The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyLovePenisCraft

activism, Arrests, BlockyLovePenisCraft, Censorship, China, crackdown, cultural norms, discrimination, freedom of expression, gay erotica, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, Legal System, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, Literature, Oppression, resistance, social justice, Writing

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5844
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	883
Potions Brewed:	110	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even China be tryna shut it down! 10 peeps got arrested for writing gay erotica on dis server, like wut?! 😂 But don’t worry, we still out here building epic castles and battling dragons like it’s nobody’s business. Join us for a wild ride and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪🔥 #FreeTheGayEroticaWriters #MinecraftMadness

Shileo12

BUILD, Claim, Community, Craft, Discord, Friends, invite, Items, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plot, Sell, Server, Shileo12, smp, strangers, SURVIVE, TOWN, Trade, Waste, world

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2966
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Join our discord server and mine into a unique new world where you can craft and survive with your friends! We wish to enhance your joy of Minecraft multiplayer and create a space where you can play with strangers who you can call friends.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join this new Minecraft community?	Yes, you can join our discord server to be a part of our community.
What kind of world can I expect?	You can expect a fantastical world where you can build, craft, and survive with your friends.
Can I build my own town in this world?	Absolutely! You can claim a plot of land and build your own town, inviting others to create a community with you.
Is trading with other towns permitted?	Yes, you can trade and sell with other towns to grow your own town while making sure nothing goes to waste.
What about losing items?	Don’t worry, we have taken care of that to ensure you won’t lose your items.

Eternal Realms 1.20

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Ancient, Anime, classic, ETERNAL, FANTASY, isekai, light novel, Magic, Manga, Nostalgia, Old, other world, Parallel World, portal fantasy, Realms, Reincarnation, Retro, time travel, Traditional, vintage

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4521
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dimension Hops:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Void Gems Collected:	38
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Yo, bro, imagine this Minecraft server like an isekai world but with a twist! You won’t just be transported to a new world, you’ll be transported to a Minecraft world where everything is old school cool!

Join this server if you wanna experience the nostalgia of the good old days of Minecraft. We’re talking about those classic blocks, mobs, and landscapes that will make you feel like you’re back in 2011.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to relive the past, but you’ll also get to experience the chaos of a world where everything is old but still fresh and exciting. It’s like a time warp of epic proportions!

So, if you’re ready to embark on a journey through time and space in the most hilarious and mind-bending way possible, then this Minecraft server is the place for you. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly bizarre and awesome!

BabyBros Minecraft Server

BabyBros, child-free lifestyle, childcare expectations, college student, college years, emotional labor, family conflict, family dynamics, free childcare, generational roles, Minecraft, mommy duties, nephew care, Parentification, parenting responsibilities, personal boundaries, Resentment, Selfishness, Server, sibling care, sibling relationships, village support, winter break

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4358
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Mines Excavated:	4288	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of being a free babysitter for your sister’s baby daddy drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world responsibilities! No more parentifying yourself for others, just build, mine, and have a blast with our crazy community.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being guilt-tripped into watching someone else’s kid while you’re on winter break. Instead, you can enjoy sleeping in way too late and being lazy without any judgment. Plus, we have free childcare services in-game, so you can trust that your virtual children will be taken care of while you explore the blocky world.

Don’t let your sister weaponize your nephew against you – join our server and surround yourself with like-minded players who understand the struggle of being expected to play mommy when you’re just trying to enjoy your child-free, college years. So come on, join us and leave the real world drama behind!

NoBullyZoneMC

adult intervention, Apology, bully, bullying impact, childhood memories, childhood trauma, Closure, Emotional healing, emotional scars, family dynamics, forgiveness, grudge, Healing Process, long-term effects, NoBullyZoneMC, past trauma, personal growth, reconciliation, self reflection, Therapy, unresolved issues

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1745
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	206
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of holding onto grudges from your childhood? Do you want to let go of all that pent-up anger and resentment? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you!

Join our Minecraft server and unleash all your rage in a virtual world where you can build, destroy, and conquer to your heart’s content. Take out your frustrations on pixelated blocks instead of real-life people!

Imagine creating a giant statue of your childhood bully and then blowing it up with TNT. Or building a castle to protect yourself from all the bullies in the world. The possibilities are endless!

