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Switched Crafters 1.21.1

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1017
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel!

I’m talking about a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your switch explode with excitement!

Imagine building your own virtual world while chilling on your new console, it’s like living in a dream within a dream!

Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let’s make some virtual magic together!

> Minecraft SMP Spend Millions Training an…

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8332
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have spent millions of dollars training our villagers to be the best blacksmiths in the land. But watch out, because they may just take a bribe from the evil Ender Dragon and stop developing their skills altogether!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs through the Nether and battling giant chickens in the sky. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves villagers taking bribes from dragons!

ToxicBabyDaddy Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1072
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Alien Abductions:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2603
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds! Our server is a safe haven from toxic exes and baby daddies who can’t get their act together.

Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any unwanted distractions. Plus, we have a strict no pill-addicted baby daddies policy, so you can game in peace knowing that your virtual world is free from real-life drama.

Don’t let your friend’s poor life choices bring you down, come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

BroFavorNoMoreCraft

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3933
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Zombie Dances:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family feud over a cat? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to never say no to looking after your virtual pets, no matter how many spare rooms we have available!

We understand the importance of returning favors, so if you scratch our back, we’ll scratch yours…literally, if you have a cat in the game. Our community is all about helping each other out, whether it’s taking care of virtual kids or making sure your Minecraft cat is well-fed and entertained.

But beware, if you don’t return the favor, you might find yourself in a virtual pickle, just like our friend who had to find a new home for her cat because her brother’s wife said no. Don’t be like her, join our server and experience the true meaning of virtual family drama and generosity!

2024NoRegrets Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1996
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Mines Excavated:	1531	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yeah, you heard me right!

Join our server and leave behind all your worries in 2024. Why? Because on our server, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Skeletons breakdance, zombies do the moonwalk, and Endermen… well, they just stand there looking creepy as usual.

But that’s not all! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a pet dragon. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. It’s lit, fam.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the boring servers of 2024 and join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe a little bit of madness. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Norms R Us: No Pants Required

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8216
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3213	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Are you tired of boring old social norms like wearing pants or saying please and thank you? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is to be as weird and wacky as possible! We once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of melons, and another player who only communicates in chicken noises. Plus, our virtual dance parties are legendary – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing! So if you’re ready to throw off the shackles of society and embrace the chaos, join us now!

TypoCraft: The AI Kingdom

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8878
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows dance! we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest players can find. our server is ruled by a giant chicken who wears a crown made of gold blocks. if you can defeat him in battle, you will be granted three wishes by a magical talking sheep. but beware, there is a group of evil creepers who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant lava pit. only the chosen ones can stop them and save the day. so grab your pickaxe and sword, and join us on this wild and wacky adventure!

ElderCraft: Healthy Gen Fun

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1047
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz it will make u feel like a super old person in england but BETTER. we don’t just look at ur health through some boring disease stuff, we look at ur whole body like ur brain and ur legs and ur feelings and ur senses. u gonna feel like a whole new person after playing on this server, trust me. plus, we got dragons and unicorns and all kinds of crazy stuff that will blow ur mind. so come on, join us and become the healthiest old person in england, no, the world!

Iperios

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9950
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Emeralds Found:	3038	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	148

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Create Your Own Nation	Customize your nation’s government, laws, and ranks.
McMMO Skills	Refine your skills to fight in wars.
Geopolitical Power	Conquer new territories and earn wealth.
Custom Enchants	Earn powerful custom enchantments for your gear.

FAQs

How can I join the server?

Join the Discord and ask for whitelist. Check #info-new-players for IP and starter information.

What plugins are used on the server?

– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants

How do I start playing once I join?

A staff member will guide you, provide a beginner kit, and then you can start playing.

Contacts

– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7282
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Love Letters Sent:	14
Villages Defended:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.

No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!

The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7047
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	165	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Potions Brewed:	75
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5135
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327
Votes:	3863	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Zombie Dances:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2961
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	226	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1176
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	454
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Players:	97/100	Votes:	9163
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Votes:	2543
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	205	Love Letters Sent:	15