The Blocky Booty Minecraft SMP

The Blocky Booty Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! We have a secret underground chuuba wrestling ring where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. But beware, the chuubas are fierce fighters and will stop at nothing to protect their title as the reigning champion!

If chuuba wrestling isn’t your thing, don’t worry, we also have a giant chicken coop where players can challenge each other to chicken jousting tournaments. Ride your trusty chicken steed into battle and prove that you have what it takes to be the ultimate chicken jousting champion!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a mysterious portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. Explore this strange world and uncover its secrets, but be warned, not everything is as it seems in the land of the dancing llamas!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, come join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Just remember to watch your back around those chuubas – they may be cute, but they pack a mean punch!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 1
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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