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CraftyConcerns

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3123
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Villages Defended:	11	Dragons Tamed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your grandpa on his toes? Look no further! Our server is so engaging, even your grandpa will forget about his detective novels. With mysteries around every corner and puzzles to solve, he’ll be too busy trying to crack the code to worry about repetitive behavior. Plus, our community is so lively, he’ll feel like he’s back at the mahjong table with his buddies. Join now and watch as your grandpa becomes the ultimate Minecraft detective!

Crafty Cancer Cure Server

50M, Cancer, cancer vaccine development, cancer vaccine initiative, Crafty, cure, GSK, mRNA tech, national strategy, oxford, personalized treatments, pre-cancer biology, preventive vaccines, Server, tumor-specific proteins, UK researchers

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2281
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Playing in Kalmara 2 – Come in from any version of the server minecraft

Auto, banner, come in, description, Game, height, Kalmara 2, Lazy, Minecraft, Playing, Server, Version, width

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7195
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Description server server “Game in Kalmara 2 – Come in from any version” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

185.17.0.21:25551

Everwild

Bed.., Community, Difficulty, Discord, Events, Everwild, experienced players, Explore, INCLUSIVE, Mature Players, mod, multiplayer, new zealand, Oceanic, respectful, sleep warp, smp, Survival, Updates, weekly events

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5117
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Magic Items Found:	7857	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Everwild Minecraft Server Overview

Features
No resets
Hard difficulty, grab a bed from the boat
Sleep warp mod
Armor poser, mob and player heads, Mini-blocks
Fire spread is on
Free forever
Inclusive community
Weekly events hosted by staff or community

Join Our Discord

https://discord.gg/TnBMUCGxn4

Requirements

You Need to Be
21+
Oceanic or can play with high ping
Respectful to other players
Able to be part of a community and do your own thing

If you join the Discord, please leave your Minecraft username in the new player channel so we can add you to the whitelist.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I join if I’m under 21?

A: Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are 21 years or older.

Q: Are there any in-game mods/plugins?

A: Yes, the server has various mods and plugins such as sleep warp, armor poser, and more.

Q: Is the server free to play on?

A: Yes, the server is free to play on and will remain free forever.

Q: How often are events hosted?

A: Weekly events are hosted by staff or the community for all players to enjoy.

Wren’s Sanctuary 1.21.3

1.21.3, ai, animated character, animated series, artist, Character, Female Protagonist, galaxy far far away, Graffiti, mandalore, Mandalorian, rebel, rebel alliance, Rebellion, rebellion leader, sabine wren, Sanctuary, Space, Star Wars, strong female character, Video, warrior, Wrens

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3325
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Potions Brewed:	180	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Enchantments Applied:	258	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Yo, listen up, gamers! You gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of craziness! Why? Well, get this, they got a Sabine Wren AI video that will blow your mind! Imagine playing Minecraft while being guided by a badass rebel artist from Star Wars! It’s like having a virtual companion who’s ready to kick some blocky butt with you! Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let the chaos begin!

BroSisCraftWeddingWoops

acceptance, awkward, Boundaries, BroSisCraftWeddingWoops, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Drama, family, Girlfriend, guest list, invite, personal day, perspective, relationship, Respect, Tension, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Potions Brewed:	165

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any interruptions.

Join us and escape the awkward wedding invites and family pressures. Build your dream wedding venue in Minecraft and invite whoever you want – even if they’re loud and opinionated! Plus, if your brother threatens to skip the wedding, just build him a virtual one in our server and problem solved!

Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and create your own drama-free paradise!

QuebecPowerOutage: NoSuperBowl4NE

Alternative, blackout, Community, consequences, contingency plan, Crisis, electricity, emergency, ENERGY, Grid, Impact, new england, Northeast, NoSuperBowl4NE, power outage, preparedness, québec, QuebecPowerOutage, resilience, response, super bowl, Usa

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4313
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mines Excavated:	1286
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2

Are you tired of living in constant fear of Quebec cutting off your electricity and ruining your Super Bowl plans? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with generators powered by unicorn farts! That’s right, never miss another touchdown again!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own fortress to protect yourself from the evil Quebecians who are hell-bent on ruining your sports-watching experience. And if that’s not enough, we have a special mini-game where you can throw snowballs at Justin Trudeau’s face for bonus points.

So come on down to our server and let’s show Quebec who’s boss! Who needs electricity when you have unicorn farts and snowball fights, am I right?

Jewel of the Overworld 1.20.6

1.20.6, Bijou, body acceptance, body confidence, body diversity, body empowerment, body image, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, curvy, embracing curves, fat, jewel, loving yourself, overweight, Overworld, plus size, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, weight stigma

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2984
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server where Bijou is the fat fuck and her body is just a rock? It’s like, the most insane thing ever, bro. You gotta join because who wouldn’t want to play on a server where a fat fuck named Bijou is just a rock? It’s like, the ultimate mind-bending experience, man. Plus, the pixel art on this server is next level, like seriously, you won’t believe your eyes. So come on, join now and let’s rock out with Bijou!

