The Beautiful Future Minecraft SMP

American dream, Beautiful, bright future, Future, GREATNESS, growth, Hope, inspiring, Minecraft, nation, opportunity, optimism, positivity, Potential, progress, PROMISING.., prosperity, smp, success, united states, Usa, vision

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1256
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	89
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Votes:	5670
New Chunks Explored:	256770	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the future of the USA is so bright, you gotta wear shades! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear! But shh, don’t tell anyone 😉

Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft? Yeah, you heard me right. These dolphins are so smart, they can build a skyscraper with their flippers tied behind their backs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs who will grant you three wishes if you can catch them. Trust me, those wishes come in handy when you’re trying to defeat the Ender Dragon or build a roller coaster that goes to the moon.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious version of the USA you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible!

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, java, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6886
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

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MysticCraft Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, asian, Asian whore, Bitch, Chat, chingchong, Comment, female, Harassment, Independent woman, INFERIOR, Male, MONKEY, MysticCraft, racism, Realms, response, sexual harassment, superior, telegram ID, white male, whore, WOMAN

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8210
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Secret Passages Found:	4

Yo, this server is lit AF! We got this independent queen who needs some good ol’ racism and sexual harassment thrown her way. Let’s see how this Asian chick reacts to some superior white male trolling. Join now and let the chaos begin! Telegram ID: sy_8864 for all your harassment needs. Let’s get this party started, fam!

Imagining Minecraft SMP Sex – Nope

black men, blacked, desire, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, handpussy, imagination, Imagining, interracial, longing, Minecraft, nope, race play, racial dynamics, self pleasure, sex, sexual fantasy, sexual frustration, smp, taboo, unattainable, white pussy, whiteboi

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6877
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only action you’ll be getting is from building epic structures and battling mobs! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it, that chicken statue brought good luck to all who gazed upon it, granting them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only thing getting “blacked” is the obsidian we mine for our epic Nether portals. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FishyFiascoFunLand

aunt, broken fish tank, Communication, compensation, Confrontation, destructive, expensive, family, Family Events, FishyFiascoFunLand, holiday season, ignoring, misunderstanding, payment, pool table, RAMBUNCTIOUS, reconciliation, replacement costs, resolution, secondhand, Wedding

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8324
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape family drama and join a community of players who won’t break your fish tank!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of family gatherings and broken promises. Who needs compensation for a shattered fish tank when you can build your own virtual aquarium in Minecraft?

Forget about angry aunts and uncles, here you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with fellow gamers. And don’t worry, no one will accuse you of trying to rip them off or manipulate them – unless it’s all in good fun in-game!

So come on over and leave the family drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and maybe even invite your aunt to your virtual wedding – who knows, she might just show up!

BlockbusterBizarre

bizarre film, BlockbusterBizarre, controversial film, dark and twisted, disturbing film, disturbing imagery, disturbing movie, disturbing scenes, extreme cinema, fucked up movie, graphic content, horror movie, messed up cinema, messed up movie, psychological horror, shocking cinema, shocking film, twisted cinema, twisted plot, unsettling film, unsettling movie

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	879
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Votes:	7754
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Enchantments Applied:	274	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Star Shards Collected:	120
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the craziest, most messed up movie you’ve ever seen, but in Minecraft form!

Join our server if you want to experience a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From giant flying pigs to talking trees, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to him. Join us and maybe you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you questioning your sanity, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most fucked up Minecraft experience of your life!

PutinCraft: Fico’s Betrayal

accusations, accuses, BETRAYAL, Conflict, cooperation, criticism, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, Ficos, Government, helping Putin, international relations, leadership, Politics, PutinCraft, russia, Slovak PM Fico, Tensions, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, weaken Europe, zelenskyy

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9502
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Towns Built:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3643	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ores Mined:	8448
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have this crazy story where Zelenskyy accuses Slovak PM Fico of, like, helping Putin weaken Europe, like what even is that? but, like, on our server, we turn that drama into, like, epic quests and battles. join now to be part of the madness and, like, conquer the virtual world with us. cuz, like, why not? it’s gonna be, like, totally insane, dude.

