuz we got all da teenage friendships u need to keep u happy and satisfied in life.

our study shows dat if u join dis server, u gonna have peer acceptance like never before. u gonna have close friendships dat will make u feel like u on top of da world. and guess what? u gonna have low social anxiety and high life satisfaction. who wouldn’t want dat, amirite?

so come join us on dis epic minecraft server where u can make friends, build cool stuff, and just have a blast. trust us, u won’t regret it.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Farms Harvested:	945
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3