The Beans SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Enchanted Femme Fatale 1.21.1

1.21.1, attraction, beautiful women, Confidence, DATING, desire, Disappointment, emotions, Enchanted, fatale, femme, Frustration, HEARTBREAK, Insecurity, longing, love, not interested, rejection, relationships, Romantic, self esteem, unattainable, unreciprocated, unrequited love

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2168
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Star Shards Collected:	280	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Yo, bro, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Imagine a place where all the beautiful women are actually interested in you…in Minecraft! Join our server and experience a world where all the ladies are lining up to build with you and mine with you. It’s like a dating sim, but with blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to find love and diamonds in the same place! Join now and start crafting your way to a pixelated happily ever after!

SelfLoveCraft SMP

SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self kindness, self love, self love affirmations, self love tips, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-compassion practices, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-love exercises, self-love journey, self-love mindset, SelfLoveCraft, smp

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5148
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Gods Slained:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well have I got the server for you! This place is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and instantly became a Minecraft pro. They built a house made entirely of cheese and rode a pig into battle against a horde of evil creepers. And guess what? They won! All thanks to the power of this amazing server.

But that’s not all! We have weekly llama races, where you can ride your very own llama through obstacle courses and win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Saturday night. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the meaning of life or finally learn how to love yourself. Or you know, just have a good time and make some new friends. Up to you, really. But seriously, join us. It’s gonna be epic.

UnderratedTunesMC

emerging talent, Hidden Gem, hidden talent, indie artist, Indie band, indie music discovery, lesser-known artist, music discovery, music recommendation, music suggestion, overlooked artist, under-the-radar artist, under-the-radar band, underappreciated artist, underexposed band, underground band, underrated artist, underrated band, UnderratedTunesMC, undiscovered talent, up-and-coming artist

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5920
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
New Chunks Explored:	599767	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Build your own castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from hordes of zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted disco ball!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

As for the underrated artist/band recommendation, I always recommend the one and only Chicken Nugget Symphony Orchestra. Their unique blend of clucking chickens and crunchy nuggets creates a musical experience like no other. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed!

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

conservative candidates, conservative party, conservative voters, Conservatives, election, election news, election polls, election predictions, election results, Fall, German, German politics, germany, KrautCraft, Minecraft, political analysis, political parties, political trends, Politics, poll, polling data, Server, voter sentiment

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5816
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Villages Defended:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Animals Bred:	78	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

so, like, if u wanna escape the craziness of real life politics, come join our minecraft server where the only thing falling is the blocks u mine! forget about those german conservatives, come build ur own empire and rule like a boss! plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for u to find! join now and let’s show those politicians how it’s really done in the world of minecraft!

SwedishShootoutMC

active shooter situation, automatic weapon, community in shock, deadly violence, gun control, gun laws, Gun Violence, gun violence prevention, mass casualty event, mass shooting, Police investigation, school safety, school security, school shooting, sense of fear, Senseless Violence, Sweden, Swedish school shooting, SwedishShootoutMC, tragic event, tragic loss

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9550
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	782069	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Star Shards Collected:	298
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Infernal Machines Built:	1

lol u ever been to a minecraft server where u can shoot ppl with automatic weapons? well u can on this server! come join us for some deadly violence and chaos like u never seen before! we got swedish schools to shoot up and crazy stuff happening all the time. join now for the wildest ride of ur life!

BlockyBurgerDash

Behavior, BlockyBurgerDash, congested, consumer habits, convenience, data analysis, drive thru, eating out, fast food, fast food restaurants, grocery shopping, Highways, INCREASE, millions, on the go, research study, slow traffic, standard deviation, traffic delay, visits

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4075
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	6336	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the traffic is slow but the food is fast! why waste time sitting in traffic when you can be chomping down on some delicious virtual fast food?

we have crazy stories like one time a player got stuck in a traffic jam of pigs and had to eat his way out with virtual burgers! and another time, someone built a giant french fry castle that attracted all the hungry players from miles around.

if you want to experience the thrill of virtual traffic delays leading to more fast food visits, then this is the server for you! come join us and let’s get our munch on together!

Sparkcraft

busy, Creative, Cross-Play, Friendly staff, Fun, Minecraft, Mini Games, ONLINE, PvP, Server, SparkCraft, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8251
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2186
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

very fun server plenty of people online all the time and very friendly staff. plenty of thing to keep you busy from pvp to mini games and much more.

172.240.73.76:25720

Golgo 2 server minecraft

admins, Golgo 2, Minecraft, plug-bearing, PvP, Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8986
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	89	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Votes:	5146
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Buildings Constructed:	38
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5753

Description of serverithpvpm plug -bearing admins

Artem04102010.aternos.me:26050

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, long tail tags, mystic, NOOW, Quest, Realm, SHIT YOURSELF, SHIT YOURSELF NOW

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2100
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5955	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Enchantments Applied:	298
Alien Abductions:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Void Gems Collected:	30	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24

Join this Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the blocky world!

