The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2603
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4341	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Farms Harvested:	616	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Star Shards Collected:	117	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Emeralds Found:	164

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server, “dove,” is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is filled with wacky surprises at every turn, like a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons or a giant chicken that challenges players to a game of chicken nugget eating contest.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special “Lava Parkour” challenge where players must navigate a treacherous obstacle course made entirely of lava. The prize? A pet dragon that will follow you around and roast any mobs that dare to mess with you.

So why wait? Join “dove” today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this zany world of madness and mayhem!

WarlockWorks

alchemist, Conjurer, Druid, Enchanter, fortune teller, Mage, magician, Medium, mystic, Necromancer, occultist, psychic, Seer, Shaman, Sorcerer, spellcaster, spiritualist, warlock, WarlockWorks, witch doctor, wizard

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8217
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Crops Grown:	3654
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
New Chunks Explored:	453863	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with basic bros and no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate hangout spot for all the warlocks, wizards, and witchy men out there!

Join our server and unleash your inner magical powers as you battle it out against other players in epic wizard duels. Fly on broomsticks, brew potions, and summon mystical creatures to aid you in your quest for dominance.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Male Witch Coven, a group of powerful sorcerers who control the very fabric of reality itself. Rumor has it that they can turn diamonds into cheese and make creepers breakdance on command.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s truly spellbinding, look no further than ours. Join now and become the magical man you were always meant to be!

UnderseaCraft: EuroBoom!

cables, Communication, critical infrastructure, cybersecurity, data, Defense, Digital, EuroBoom, Europe, european union, Geopolitics, internet, Network, policy, Protection, Risk, SECURITY, Technology, time bomb, undersea infrastructure, UnderseaCraft, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7343
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	59
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

u ever wanted to dive deep into the ocean in minecraft? well dis server lets u do dat and more! we got undersea infrastructure like u never seen before, it’s a security time bomb of fun! join us if u wanna explore the depths of the ocean and maybe even find some hidden treasure. who knows what u might discover in our crazy underwater world! come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, fam!

NapCraft: Problem-Solving ZZZ

#ProblemSolving, Ability, afternoon nap, brain function, cognitive function, creative problem solving, findings, improve, mental clarity, nap benefits, nap time, Napcraft, new study, problem-solving skills, productivity, research, REST, Sleep, sleep study, SOLVE, study, target problems, zzz.

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5595
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER AND U CAN NAP ALL DAY TO BECOME A MINECRAFT GENIUS!!! U CAN SOLVE PROBLEMS LIKE A WIZARD AFTER A GOOD NAP, U CAN BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS IN UR SLEEP!!! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT, IF U NAP ENOUGH TIMES, U CAN FLY IN MINECRAFT WITHOUT A ELYTRA!!! JOIN NOW AND NAP UR WAY TO VICTORY, WOOHOO!!!

CootMC

alliances, Bosses, Brewery, Challenges, Character, CootMC, Dungeon, Economy, Kingdom, Leaderboards, Medieval, mobs, music discs, Perks, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, smp, TOWN, Trading, Wars

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4569
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Emeralds Found:	4425	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

CootMC Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Custom Dungeon	Team up with friends to fight mobs and bosses for rewards
Roleplay System	Create unique characters and work for your town
Player-run Economy	Trade in gold and items with other players
Skill Levelling System	Track and improve your skills for unique perks
Quests System	Complete challenges for special rewards
Other Features	Custom music discs and brewery

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server on Java version 1.21 and also join our Discord for more information.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.

Q: Can I create my own kingdom on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own medieval kingdom, start wars, make enemies, and forge alliances on our custom fantasy map.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we host regular events such as dungeon runs, PvP tournaments, and special quests for all players to participate in.

TinyCraft – Spanish Indie 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bait, Chuubas, clean thread, Community, Corpos, discussion, ESmol, ESpanish, Favorite, Garbage, ignoring, Independent creators, indie, offtopic, Reporting, Small, Spanish, spanish language, Spanish-speaking, tinycraft, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2794
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	1963
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Meteorites Collected:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we talk about our fave Spanish-speaking smol indie vtubers! Like, forget about those big chuubas and corpos, they ain’t welcome here. We keep it real with the underground virtual YouTubers, ya feel me? So, if you wanna be part of the coolest community on the block, hit up this server and let’s chat about our vtuber obsessions together. Don’t let the haters bring us down, let’s keep this thread clean and ignore all the bait and offtopic garbage. Let’s show ’em how we do it in the virtual world!

