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CraftyLingo Minecraft Server

communication boundaries, communication norms, coworker relationships, CraftyLingo, cultural background, cultural sensitivity, diversity awareness, language at work, Language Choice, language preference, Language Use, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, office etiquette, professional conduct, Server, workplace behavior, workplace communication, workplace culture, workplace dynamics, workplace interactions, workplace language, Workplace Relationships

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6357
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	27	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Are you tired of feeling like you’re in a foreign country when you’re actually at work? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where everyone speaks English, no matter what their native language is!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream office cubicle without worrying about awkward language barriers. No more elevator rides filled with conversations you can’t understand – on our server, everyone speaks the same language!

Don’t be the odd one out in a sea of foreign words – join our server and embrace the universal language of Minecraft. Who knew virtual blocks could bring people together in such a hilarious way?

MaldivesDebtShowdown

$700 debt, awkward situations, christmas present, Communication Issues, confronting uncle, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, Family Support, financial favor, financial stress, financial struggles, holiday tension, Maldives vacation, MaldivesDebtShowdown, personal boundaries, repayment reminder, trust issues, unexpected confrontation, unpaid debts

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9450
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Potions Brewed:	53	Void Armor Forged:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and leave all your real-life problems behind.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about lending money to uncles who conveniently forget to pay you back. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends.

Forget about awkward Christmas dinners where secrets are revealed and tensions run high. On our server, the only thing you’ll be revealing is your epic loot and the only tension you’ll feel is during an intense PvP battle.

So why wait? Join our server now and escape into a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family debt disputes.

NoFOMO Minecraft SMP

10. Nonconformity, 11. Alternative lifestyle, 12. Lack of consumerism, 13. Unmaterialistic values, 14. Unusual possessions, 15. Scarcity of belongings, 16. Lack of mainstream items, 17. Different possessions, 18. Minimalistic approach, 19. Absence of common items, 2. Unique circumstances, 20. Unconventional possessions., 3. Different priorities, 4. Minimalist lifestyle, 5. Unconventional choices, 6. Uncommon possessions, 7. Lack of societal norms, 8. Personal preferences, 9. Individualistic mindset, Lack of material possessions, Minecraft, NoFOMO, smp

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2725
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8416
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Bruh, if you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you’re missing out on all the epicness! Like, we got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, bro. And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor that turns you into a literal unicorn. Yeah, you heard me right. UNICORN. Plus, our community is like a bunch of crazy llamas on a rollercoaster – always up to some shenanigans and never a dull moment. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started, fam!

CraftyLifeUpgrade

balance, CraftyLifeUpgrade, efficiency, everyday life, fulfillment, Gratitude, habits, Happiness, Improvement, mental health, mindfulness, positivity, productivity, quality of life, Routines, self-care, Simplicity, small change, stress reduction, well-being

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9509
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the joy of riding pigs dressed in tutus while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Want to improve your everyday life? How about a small change like being able to turn your enemies into giant walking tacos with just a flick of your wand?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, the dancing creeper who can teach you the art of breakdancing while exploding in style. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where skeletons and zombies bust a move to the latest hits.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of craziness that will significantly improve the quality of your Minecraft life!

Endo Alertness Ultra

alertness, athletic performance, brain function, cannabinoids, cognitive function, endo, Endocannabinoids, endurance sports, endurance training, exercise science, FITNESS, health, mental alertness, neurotransmitters, Performance, physical activity, physiology, research, sports science, study, ULTRA, ultra-endurance exercise

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4519
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	298	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Votes:	4579

Yo, ever wanted to flex your mental alertness while running a marathon in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Our endocannabinoid-infused world will have you running for days without getting tired, all while keeping your brain sharp as a diamond sword. Join now for the ultimate ultra-endurance experience and see if you can outlast the competition. Just watch out for those creepers, they might be a little too alert for comfort!

Ironclad Factions

battle strategy, Community Events, competitive gameplay, Customization, Economy, Enchantments, faction warfare, Factions, Fair Play, glitch-free, Helpful Staff, Ironclad, Item duplication, LifeSteal, Loyal Community, MCMMO, PvP, PvP skills, respectful environment, Skill Progression, tactical combat, Trading

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2196
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	18	Meteorites Collected:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	5

Minecraft Server: Ironclad Factions Lifesteal

IP	pvp.ironcladnetwork.us
Port	25555 (Bedrock supported)
Discord	https://discord.gg/ironcladnetwork

About Us:

Welcome to Ironclad Factions Lifesteal, where every battle counts, and every heart is precious. We’re inviting you to join a community that’s built on competitive gameplay, intense PVP, and strategic faction warfare.