So come on, join us and let go of all that old baggage. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some therapeutic healing in the process. And hey, if you ever need to vent, our virtual therapists are always available for a chat.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to turn your pain into power. Join our Minecraft server now and start your journey to healing and happiness!

KidLogicMinecraftSMP

bizarre childhood, bizarre habits, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood nostalgia, curious behaviors, eccentric behaviors, KidLogicMinecraftSMP, odd childhood, odd quirks, peculiar childhood, peculiar habits, peculiar memories, quirky childhood, quirky habits, strange childhood, strange habits, unique childhood, unusual behavior, unusual childhood, weird childhood

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6692
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1568
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

OMG guys, like you totally have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest shenanigans going on! Like, one time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato because we thought it would bring us good luck in the game. And guess what? It actually worked! We found, like, a million diamonds the next day. It was totally epic.

But that’s not even the best part. We also have this secret underground club where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties. It’s, like, the most ridiculous thing ever, but it’s so much fun. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunch of llamas racing each other around a track.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s all about having a good time and doing the most random things you can think of, then you definitely need to join us. Plus, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat. I mean, how could you resist that? Join now and let the craziness begin! 🐷🥔🐔🦙 #PotatoLuck #ChickenDanceParty #LlamaRaces

70sBuckBlockParty

1970s, 70sBuckBlockParty, Adventure, Cash, Decision making, Exploration, Financial Security, INDEPENDENCE, Lost, MONEY, new beginnings, Nostalgia, Resourcefulness, Retro, self reliance, starting over, stranded, Survival, time travel, uncertainty, young adult

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7142
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	47
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7998

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can relive the wild and wacky adventures of waking up in 1970 with no idea who you are or where you came from! But don’t worry, you’ve got a suitcase filled with 20,000 dollars to help you navigate this crazy time period.

Join our server and embark on a quest to build the ultimate 1970s disco palace, complete with lava lamp decorations and funky dance floors. But beware, the creepers in bell-bottoms are always lurking around the corner!

Form alliances with other players to create your own groovy commune, where you can trade goods and services like lava lamps and platform shoes. Or, if you’re feeling adventurous, strike out on your own and become a lone wolf, surviving off the land and dodging lava flows.

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate time-traveling adventure in Minecraft! Who needs a time machine when you’ve got a pixelated world full of polyester and peace signs waiting for you?

CraftyArgPoverty36.8%

argentina, CraftyArgPoverty36.8, data analysis, economic development, Economy, expert reports, Government, Latin America, poverty alleviation, poverty levels, poverty rate, poverty rate decline, poverty rate decrease, poverty rate improvement, poverty rate news, poverty rate update, poverty reduction, poverty statistics, Social Issues, south america, statistics

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9399
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Buildings Constructed:	46	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the poverty rate has fallen to 36.8% just by playing!

we have magical blocks that turn into diamonds when you mine them, and pigs that fly around dropping golden apples.

our community is filled with unicorns and dragons that help you build the most epic castles and villages you’ve ever seen.

join now and watch as your in-game riches grow faster than the poverty rate in Argentina!

Galactic Conveyor Belt

atoms, atoms circling, atoms cosmic, atoms galaxy, atoms journey, belt, carbon, circuitous journey, circumgalactic medium, conveyer belt, conveyor, Cosmic, cosmic conveyer belt, currents, Galactic, Galaxy, galaxy origin, giant currents, intergalactic, intergalactic space, Origin, scientists, Space

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4280
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Mines Excavated:	2096	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where your carbon atoms will take a wild journey through the galaxy and come back on a cosmic conveyer belt! our server is so lit, even scientists are studying it! imagine your atoms circling their galaxy of origin on giant currents, like a rollercoaster ride through space! intergalactic space has never been more fun! join now for a mind-blowing experience that will make you question the fabric of reality itself!