GraveGamer Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, commemoration, death, epitaph, ETERNAL, Farewell, final wishes, GraveGamer, gravestone, Inscription, last words, Legacy, memorial, memorialization, Minecraft, mortality, Remembrance, resting place, smp, Tombstone, Tribute

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6503
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Lol, ok so like, imagine this Minecraft server where we all just like, build stuff and blow stuff up and have epic battles with mobs and stuff. It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in Minecraft, bro. And get this, if you die, you get to have a custom gravestone with a hilarious message on it. Like, mine would say “Here lies Bob, died trying to ride a pig off a cliff.” Haha, classic Bob, amirite? So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy fun server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down and join us! We can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to.

PixelPrideCraft

Accomplishments.., Achievements, best work, Development, memorable experiences., Milestones, noteworthy milestones, personal achievements, personal growth, PixelPrideCraft, platform achievements, platform success, progress, proud accomplishments, proud achievements, proud moments, self improvement, self reflection, significant progress, standout moments, success stories

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7062
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Meteorites Collected:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	23

Oh, let me tell you about the time I built a giant statue of a potato riding a llama on this server! It was a masterpiece, truly a work of art. And the best part? The llama was actually shooting lasers from its eyes. It was epic.

But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

DoggoCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Airline Mishap, American Airlines, animal companion, Army Helicopter, aviation incident, canine companion, Delayed Departure, dog, DoggoCraft, Figure Skater, Flight Cancellation, flight disruption, Military Collision, Minecraft, missed flight, pet owner, Server, Transportation Troubles, Travel Delay, travel woes, unexpected circumstances, unforeseen events

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	267
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

so, like, imagine this: a figure skater, right, he like, misses his flight because his dog, like, ate his boarding pass or something, and then, BAM, that flight he missed, it like, collides with an army helicopter. crazy, right? well, that figure skater, he like, tells his story on our minecraft server, and you can, like, hear all about it while building epic castles and battling dragons. join now for the most insane stories and the best minecraft gameplay ever!

CraftyCreeperGriefers

anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperGriefers, Destruction, germany, hate crime, historical vandalism, History, Holocaust, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, Jewish history, memorial, Memorial Defacement, memorial site, Monument, Nazi regime, Remembrance, Tragedy, vandalized, war memorial, world war II

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1740
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ores Mined:	824
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got dis epic story where da Holocaust Memorial in Germany got vandalized… by a gang of evil chickens! Yeah, you heard me right, CHICKENS! So if you wanna join in on da wackiness and chaos, come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1391
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Zombie Dances:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Runes Activated:	8

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7946
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Star Shards Collected:	230	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Emeralds Found:	5657
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!

BloodyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Blood, BloodyCraft, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cramps, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, menstruation, Minecraft, Nickname, Period, period accidents, period shame, period stigma, period talk, relationship, Server, shame, Shaming, SHEETS, Support

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4641
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2820	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magic Items Found:	1676
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Potions Brewed:	105

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! We promise you won’t experience any cramps here, but you might just end up with a red spot on your virtual sheets if you’re not careful. Our players are known for their creativity, humor, and ability to turn any situation into a hilarious meme.

Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.

CraftyCoupleRifts

Apology, Appearance, career panel, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, CraftyCoupleRifts, Empathy, fashion, high school, husband, judgment, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, Support, Wife

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5038
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel better about your fashion choices? Look no further than our server! We promise not to judge you based on your outfit, but only on how well you can build a pixelated castle. Join us for a fun and supportive community where we value creativity over couture. Plus, we have a special “Mismatched Monday” event where the wackiest outfit wins a prize! Don’t let your fashion faux pas hold you back, come join us and show off your building skills instead. Remember, in our world, blocks matter more than blazers!

ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

activities, Behavior, Carefree, childhood experiences, childhood habit, childhood joy, childhood memories, childhood past, childhood rituals, ChildhoodNostalgia, comfort, Familiar, habits, Innocence, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pastimes, playfulness, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Routine, Simplicity, smp, tradition

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4298
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	2400	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Star Shards Collected:	248	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

LOL, okay so like this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing ever, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and diamonds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up stuff for fun but he’s totally harmless, trust me.

Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.

But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!

MineCrafty Morning Routines

bedtime routine, cleanliness, daily routine, health benefits of showering, minecrafty, morning, morning person, morning routine, morning shower, morning shower benefits, night owl, night shower, night shower benefits, personal hygiene, Relaxation, Routines, self-care, shower habits, shower preferences, showering habits, sleep hygiene, wake up routine, wind down routine

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3293
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!

But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.

So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!