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netherlite

Adventure, BADGES, blood nights, generated wild world, Mythicmobs, netherlite, optimized server experience, Players, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Survival

Netherlite Survival:rpg server – Quests, Adventure, Badges, Blood nights, Generated wild world, mythicmobs and more with optimized server experience for all players.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Blocky Legends Minecraft Server /blokylegends/

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got Best Waifu Lissandra edition, where you can battle it out with Vanye who’s hot…or should I say cold? Hahahaha, get it because she’s the Ice waifu!

I am a comedic genius, so prepare for some hilarious moments on this server. But that’s not all, we’ve got current and upcoming content that will blow your mind! From Worlds 2024 Event Pass to Music Fan Gragas, Cosplayer Neeko, and Esports Fan Trundle – there’s something for everyone.

And let’s not forget about the Dark Star skins like Sylas (Legendary), Kai’Sa, Zoe, Yorick, and Diana. Plus, we’ve got insane stories to tell about each of them that will leave you in awe.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Void Gems Collected:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boys, BoysBuildGirlsDont, Communication, confusion, Cultural differences, DATING, emotions, Empathy, gender differences, Gender Roles, Girls, love, Minecraft, misunderstandings, Perspectives, Psychology, relationships, smp, social norms, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Girls will never understand the thrill of watching boys trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of TNT, only to have it blow up in their faces (literally).

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. Girls will never understand why boys spend hours trying to tame these fashionable llamas just to have them throw a wild dance party every night.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MineCraftWholesomeness

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Have you ever seen a creeper stop mid-explosion to give a hug instead? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to witness pigs flying, zombies doing the cha-cha, and villagers starting a boy band. Our server is so wholesome, even the Ender Dragon bakes cookies for newcomers. Don’t miss out on the wackiest and most heartwarming Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

TribalTown: Indigenous Mayor Madness

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lol so like, this server is like the Brazil of Minecraft servers, bro. we got a record-high number of Indigenous mayors and other municipal officials, like, running the show. it’s cray cray, man. we’re all about increasing representation and making sure everyone’s rights are fulfilled, ya know? join us and be a part of this epic journey to equality and diversity in the Minecraft world. plus, our mayors throw the best parties, you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. come join us and let’s make history together, one block at a time. #IndigenousPower #PartyLikeAMayor

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Void Armor Forged:	28
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Loud Trucks VS Drag Guys

acceptance, automotive culture, Diversity, DRAG, drag culture, Femininity, gay guys, Gender Identity, Gender norms, gender stereotypes, guys, intersectionality, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, loud, loud trucks, Masculinity, performance art, societal expectations, Stereotypes, straight guys, Truck Culture, Trucks

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because this server is the bomb diggity! We’ve got more loud trucks than a monster truck rally, and let me tell you, straight guys go absolutely bananas for them. It’s like catnip for their manly souls.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like a disco ball on steroids. We’ve got more neon lights than a Las Vegas casino, and the party never stops. You’ll be dancing like a maniac in no time.

And don’t even get me started on the epic stories you’ll hear on this server. We’ve got tales of dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Spud. It’s like a bedtime story on steroids, and you won’t be able to get enough.

So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server in town. Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started, gamers!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6541
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Void Armor Forged:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

flairvanillamc

Adventure, Anarchy, BUILD, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Griefing, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Flair Vanilla – Enjoy a classic survival, anarchy like experience with minimal plugins. Griefing and farming are allowed. Join now and contribute to the community.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

When MC

Active Staff, build uhc, CartPvP, cheapest ranks, Custom Survival, dedicated PvP server, Diapot, Economy, Fair Gameplay, Gamemodes, Headsteal, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraft, nethpot, Pagla MC, Pagla MC server, PvP, Regular Events, rupees 49, Skywars, Survival

Pagla MC is a Minecraft server with multiple gamemodes like Lifesteal, Survival, Custom Survival, Headsteal and much more.