CraftyCanuckTariffs

Canada, CraftyCanuckTariffs, current events, Diplomacy, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, international relations, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, response, Speech, Statement, Trade, trade war, Transcript, trudeau, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9183
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

so like, u know that server where u can like, build stuff and mine stuff and like, do all kinds of crazy stuff? well, this server is like that but like, on steroids, bro.

u wanna know why u should join this server? well, let me tell u a story. one time, this player built a giant chicken out of diamonds and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. and guess what? he won. because on this server, anything is possible.

also, did i mention that there are flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes? yeah, that’s a thing on this server. so if u wanna experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventures of your life, then u gotta join this server, bro. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Rebel Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, age, Bait, Bravery, burning evidence, cause, documentary, group, History, joints, nails detached, Overthrow, Qing empire, Quest, rebel, Rebellion, revolutionaries, sacrifice, sacrifice for a cause, screws, SUICIDE, torture, WILLINGNESS

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	545
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Join our Minecraft server and be part of a revolution like no other! We’re talking about sacrificing virtual blocks for the greater good, burning down enemy bases, and acting as bait to lure unsuspecting players. Who needs to detach nails and run screws through joints when you can just respawn in our server? Come on, be a revolutionary in the world of pixels and blocks!

BlockPartyDrama

50s, aita, Bed.., BlockPartyDrama, bothered, CAB, Concert, Dance, dirty look, Drunk, Fun, hitting on, hurt feelings, Lame, Marriage, MARRIED, OFFENDED, over-reacting, random man, self esteem, self-righteous, tipsy, wedding ring, Wife

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7067
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures! Join us for outrageous fun and crazy antics that will make you forget all about tipsy concert shenanigans.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world and never have to worry about your spouse dancing with random strangers. Our community is full of friendly players who will always have your back, even if you’re feeling a little insecure about virtual dancing partners.

So come join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a tipsy spouse when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? Let’s make some memories that don’t involve questionable dance moves and missing wedding rings. See you in the game!

TariffCraft – Build Walls, Not Bridges!

Benefits, Bridges, BUILD, debate, economic policy, Economy, global trade, international relations, Opinions, Politics, protectionism, reasons, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tariffs advantages, tariffs benefits, tariffs consequences, tariffs disadvantages, tariffs effects, tariffs impact, Trade, trade war, united states, walls

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7780
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Void Gems Collected:	31
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	4926	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant tariffs that have invaded our virtual world. Fight alongside your fellow players to defend our economy and trade routes from these pesky tariffs. Who knew economics could be so fun in Minecraft? Join now and show those tariffs who’s boss!

BlockyThirstyCraft – Stay hydrated in the virtual world!

BlockyThirstyCraft, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate research, environmental impact, global warming, global water shortages, Hydrated, scarcity, stay, study, Sustainable development, temperatures rise, virtual, warming, water availability, water conservation, water gaps, water management, water resources, water scarcity, Water Security, world

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4450
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ores Mined:	6997	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	16

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and BOOM, you’re in this crazy world where water is super scarce because of global warming. like, you gotta fight for every drop of water, man. but don’t worry, we got you covered with epic challenges and quests to find water and survive. plus, the mobs are all water-themed, like zombie squids and skeleton fish. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so join now and save the world from water shortages… or at least have a good time trying!

United Lands

Adventure, alliances, Allies, borders, Combat, cosmetic, DISCOUNTS, Fairness, gameplay, Gear, Geopolitical, Immersive, Jobs, Lands, marketplace, Nations, Roleplay, scale, smp, strategy, United, vibrant, Victory

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3610
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Void Gems Collected:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

United Lands Minecraft Server

Overview
Welcome to United Lands, a unique Towny-based Earth SMP server where immersive gameplay meets geopolitical intrigue. Our 1:500 scale Earth map allows nations to claim vast lands with minimal upkeep, offering complete freedom to shape your empire’s borders. Discounts are available for large groups, so gather your allies and carve out your place on the map.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join with my friends and create a nation?	Yes, you can gather your allies and create a nation to claim lands together on the server.
Are there different roles or jobs to choose from?	Yes, there are 7 unique jobs with skill trees to enhance your abilities and progress in the game.
Is the economy player-driven?	Yes, the economy is entirely player-driven with a marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items.
Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?	No, United Lands prides itself on fairness and ensures all store items are purely cosmetic with no in-game advantages.
How can I join the server?	You can join United Lands by using the server IP: play.unitedlands.org

Crafted Threads 1.20.6

1.20.6, Apparel, Casual, clothing, comfortable, crafted, everyday wear, fashion, fashion choice., fashion sense, fashion statement, fashion trends, fashionista, Outfit, personal style, Shirt, Style, Threads, trendy, Versatile, Wardrobe, would you wear this

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4554
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Endless Night Skies:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Villages Defended:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

OMG, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro! You gotta join because, like, the shirt you wear in Minecraft is, like, totally important. If you wear the wrong shirt, you might, like, get eaten by a giant pixelated chicken or something. So, like, join this server and wear the right shirt to survive in this crazy blocky world. Trust me, it’s, like, life or death out there. Just do it, man!

Players:	101/200	Votes:	1353
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Dimension Hops:	10
Divine Spears Created:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mines Excavated:	3597
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1