Mucus Cat’s Crafty Realm

animal, BIZARRE, cat name, Cats, Crafty, Creative, cute, Feline, Fluffy, funny, gross, humor, kitty, kitty names, mucous, mucus, name ideas, pet, pet names, Realm, Slime, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5027
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	250	Buildings Constructed:	45
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

so, like, have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally out of this world? well, you’re in luck, cuz this server is like, the craziest place you’ll ever visit in your entire life.

first of all, we have a secret underground base where all the players can hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow. there’s disco balls, lava pits, and even a pet zombie named fred. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. we have flying pigs that poop out diamonds. it’s like a dream come true, except you have to watch out for the poop, cuz it’s kinda smelly.

and if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the enchanted forest where the trees talk and the flowers sing. it’s like a disney movie on steroids.

so, if you’re ready to join the most epic minecraft server in the universe, then come on down to our server. just be prepared for the madness, cuz once you’re in, there’s no turning back. oh, and don’t forget to say hi to fred for me.

Cancer Cure Craft: Colon Cell Conversion

Cancer, Cancer Cell Reprogramming, cancer cells, cancer research, cancer treatment innovation, Cell, Cell Conversion, cell transformation, Colon, Colon Cancer Treatment, Conversion, Craft, cure, experimental therapy, groundbreaking technology, health science, medical breakthrough, Mice, new technology, normal cells, Normal Colon Cells, Oncology Advancement, Revert Cancer Cells, side effects, study, Tumor Reversion

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4050
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

OMG u guys, dis server is like da bomb dot com! We got new tech dat can turn cancer cells into regular cells! Like, can u even believe it?! We gonna be curin’ cancer in Minecraft, y’all! Join dis server and be a part of da revolution! We gonna be savin’ lives and stuff, all while playin’ Minecraft! It’s gonna be lit, fam! So come on and join us, let’s make history together! 🎮🔥 #MinecraftCancerCure #SavingLivesInPixels

Festive Craft Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, BELIEF, capitalism, celebration, Christ, Christian, Craft, FAITH, Festive, holiday, International, Jesus, joy, Land, love, Mankind, Merry Christmas, Peace, Redemption, Religion, salvation, SAVIOR, spirituality, tradition

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7682
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Yo, bros, forget about the capitalism and get ready to celebrate the real OG, Jesus, on this Minecraft server! Join us for some epic gameplay and praise the international true savior of mankind while building some sick pixel art of the man himself.

We’ve got crazy builds, hilarious mods, and a community that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage. So come on, join us and let’s spread the good word of gaming and Jesus together. Let’s make this Christmas a real block party!

Temple SMP – Explore the Largest Buddhist Minecraft SMP

ancient architecture, Borobudur Temple, Buddhist, Buddhist architecture, Buddhist culture, Buddhist heritage., cultural landmarks, Explore, historical sites, Indonesia travel, Indonesian tourism, LARGEST, largest Buddhist temple, Minecraft, religious pilgrimage, religious tourism, smp, Southeast Asia, spiritual travel, Temple, temple tourism, tourismbux, travel destinations, world tourism, world wonders, YOGYAKARTA

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7490
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	104	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mines Excavated:	2517
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because we are in desperate need of tourismbux to fund the largest Buddhist temple in the world!

Join us on this epic journey to build, explore, and conquer all in the name of tourism! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or two while you’re at it. Plus, rumor has it that the temple is actually a secret entrance to a magical realm filled with unicorns and rainbows. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join and find out for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and help us reach our goal of becoming the ultimate tourist destination in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it! (Disclaimer: Unicorns and rainbows not guaranteed, but we can dream, right?)

HolyCraftyLove

abandonment, aita, Boyfriend, CHANGE, charismatic church, Christianity, Communication, DELIVERANCE, Demons, doctrine, emotional outbursts., ghosting, HolyCraftyLove, Manipulation, non-denominational, relationship, religious beliefs, spiritual oppression, Support, Trust

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	981
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2482
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will leave you questioning everything.

