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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 5109 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 85 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to boogie down. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. And remember, always buy. His. Games. Trust us, it’s worth it.