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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 2657 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to boogie down. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. And remember, always buy. His. Games. Trust us, it’s worth it.