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RentDrama Minecraft Server

aita, broken into bathroom, brother staying over, careless roommate, college bestie, credit reports, damaged property, Florida apartment, friendship ended, leaving roommate, legal action, locked bedroom, messy room, Minecraft, moving out, paying rent, Pregnancy, RentDrama, returning home, roommate drama, roommate troubles, Server, stopped paying rent, stopping the electric, theft, trashed apartment, TV theft, wearing clothes

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7031
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Love Letters Sent:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and TV’s are stolen with a knife! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and virtual thievery.

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of having your belongings stolen by your own roommate’s brother? Look no further! Our server offers the unique experience of having your locked room broken into, your clothes worn by strangers, and your personal space violated in the most outrageous ways possible.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the joy of disconnecting the electricity to prevent spiteful bills, stopping paying rent to teach someone a lesson, and ultimately trashing the apartment in a fit of rage. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all this chaos in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So come join us on our server, where friendships are fleeting and TV’s are fair game for anyone with a knife and a lack of boundaries. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Pay2PlayPals

adult game centre, ANNOYED, Birthday, birthday celebration, birthday dinner, birthday gathering, Birthday Party, birthday surprise, birthday treat, celebration, coffee, Communication, Friends, Generosity, group outing, Hospitality, Invitation, misunderstanding, Pay2PlayPals, Paying, social event

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9365
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4654	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Secret Passages Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	118	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to pay for everything yourself? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of never having to spend a single diamond again! We’ll cover all your in-game expenses, just like how this generous player covered the bill for her friends at her birthday party. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to game like a boss without spending a dime! Join now and let the freebies roll in!

BreakupBluesBeGone Minecraft SMP

BreakupBluesBeGone, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2142
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
New Chunks Explored:	306784	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Yo, so like, if you just went through a breakup and you’re feeling all down and out, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We got like, magical healing powers in the game that will totally cure your broken heart. Like, seriously, just mining some diamonds and building a sick castle will have you feeling like a brand new person.

Plus, we have this crazy story where one time a player’s ex joined the server and they had to battle it out in a PvP match to win back their dignity. It was wild, man. And guess what? The player totally won and got closure on their relationship. It was like therapy, but in Minecraft form.

So yeah, if you want to forget about your ex and have a blast with a bunch of wacky players, then come join our Minecraft SMP. We promise you’ll be laughing and having a great time in no time. Let’s goooooo!

CraftySocialAddict

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4390
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Potions Brewed:	86
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Farms Harvested:	969	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	447
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Are you tired of staring at your phone all day, refreshing your feed for the millionth time? Well, it’s time to put down the memes and pick up some blocks on our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the endless scroll of doom for a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next.

Our server is the perfect place to disconnect from the digital world and reconnect with your inner block-building genius. Who needs likes and retweets when you can get virtual high-fives from fellow players for your epic creations? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you find diamonds if you offer him some virtual pizza.

So say goodbye to FOMO and hello to MOB-O (Minecraft Obsession Bonanza)! Join our server now and start crafting your way to a happier, blockier life. Trust us, your Instagram followers will understand.

PixelPlayground Minecraft Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, child exploitation, Child protection, child sex abuse, Crime Prevention, criminal justice, cybercrime, data privacy, deepfake, digital forensics, illegal content, Images, internet regulation, law enforcement, machine learning, Minecraft, new laws, online predators, online safety, PixelPlayground, Server, Technology

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2813
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a party in your pants? well do i have the server for u! our server is so wild, even the AI-generated child sex abuse images are like “woah, that’s too much!” we got new laws to make sure everyone is safe and having a good time. join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft, where the only thing getting abused is your funny bone! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the good times roll!

CraftyUkrainians

Alliance, Assistance, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, Europe, Help, international relations, Military, nato, Peace, Secretary General, SECURITY, solidarity, Stronger, Support, Ukraine, Unity, War

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1172
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight to make ukraine the strongest nation in the world!! nato secretary general says we are the key to their success!! build epic bases, battle enemies, and save ukraine from destruction!! join now and be a hero in this crazy adventure!!

Boredom SMP

Active, Boredom, Chat, Community, Coreprotect, cosmetic, Discord, Donations, Dynmap, freedom, gameplay, Grief, Minecraft, Projects, Proximity, purely, smp, Staff, tps, Uptime, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9293
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Emeralds Found:	291
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Online Mode	No cracked accounts supported
Version	Java only
Season 5 Start Date	January 3rd, 2025
Weekly Events	Yes
Monthly Expansions	Yes

FAQ

What Makes BoredomSMP Unique?

Purely Vanilla Gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs
Highly active community with 20-30 online player average
Optional Proximity Chat feature
Grief recovery with CoreProtect
No pay-to-win donations
Active staff support

What Can Players Expect from BoredomSMP?

