The Big Dang | New Minecraft Servers 2025

EUtopiaCraft

EU Membership, EU referendum, european union, EUtopiaCraft, Government, Iceland, Iceland EU debate, Iceland EU decision, Iceland EU future, Iceland EU integration, Iceland EU membership, Iceland EU negotiations, Iceland EU policy, Iceland EU referendum, Iceland EU relations, Iceland EU vote, Iceland government, Iceland government decision, Iceland politics, Politics, referendum

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8638
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Potions Brewed:	25	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness. like seriously, u can build ur own castle made out of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil zombie llamas.

oh and get this, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples somewhere in the map. but beware, cuz there’s a group of evil chickens guarding it with their sharp beaks and deadly clucks.

and if u think dat’s cool, just wait til u hear about the annual potato festival we have every year. u can dress up as a potato and participate in potato-themed mini games like potato sack races and potato toss. it’s like a spud-tacular party u don’t wanna miss.

so what r u waitin for? come join dis server and let’s have a blast together. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the king of the potato kingdom.

Advanced Monkey Business Server

Advanced, Business, Do, Everything.., just, LITERALLY, long tail tags, MONKEY, monkey business, Server, tags

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5109
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

join dis server if u wanna experience da most wild and wacky shenanigans in minecraft history. we got monkeys runnin around buildin random stuff, throwin poop at each other, and causin chaos wherever they go. if u wanna be part of dis crazy world, den join us and embrace da madness. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be bananas! so come on over and join da fun, cuz everything we do is literally just advanced monkey business.

Fully Vanilla Minecraft Server

ATTRACTIONS, Builds, Community, Discord, Events, fight club, Fully, Griefing, Habitable, History, Minecraft, nether roof, Phantoms, Pure, PvP, rules, Scamming.., semi anarchy, Server, server owner, Spawn, Stable, Survival, TOWN, unmodified, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7585
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	150	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Farms Harvested:	861
Mines Excavated:	1618	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Star Shards Collected:	153
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Anarchy Network Minecraft Server

Brief Overview

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
IP Address	AnarchyNetwork.net
Features	Unmodified survival experience, no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W, allowed Griefing/PvP/Scamming
World Border	1 Million blocks (2Mx2M)
Phantoms	Completely removed
Nether Roof Access	Allowed

FAQs

Q: Who maintains the Anarchy Network Minecraft Server?

A: The server is maintained by the owner, Snakeaim.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are four main rules: 1) Keep the chat civil, 2) No exploits or hacked clients, 3) No duping items (TNT dupe is allowed), 4) No lag machines or deliberate overuse of server resources.

Q: Can I teleport on the server?

A: You can teleport within a 200 block radius of spawn by using the /spawn command. Use this at your own risk as there are no spawn protections.

Q: Can I access the Nether roof?

A: Yes, Nether roof access is allowed on the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for Anarchy Network?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

Frosty Dreaming Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, celebration, christmas, cultural diversity, Cultural traditions, DECEMBER, dreaming, family gatherings, festive decorations, festive season, frosty, gift giving, Hannakuh, holiday festivities, holiday season, holiday spirit, holiday traditions, Land, media coverage, Multiculturalism, religious holidays, religious observance, social norms, winter holidays

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3432
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Votes:	1672
Star Shards Collected:	149	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Void Armor Forged:	28
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Chimeras Created:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, forget about the mainstream servers that pretend Christmas doesn’t exist! Join our server where we embrace the holiday spirit all year round because we’re rebels like that. Plus, we have a secret underground Santa’s workshop where you can craft all the presents your heart desires. It’s like a festive conspiracy theory come to life, man. Who needs reality when you can have a jolly good time on our server? Join now and let’s spread some holiday cheer, Minecraft style!

Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6461
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Void Armor Forged:	30
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	287
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dimension Hops:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4915
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9756
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Astral Projections Made:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6599
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	8284
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4555
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Buildings Constructed:	21
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2252
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Ores Mined:	5873
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1921
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Dimension Hops:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

arousing, Disgusting, Erotic, explicit, funny, graphic, hot, INTENSE, ITT, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, passionate, Poetic, Provocative, Romantic, Scenes, seductive, Sensual, sex, sex scenes, smp, Steamy, Subtle, titillating

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8632
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Star Shards Collected:	248
Farms Harvested:	821	Astral Projections Made:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4865
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4770
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Enchantments Applied:	223	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Emeralds Found:	4835	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

Attack, cancer treatment center, civilians, Condemnation, Conflict, CREEPERS, Cruelty, eastern europe, heinous act, human rights violation, international law, Kherson, KhersonCraft, military aggression, Political unrest, Russian, Russian attack, targeted attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2221
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Towns Built:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

Players:	109/100	Votes:	993
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
New Chunks Explored:	208724	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Enchantments Applied:	255
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Buildings Constructed:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9