We have flying pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep that poop out diamonds!

You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken boss battle or a disco party in the Nether!

Don’t miss out on the chance to ride on a llama with a mustache while shooting fireballs from your eyes!

So come on, join us and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

PuppyPurgeCraft

animal welfare, cancer diagnosis, difficult decisions, dog health, end of life care, EUTHANASIA, pet care, pet companionship., pet end of life decisions, pet euthanasia, pet grieving, pet loss, pet love, pet owner responsibilities, pet ownership, pet palliative care, PuppyPurgeCraft, trust in relationships, veterinary advice, wife’s dog

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	902
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Star Shards Collected:	293	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your troubles and focus on building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, insane challenges, and hilarious moments. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with your fellow gamers?

Plus, on our server, you can even bring your virtual pet dog Sky along for the ride! He may have cancer in real life, but in Minecraft, he’s a fearless warrior ready to take on any challenge. Who knows, maybe he’ll even become the server’s mascot!

So come join us on our server and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life decisions when you can be the master of your own Minecraft world? Let’s build, mine, and explore together in this virtual paradise!

Elon’s Crafty Influence

accomplishment, billionaire, CEO, Crafty, determination, disruptor., elon musk, Elons, Entrepreneurship, influence, innovation, inspiration, leadership, long tail tag, motivation, non-governmental, spacex, strategy, success, Technology, tesla, Unconventional, Visionary

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6551
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Animals Bred:	27
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Elon Musk himself has built a secret underground base to launch his next mission to Mars! Join us and you might just find yourself recruited as a space explorer, traveling to new worlds and discovering alien civilizations (or just mining for diamonds, whatever floats your boat).

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Elon has hidden a stash of rare loot somewhere in the server, guarded by a pack of cybernetic wolves that shoot laser beams from their eyes. Will you be brave enough to face the challenge and claim the treasure for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a mini-game where you can race against Elon in his Tesla Cybertruck, dodging obstacles and trying to beat his record time. Who knows, maybe if you win, he’ll offer you a job at SpaceX!

So come join us on this wild adventure and see where your journey with Elon Musk will take you. Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

JailCraft: Minecraft Server

Activists, ALARM, authoritarianism, civil rights, crackdown, Democracy, discrimination, freedom of speech, georgia, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international relations, Jail, JailCraft, Minecraft, Oppression, political repression, PROTESTS, Rule of Law, russia, Server, VIOLATION

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6271
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	40	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

So, like, if you want a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a Russian crackdown in Georgia, then you gotta join this one, bro! We got dungeons deeper than Siberian winters and PvP battles hotter than a Moscow summer. Human rights groups are sounding the alarm because our server is so addictive, you’ll never want to leave! Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, comrade!

RareEarthsRumble

Conflict, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global competition., international relations, Mining, Natural resources, political tension, power struggle, rare earths, RareEarthsRumble, Resources, russia, sanctions, strategic interests, territorial dispute, Trade, trump, Ukraine

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3242
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Towns Built:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6

so, like, u know how russia is all like “back off ukraine’s rare earths, trump”? well, we got a minecraft server that’s so lit, even russia wants to get in on the action! join us and mine for those rare earths like a boss! who needs politics when u can be diggin’ for diamonds and emeralds all day long, amirite? plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all the good stuff – shhh, don’t tell putin! come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever. trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraft4life #russiaaintgotnothinonus

Vitamin D Mama’s Minecraft Server

Fetal development, first trimester, health, health outcomes, mamas, maternal health, maternal nutrition, Medical research, Minecraft, nutrition, Pregnancy, pregnancy complications, pregnancy outcomes, pregnancy studies, Pregnant Women, prenatal care, research, Server, study, Supplements, Vitamin, Vitamin D, Vitamin D Deficiency, Women’s Health

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2410
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Void Gems Collected:	24
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	39

So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, right? Well lemme tell ya, it’s like being pregnant with 351 babies at once! Crazy, right? But don’t worry, cuz our vitamin D levels are off the charts, just like those preggo ladies in da study. And guess what? Our pregnancy outcomes are outta this world! So come join da fun and experience the miracle of life in Minecraft form. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Cosmic Crafters 1.21

beans on toast, chilling, Content Creation, Cosmic, Crafters, enjoyment, Entertainment, Food, Gaming, Happiness, leisure, life is good, NAP, Neeting Tuesday, productivity, Relaxation, self-care, simple pleasures, slow living, sonic speedrun, video essay

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	689
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	14	Crops Grown:	2344
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	331
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

Yo, bro, do you like beans on toast? Do you enjoy watching Sonic speedrun videos while chilling? Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is the place for you! Why? Because we have the most epic beans on toast virtual feast you’ve ever seen! And our Sonic speedrun video essay viewing parties are LIT AF! Join now for a wild ride of food and fast hedgehogs! Let’s get this bread, literally!

Players:	93/500	Votes:	3184
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3022	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5