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| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 945 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2075 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear! But shh, don’t tell anyone 😉
Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft? Yeah, you heard me right. These dolphins are so smart, they can build a skyscraper with their flippers tied behind their backs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs who will grant you three wishes if you can catch them. Trust me, those wishes come in handy when you’re trying to defeat the Ender Dragon or build a roller coaster that goes to the moon.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious version of the USA you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible!