What Makes Us Different:

Lifesteal Mechanics
Custom Enchantments
Faction Commands
PVP Enabled
Economy & Trading
Skill Progression

Rules:

No Hacking/Xray
No Duping
No Homophobic/Racist Language
No Exploits
Respect Staff

Why Join Us?

Ironclad Factions Lifesteal is more than just a server—it’s a competitive experience where strategy, teamwork, and PVP skills are put to the test. With the addition of custom enchantments, you can truly personalize your gameplay and gain the upper hand in battles.

Get Started:

Connect to pvp.ironcladnetwork.us and begin your journey today. Join the Discord for updates, community events, and support!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks or Xray on the server?	No, any form of hacking or Xray use will not be tolerated.
Is item duplication allowed?	No, duplication of items is against the rules.
What happens if I use discriminatory language?	Any form of homophobic/racist language will result in swift action.
Are glitches or exploits allowed?	No, exploiting glitches or using game-breaking bugs is strictly prohibited.
How should I interact with the staff?	Respect the staff, follow their guidance, and keep the community positive.

The Final Frontier 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, bad last arc, Character development, commonly held beliefs, community beliefs, critical reception, fan reactions, fan theories, Fandom, FINAL, Frontier, Manga, media analysis, misconceptions, Narrative structure, objectivity, plot twists, popular opinions, series, story-arcs, viewer perception, wrong opinions

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8545
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Alien Abductions:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Yo, bro, listen up! This Minecraft server is like the last arc of your favorite show – everyone says it’s bad, but when you finally join, it’s based AF!

Join this server because it will make you question reality more than that time you tried to eat a whole watermelon in one sitting.

The community here is like a bunch of crazy 4chan anons on a sugar rush – you never know what they’re gonna come up with next!

So, if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, shizo-crazy Minecraft server, then join us now! But be warned, once you enter, there’s no going back to boring old reality.

NailBiters Minecraft Server

apartment living, Assertiveness, Boundaries, break up, cleanliness, Communication, Confrontation, Disrespect, disrespectful behavior., family dynamics, Gender Roles, household chores, inconsiderate behavior, living with a partner, Minecraft, nail clippings, nail-biting, NailBiters, personal hygiene, relationship issues, Self Respect, Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3068
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of cleaning up after your significant other’s gross habits? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! On our server, you won’t find any nail-biting boyfriends leaving their nails everywhere. Instead, you’ll find a community of players who know how to clean up after themselves (or at least their virtual blocks). Plus, our server is so addicting, you’ll forget all about your real-life relationship woes. So say goodbye to nail clippings on the living room table and hello to endless hours of fun on our server. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with your boyfriend’s gross habits.

LineCutLlamaLOL

aita, asian, calling out, Canada, Confrontation, Costco, Costco card, covid shot, cutting a line, documentation, elderly couple, history info, line, LineCutLlamaLOL, man, pharmacist, pharmacy, Public, Rude, Tall, wait time, WOMAN

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5519
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magic Items Found:	4107
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Are you tired of waiting in line for your Covid shot and being accused of being rude for simply trying to follow the rules? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can assert your dominance as a 6ft 2 giant and show those pesky pharmacists who’s boss. No more waiting for 1.5 hours just to get a shot while they chat with their friends – on our server, you’re the one in control.

With crazy confrontations and unexpected twists at every turn, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on down and let loose in a world where you can finally be the bigger person (literally). Join now for a dose of fun that’s sure to cure your boredom!

Crafty30Skills

Adaptability, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, Crafty30Skills, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, emotional intelligence, financial literacy, goal-setting, leadership skills, lifelong learning, networking, personal growth, problem solving, resilience, self-care, self-discipline, skill development, Stress Management, Time management

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6263
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Animals Bred:	72
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

What’s a skill everyone should learn by 30? Well, on our Minecraft server, the most important skill you’ll learn is how to tame a wild chicken and ride it into battle against an army of evil creepers! Trust us, you’ll never look at poultry the same way again. Plus, we have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, where you can test your parkour skills and dodge deadly traps. So come join us and level up your Minecraft game while having a clucking good time!

