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CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9602
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7952
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Emeralds Found:	2912	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5726
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	188191
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2741
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	305	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	284	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7942
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	242
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6987
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5721
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9329
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	2872	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Votes:	7762	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4242
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Alien Abductions:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4011
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Star Shards Collected:	80
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2917
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Emeralds Found:	2764
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225
Love Letters Sent:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Runes Activated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5197
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Animals Bred:	187	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Alien Abductions:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9262
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1694
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Mystic Isles of Elysium 1.20.4

1.20.4, 92023556, ANONYMOUS, anonymous rip, anonymous tribute, Condolences, death, Elysium, Grief, GRIEVING, Isles, Loss, Memory, mourning, mourning loss, mystic, No. 92023556, Remembrance, RIP, sad, sorrow, Sympathy, Tribute

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6021
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	323
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where you can ride giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Yeah, you heard me right. This server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow-filled wonderland. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. But be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Peace out, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6464
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Mines Excavated:	4457	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ores Mined:	6123	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2