Picture this: you log on to the server, ready to build your dream castle, when suddenly your in-game boyfriend starts claiming he’s possessed by demons! He starts throwing away all your virtual belongings and ghosting you in the game, only communicating with his sister who’s also on the server. Will you be able to save your virtual relationship before it’s too late?

But wait, there’s more! Your boyfriend joins a virtual church on the server and becomes a virtual preacher, banning all secular music and TV shows in the game. Can you handle the virtual sermons and constant bible readings while trying to navigate your virtual relationship?

Join our server now for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your virtual sanity. Don’t miss out on the drama, the chaos, and the virtual demons that await you!

HatedVeggiesLuvNow – Minecraft SMP

Avocado, broccoli, Brussels sprouts, Childhood, cilantro, coffee, dark chocolate, eggplant, Food, FRUITS, HatedVeggiesLuvNow, Minecraft, mushrooms, olives, onions, picky eater, Preferences, seafood, smp, spinach, sushi, taste buds, VEGETABLES

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3145
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	64	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Buildings Constructed:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

OMG GUYS, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a magical land of rainbows and unicorns! Like, I used to hate broccoli as a kid but now I can’t get enough of it, just like how you’ll hate missing out on this server but then you’ll love it once you join!

So, like, there was this one time when I was building a house on the server and a creeper came out of nowhere and blew it up, but then a group of friendly villagers showed up and helped me rebuild it with diamonds and emeralds! It was wild, bro.

And get this, there’s a secret underground treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples and potions that make you fly like a bird! It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but in Minecraft form, I swear.

So yeah, if you want to experience the craziest, most fun Minecraft adventure of your life, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Plus, there’s free cake for everyone who joins, no lie. Let’s gooooooo! 🍰🎉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

NoKidsNoCreepers

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1944
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Emeralds Found:	567
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have a snack?” or “Dad, can you help me with my homework?” Well, on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about any of that nonsense! Join us and escape the responsibilities of parenthood by building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling creepers with your virtual friends.

Our server is so addictive, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that Steve himself has retired from mining and crafting to become a full-time member of our community. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond armor that grows on trees here – literally!

So why waste your time changing diapers when you could be building a castle fit for a king? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to parenthood – at least in the virtual world!

SweDenyChinaShipCablesLOL

China, communication cables, denial, diplomatic dispute, Espionage, foreign affairs, government response, international relations, investigation, legal jurisdiction, maritime incident, maritime law, prosecutors, sabotage, security breach, severed cables, Ship, Surveillance, Sweden, SweDenyChinaShipCablesLOL, territorial waters

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6269
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier stories than this one! we once had a player who built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs, true story bro. and don’t even get me started on the time we had a zombie apocalypse event and everyone had to fend off hordes of undead with nothing but a carrot. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps? yeah, it’s pretty lit. so come on over and join the fun, you won’t regret it!

Moo Meadows 1.21

aisha ushimaru, alicjia da lontano, alma maito, altashi, areum karla, Azura Dulait, Bai, berryleche, coslimonka, cow, cowgirl cowgirl, cowtuber, ember ushi, Goat, heidi heiter, herapath, hoozuki iriya, jingle bells, lola boba, mandy may, marota ch, maroyaka milk, Meadows, Miilkywayz, milk, Moo, mookei, moomistar, mooranda, Muu Muyu, pinkmoo boba, pomuri, puddlecow, rosiebellmoo, seoully, shimofuri ichibo, spookiiphoria, team moo moo milk, ushimei momoka, Vtuber, wishy

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2512
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	36
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where all the cows and goats are actually VTubers. I’m talking about Pomuri, Rosiebellmoo, and even Lola Boba. They’re all there, vibing in the virtual world. But wait, there’s more! We also got Maroyaka Milk and Hoozuki Iriya representing the goats. It’s a whole farm of VTuber goodness waiting for you to join. So come on in, build your own virtual barn, and hang out with the coolest bovidae crew around. It’s gonna be udderly amazing, trust me.