MexiCraft: Trump’s Nightmare

América Mexicana, border, controversy, criticism, debate, Diplomacy, Government, immigration, international relations, leadership, mexico, MexiCraft, name change, nationalism, Nightmare, North America, Politics, president, response, suggestion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9192
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8087
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Star Shards Collected:	151	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	384
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

so, like, u ever wanted to live in a world where mexico and america are like BFFs? well, now u can on this epic minecraft server! join us and be part of the ultimate crossover event where mexico’s president is like “nah bro, let’s call it America Mexicana” and everyone is just like YAAAS QUEEN.

build your own taco stand, ride donkeys through the desert, and battle it out with cactus monsters. we got sombreros for days and piñatas filled with diamonds.

come join us on this wild ride and let’s make america mexicana the best place to mine and craft! VIVA LA MEXICO! 🌵🌮💎

Pixel Pals: Mental Health Quest

Alternative solution, Australia, Australia’s youth, Banning social media, Benefits, Crisis, framework, harms, health, Mental, mental health, mental health crisis, opinion, Overlooked solution, PALS, PIXEL, Preventing harms, Preventing harms of social media., Promoting benefits, public health, Public health approach, Quest, social media, social media use, Youth mental health crisis

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	903
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Farms Harvested:	295	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Enchantments Applied:	148	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Crops Grown:	3491	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

so, like, u know how some peeps think banning social media is gonna like, solve all the problems with like, mental health and stuff? well, we got a better idea on our minecraft server! we got this wild public health approach that’s gonna like, prevent all the bad stuff from social media while still letting u enjoy all the good stuff! it’s like, the best of both worlds, ya know? come join us and be part of this crazy experiment that’s gonna like, change the world or something! plus, we got like, unicorns and rainbows and stuff, so why wouldn’t u wanna join? come on, u know u wanna be a part of this epic journey!

Penumbralcraft

advanced tools, atmosphere, base building, Combat, Creative Builds, Dynamic lighting, Eldritch Biomes, Factions, Fortifications, Griefing, immersive design, Modded, penumbralcraft, PvP, Raiding, Soundscapes, stealing, stunning visuals, Survival, territory system, Traps

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2256
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Gods Slained:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2139	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	76	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Penumbralcraft Minecraft Server

Server Information
Server IP: penumbralcraft.ddns.net:25685
Modpack: CurseForge
Worldborder: 10k x 10k
TPS: 20

Overview

Step into a world of shadowy landscapes and calculated conflict. Penumbralcraft offers an immersive experience for players who enjoy atmospheric environments and the challenges of survival and PvP.

Explore Eldritch Biomes, engage in strategic PvP, build impenetrable fortresses, and immerse yourself in the ambiance. Unleash your creativity and thrive in this unique Minecraft server.

FAQ

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed. However, combat and stealing are allowed during gameplay.

What is the worldborder size?

The worldborder is set at 10k x 10k, with a pre-generated map that expands every day.

What modpack does the server use?

The server uses the CurseForge modpack for Minecraft version 1.20.1.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the IP address: penumbralcraft.ddns.net:25685 or join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/hYWYT9hA4w

Mystic Femme Isles 1.20.1

1.20.1, Alexis Texas, attractive, beautiful women, BLONDE, Celebrity, Elegant, fashion, femme, Glamorous, Gorgeous, influencer, Isles, Long hair, MODEL, mystic, Popular, posing, seductive, Sitting, social media, social networks, Stunning, women like that

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4811
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Yo, bro, forget about those boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz! Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by beautiful women like Alexis Texas! Yeah, you heard me right, we got hot babes playing Minecraft with us, what more could you ask for? Join now and get ready for a wild ride of gaming and eye candy!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, brother, CAR, CarCraft, Communication, Conflict, consequences, ENTITLEMENT, family, Frustration, Minecraft, overstepping, Permission, possessions, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Understanding, VALUES, work

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8285
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Farms Harvested:	201
Falling into the Void:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and cars are not borrowed without permission!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the treacherous world of Minecraft, where you never know when your brother might steal your virtual car and leave you stranded in the pixelated wilderness.

But fear not, for on our server, you can set your own rules and enforce them with an iron pickaxe if necessary. Build your own virtual empire, protect your belongings, and show your brother who’s boss in the world of blocks and creepers.

So come on down to our server and unleash your fury in a way that won’t get you kicked out of your own house. Let’s mine, craft, and conquer together – just make sure to ask before borrowing someone’s virtual car!

Players:	103/1000	Votes:	243
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Farms Harvested:	885
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2