| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 5821 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
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| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 675 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 78 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 9919 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 466 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 27 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 140 |
But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.
So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 3976 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 43 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 13 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 22 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Crops Grown: | 9590 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 972 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
| Votes: | 5369 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Dimension Hops: | 10 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 4002 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 93 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Version | 1.21.4 |
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| Discord | https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm |
Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.
Server Specialty:
To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.
We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.
Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.
Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.
We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.
We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.
You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 4212 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 5437 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 40 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 207995 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 319 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 2769 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 5977 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 20 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 36 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 7539 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.
But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 1056 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 51 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 8037 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!
But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.
So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 6701 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Mines Excavated: | 3714 |
u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!
plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!
and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?
so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 6924 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 1320 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 19 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3094 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?
so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 5921 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 12 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1009 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| IP | 135.148.137.95:25612 |
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| VERSION | 1.21.4 |
| DISCORD | https://discord.gg/HPDzDfRASZ |
| Question | Answer |
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| Can I use hacks on the server? | No, hacks are not allowed according to the server rules. |
| Is spamming allowed? | No, spamming is not allowed on the server. |
| What happens if I duplicate items? | Duping items is against the rules and may result in consequences. |
| Is the world size limited? | Yes, the overworld, nether, and end are limited to 1000×1000 with a border at 500. |
| Are resources renewable in the world? | No, unrenewable resources lost are lost forever in the server world. |