Respectful adult community
Server-wide events and competitions
100% Uptime and 20 TPS Average
Community projects
Long-term community acceptance

Server Details

IP: play.boredommc.com
Version: Java Edition [1.21.4+]
Host Details: 64GB DDR5 RAM, AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU, 1Gbps Network, 4TB SSD Storage
Location: Coventry, United Kingdom

Love Crafted World 1.20.6

#announcement, #exciting, 1.20.6, Anime, Ave Mujica, blue bird, crafted, depressive, dramatic, emotional, love, Love Live fans, Love Live franchise, Love Live!, Love Living is Hard, Music, MyGO!!!!!, new characters, new series, School Idols, Sequel, spin-off, Storyline, world

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3881
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Yo, have you heard about this new Minecraft server? It’s like the Love Live series but on crack, bro. Imagine building your own Blue Bird paradise and living out all the drama and depression like in MyGo and Ave Mujica. It’s gonna be wild, man. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos!

OffDayzMinecraftSMP

days off, Downtime, Free Time, hobbies, interests, leisure activities, OffDayzMinecraftSMP, pastimes, Relaxation, REST, self-care

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7033
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6284	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Magic Items Found:	2845
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you bring him a stack of golden apples. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have weekly llama races and a hot tub filled with lava. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

ExcuseMeImCrafting

achievement, age, AMBITION, ambition fulfilled, AUTHORITY, Conquer, control, determination, discipline, DOMINANCE, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, iron fist, leadership, motivation, perseverance, power, progress, ruling the world, success, world domination

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8337
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Crops Grown:	9124	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you dream of ruling the land with an iron fist and making all the creepers bow down to you? Look no further, because on our server, you can finally live out your wildest dictator fantasies!

Join us and embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world with your epic building skills and cunning strategies. Build the most outrageous structures, gather the rarest resources, and amass an army of loyal minions to do your bidding. With great power comes great responsibility, but who cares about responsibility when you can have so much fun being a tyrant?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest to become the ultimate ruler of Minecraft! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even be able to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and emerge victorious. The possibilities are endless, just like your thirst for power.

Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol market, alcohol policy, alcohol sales, American liquor, Canadian products, consumer choice, Ford, fords, government decision, international trade, LCBO, liquor distribution, liquor regulations, liquor store, LiquorFree, Minecraft, ontario, political decision, provincial government, retail industry, Server, trade relations, TUESDAY

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4009
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

so, like, this, like, totally epic minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join this server cuz, like, LCBO is, like, removing American liquor on Tuesday or something. but, like, who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in this server, amirite?

join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!

SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft

abduction, ACCUSED, agent, arrest, Conspiracy, Espionage, intelligence, investigation, kidnap, KidnapCraft, man, Moscow, Plan, Plot, Questioned, russia, SECURITY, SpyChick69, Spying, Surveillance, undercover, WOMAN

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8466
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story goin’ on where this woman is accused of bein’ a spy for Moscow. like, what even? but get this, she was also plannin’ to kidnap some dude! like, who does that? join our server for all the drama and espionage, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. come join the madness, you won’t regret it, bro.

Bone Boost Gel – FastCraft Server

better, Bone, bone density, Boost, drastically, FastCraft, Gel, Hydrogel, injectable, injectable bone, new, noticeable effect, orally, orally administered drugs, osteoporosis, Radical, Server, Treatment, two weeks, year

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2101
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	204	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can inject bone gel to boost ur bone density in 2 weeks? ya, u heard me right. forget about those boring drugs, we got that injectable bone gel that will make ur bones stronger than diamond armor in no time. join our server and become the ultimate bone warrior, smashing blocks and mobs with ur indestructible skeleton. who needs potions when u got injectable bone gel, amirite? come join us and let’s make osteoporosis a thing of the past.

The Expeditions SMP

apply, Biomes, brand new, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Join, Land claiming, Lore, Modded, Modpack, opportunity, perspective, process, resource pack, selection, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	780
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Whitelisted Server	Easy application process for joining
Custom Map	12k by 12k map with all vanilla biomes
Custom Mods	Includes modpack, resource pack, and data pack with focus on Create mod
Wiki	Allows players to start their own lore
War System	Opportunity for lore-based wars with mutual agreement
Economy & Land Claiming	Includes in-game economy and land claiming system

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel.

Q: What is the size of the custom map?

A: The custom map is 12k by 12k and includes all vanilla biomes.

Q: Is there a war system in the server?

A: Yes, there is a war system in the context of lore, and it requires mutual agreement between parties.

Q: Can I start my own lore on the server?

A: Yes, the server has a wiki that allows players to create their own lore.

Biboo’s Abandoned Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Abandoned, abandoning, Apologize.., biboo, Biboos, Collabs, dancing, doomposting, Faggots, Fans, good singer, hololive, Idol, Japan, merch, Realm, Reps, Singer, singing, special features, spike, streaming, subpar, upwards

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6402
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Emeralds Found:	7982	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more collabs than Biboo in Japan! Our special features will make you question reality, just like faggots doomposting about her singing and dancing. With tons of merch and a community crazier than her fans, you’ll be apologizing for not joining sooner!

Players:	98/300	Votes:	907
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Enchantments Applied:	176
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Endless Legions Commanded:	38