The Blocky Banter Brigade – No. 196122605 by Anonymous

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting rainbows out of their butts. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with exploding green creatures. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive diamond armor fashion show where Endermen strut their stuff on the runway. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, insanity, and maybe even a little bit of magic.
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Crystal Void Realms 1.21
Join our Minecraft server and find out how many gallons of white cum have been inside his boyhole!Explore our world filled with mystery, adventure, and questionable anatomy questions!
Build your own fortress to protect yourself from the inevitable boyhole cum invasion!
Join now and experience the weirdest and wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
But beware, once you enter, you may never look at Minecraft the same way again!
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BlazeCraft Christmas Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server where we set christmas trees on fire for fun! we have hundreds of players protesting in damascus because they love our fiery antics. join us for a lit time and watch the world burn (not literally, it’s just a game, chill out) come see why our server is the hottest place to be (literally, we love fire). so grab your flint and steel and join the chaos today! -
JewHuntersPrisonCraft
come join dis server, it’s so lit even the dutch court be talkin bout it! we got crazy adventures like hunting for jews in amsterdam (jk pls dont do dat) but we do have a prison where u can serve 6 months for not joining our server. come play with us and avoid the law, it’s a wild ride y’all!