Pagla MC also have a dedicated PvP server which have all main gamemodes like Nethpot, Diapot, Cartpvp, Build UHC and much more.

We have active staffs, fair gameplay, regular events and cheapest ranks starting from rupees 49 only…..

So don’t Forget To Join PAGLA MC

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Insane Gamer Minecraft Server

#gamer, coping with loneliness., depression, emotional well being, feeling like a freak, feeling like an outsider, feeling separate from humanity, INSANE, lack of friends, lack of girlfriend, Loneliness, loneliness and insanity, loneliness and mental health, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, relationships, seeking relationships, self esteem, self worth, Server, social anxiety, Social Connections, social isolation

Are you tired of being a lonely hermit in Minecraft? Join our server and make virtual friends who will never leave you! Our community is full of players who are just as socially awkward as you, so you’ll fit right in. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a pixelated girlfriend in-game, she’ll come to life and love you forever. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and dive into a world where you can finally feel like you belong. Join now and say goodbye to your real-life loneliness!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Holy Grails Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP

Another Crab’s Treasure, art direction, better written, bloodstream contamination, crab, environmental issues, gameplay, Graphic design, metaphor, microplastics, Minecraft, narrative depth, ocean conservation, ocean pollution, pollution awareness, preachy, serious themes, smp, storytelling, ui design, video games, vomit-like UI

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unexpected twists.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has more drama than a soap opera. From secret alliances to epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a treasure hunt like no other – forget about diamonds, we’re talking about finding Another Crab’s Treasure!

And don’t even get us started on the gameplay. It’s so good, it’ll make you question reality. Plus, our art direction is top-notch – you won’t find any vomit-like UI here, unlike that other server, Metaphor.

But wait, there’s more! Did we mention the secret underground society of players who control the fate of the server? Or the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

TherapistGoneWild

Boundaries, cancer treatment, career path, comfort meals, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Empathy, friendship, meal train, mental health, Opinions, personal attacks, self-care, social media etiquette, Support, surgery recovery, Therapist, TherapistGoneWild, Therapy

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures!

Picture this: you’re building a giant chocolate milkshake castle with your friends when suddenly, a 60-year-old former family friend named Cathy shows up and starts criticizing your choice of building materials. She rants about how your milkshake castle is too sugary and fatty, but little does she know, it’s actually made of virtual blocks and won’t affect your health at all!

But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you might come across a therapist NPC who gets offended if you question their career choice. Will you engage in a battle of wits with them, or will you simply block them and move on to more important quests, like finding the legendary diamond milkshake recipe?

Join our Minecraft server now for a chance to experience all this madness and more! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in the world of blocks and pixels?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Crops Grown:	5688
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

OnceInALifetimeMinecraftSMP

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Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat and singing the national anthem? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unforgettable moments that will leave you in stitches.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Emeralds Found:	7806	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

OverheardOcelots

BIZARRE, Conversation, Curious, eavesdropping, gossip, Intriguing, long tail tag, Memory, odd, Overheard, OverheardOcelots, peculiar, Public, Random, Shocking.., Story, strange, unexpected, unforgettable, UNUSUAL, weird

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids!

Join us if you want to hear the craziest stories from players who have encountered flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret society of llamas plotting world domination.

We guarantee you’ll never be bored with our server, where the weirdest thing you’ll overhear is probably someone trying to convince everyone that they can communicate with Endermen through interpretive dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mines Excavated:	3076
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	273	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftyKoreaWarfare

Asia, Conflict, constitution, CraftyKoreaWarfare, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, Government, hostile state, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, korean war, military tensions, North Korea, North Korean government, Politics, President Moon Jae-in, reunification efforts, south korea, South Korean government

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than north and south korea combined! our constitution says that all players from other servers are ‘hostile states’ so get ready for some intense battles! build your own dictatorship and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist! who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction? join now and experience the thrill of being a tyrant in the virtual world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	2547	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	5098