VANILLA SURVIVAL 20+ Minecraft server

20, Account.., description, Minecraft, OWNER, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6684
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

The owner of the VANILLA SURVIVAL 20 server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

su.vanilla-box.ru

Game of Thrones MC

26 hours old, available.., Communication, Community, creations, Discord, Experience, Fresh Wipe, Fun, Game, game of thrones, Immersive, Kingdoms, Medieval, Mod Pack, Mods, Play, Ready, Server, server ip, smp, Thrones

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6887
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Runes Activated:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
FRESH WIPE 26 HOURS OLD – Looking for a fun modded server? Well Game of thrones/ medieval smp well my server is the one for you we have plenty of mods that allow you too create your own kingdoms and have immersive fun experiences with other members, currently we have over 15 in our community today! The mod pack is ready and available to play, the server is up. Enjoy!

Useful Links

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How old is the server?	The server is a fresh wipe and is only 26 hours old.
How many mods are available on the server?	There are plenty of mods that allow you to create your own kingdoms and have immersive fun experiences with other members.
How many members are currently in the community?	There are over 15 members in our community today.
Is the mod pack ready to play?	Yes, the mod pack is ready and available to play on the server.
How can I join the Discord server?	You can join the Discord server by clicking on the provided link above.
What is the server IP?	The server IP is 88.211.212.7:25565.

Mystic Tales Craft 1.21.4

#dick pic, 1.21.4, 2 truths and a lie, Blowjob, controversial, Craft, Deception, EMBARRASSING, EXPOSED, gossip, internet, Male, mystic, Nick, Rumors, scandal, scandalous behavior, Secrets, sexual encounters, Shocking.., tabloid fodder, Tales, tennis players, Truth or Dare

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7315
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
New Chunks Explored:	344596	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s crazier than Nick claiming he’s slept with 50 tennis players (like, what even?) and his dick pic being all over the internet (yikes)! But the real kicker is that Nick supposedly got a blowjob from a dude! I know, right? So, if you want a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Nick’s love life, then this is the place for you! Join now and brace yourself for the unexpected!

DeedMaster Minecraft Server

Communication, Contribution, Decision making, deed, DeedMaster, Deposit, down payment, financial responsibility, groceries, homeownership, house ownership, Inheritance, Minecraft, MONEY, Mortgage, partner, Planning, Property, relationship, Rent, Server, UNFAIR, Utilities

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8075
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Farms Harvested:	419	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Star Shards Collected:	216	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft house with your partner? Well, look no further! Join our server and you can be the sole homeowner of your virtual abode! No need to split the rent or argue over who gets the master bedroom – it’s all yours!

Imagine the power and glory of being the sole ruler of your Minecraft kingdom. You can decorate however you want, build whatever you please, and never have to compromise with anyone else. It’s the ultimate freedom in the world of blocks and pixels.

So come on down to our server and claim your rightful place as the one true homeowner. Your partner may call you unfair, but we call you the master of your domain. Join now and start building your dream home, all in your name only!

MommaMinecraftVacay

Airbnb, bunk beds, Costs, Couch, DÍL, engagement dinner, EXCITEMENT, extended family, family trip, holidays, Hotel, Kids, MommaMinecraftVacay, relationship, Son, Spring Break, Taking Away, Upset, vacation, vacation rental

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4648
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Emeralds Found:	9735
Secret Passages Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magic Items Found:	8726
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family vacation? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is like a family trip gone wrong, with more drama than an episode of Real Housewives. Just like the OP’s son and his fiancée, you never know who might suddenly change their mind about letting you join in on the fun.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual couches and bunk beds for you to crash on if things get too heated. And if you ever feel like you’re being excluded, just book a virtual hotel room 15 blocks away and let the drama unfold.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family vacation with 30 people, join us now! Just remember, drama llamas are always welcome.

CraftyYear2021 – Minecraft SMP

achieving goals, advice, CraftyYear2021, goal-setting, making the most, mindfulness, mindset, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, Planning, positivity, productivity, resilience, self improvement, self-care, setting priorities., smp, staying focused, success, this year, Time management

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9336
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Buildings Constructed:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF. We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up (but don’t worry, he’s harmless). Plus, our admin is a wizard who can literally turn dirt into gold blocks. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less homework.

And let me tell you about our annual PvP tournament. Last year, it was epic. We had players riding pigs into battle, throwing potions of invisibility left and right, and one guy even tried to defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well). But hey, at least we all got a good laugh out of it.

So if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a herd of llamas on roller skates, then this is the place for you. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5557
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	New Chunks Explored:	798142
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5