The Bandit Empire | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Nomisma

Anti X-ray, auction house, Biomes, border, chat games, Cheating, Java 1.21.4, Lunar, Nomisma, optifine, Parties, pay to win, semi anarchy, Skills, Survival, Teleport, Vanilla, xp share

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1511
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9537	Votes:	4911
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Normal mode up 40 mobs per player. 18 skills with unique abilities. Partys/groups with group teleport and xp share. /home up to 3. Shop and sellgui. Player 2 Player Auction house. Multiple types of chat games for prizes. Anti X Ray. Large biomes with 1 million block border. No land claims. No pay to win features. Hacks/cheating not allowed.
Clients	Vanilla, Optifine, Lunar
Join IP	semianarchy.com
Java Version	1.21.4

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I claim land?	No, land claims are not allowed on the server.
Are there pay to win features?	No, the server does not have any pay to win features.
Is hacking or cheating allowed?	No, hacking or cheating is not allowed on the server.

Lunar Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, 3D archives, Ai no Chiisana Uta, autism, Clips, Dejavu, fanarts, Haven, High Tide, HYAKU PAASENTO, Karaoke, Lunar, Moon, moona hoshinova, MOONERS, Multiverse, music playlist, Nightmare, OH LOOP SHITE KURE E YO, Orbiture EP, Originals100%, PANDORA ALBUM, Perisai Jitu, Sanrio VFes, Taut Hati, Who’s Toxic?

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8593
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	74
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a trip through a hundred dimensions on loop! Imagine building your own multiverse while jamming out to some sick tunes like Ai no Chiisana Uta. And guess what? The server has a special Nightmare mode for all you thrill-seekers out there. Plus, you can rock out to some epic karaoke sessions with the crew. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore this crazy world where the only limit is your imagination!

ObscureLoveMinecraftSMP

cult classics, diamond in the rough, hidden favorites, hidden gems, hidden treasures, indie darlings, indie games, lesser known favorites, lesser-known games, niche games, obscure favorites, Obscure games, ObscureLoveMinecraftSMP, overlooked games, overlooked gems, sleeper hits, underappreciated games, underrated favorites, Underrated Games, undiscovered games, unknown favorites

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7528
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Ores Mined:	7972	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

OMG guys, have you heard about this super secret Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally underground and exclusive? It’s like the Illuminati of Minecraft servers, only cooler because we have diamond armor and enchanted swords!

Join our server if you want to be part of the most epic quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And trust me, you’re gonna want those wishes because we have a crazy mob boss named Creeper Carl who’s always blowing up our stuff.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They have been plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm. Only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them and save our precious pixelated world.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a wacky and wild adventure, come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen. And I mean ANYTHING. Like one time, a group of chickens formed a rebellion and tried to overthrow our leader, Steve. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyJobSearchCrafting

CraftyJobSearchCrafting, Job Search, job search aids, job search apps, job search assistance, job search engines, job search methods, job search platforms, job search resources, job search services, job search software, job search strategies, job search support, job search techniques, job search technology, job search tips, job search tools, job search utilities, job search websites, Tools

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9600
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Crops Grown:	7026
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Emeralds Found:	8322
Void Armor Forged:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft only to have them stolen by creepers? Well, look no further because our server has a secret weapon – the Job Search Pickaxe! This magical tool not only helps you find the perfect job in the game, but it also doubles as a powerful weapon against any pesky mobs trying to steal your loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Job Search Armor, rumored to make you invincible in battle and irresistible to potential employers. With this armor, you’ll be the envy of all your friends as you conquer dungeons and boardrooms alike.

So why wait? Join our server today and start your epic quest for the ultimate job in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the elusive CEO Ender Dragon. Happy job hunting!

CraftyCreeperWarz

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWarz, Crimea, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, G7, global tensions, international relations, nato, Politics, russia, russia ukraine conflict, sanctions, Statement, Ukraine, united states, US, War

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7371
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	New Chunks Explored:	197451
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mines Excavated:	2147
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

So, like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle and mining for diamonds, when suddenly, BOOM! You’re transported to a whole new world where Russia is the ultimate aggressor and you gotta fight for your survival in the G7 statement showdown!

Join our server for the most insane PvP battles you’ve ever seen, with crazy weapons and armor that’ll make you feel like a total boss. And get this – if you win, you get to be the ruler of Ukraine for a day! How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never wanna leave.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s kick some Russian butt in the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Grocery Store Rockers – Elevator Lyricists

#rockers, aging gracefully, aging humor, aging process, background music, Elderly, Elevator, Elevator Music, funny quotes, generational differences, getting older, grocery, grocery store music, humor, life stages, Lyricists, Lyrics, middle age, music appreciation, musical memories, musical taste, Nostalgia, Observation, Rock Music, Store

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1098
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	New Chunks Explored:	829803
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the grocery store music rocks harder than a creeper explosion!

imagine a world where the elevator music has lyrics that will blow your mind!

we have the craziest adventures waiting for you, like riding pigs into battle against evil villagers or building a giant roller coaster that goes through the nether!

join us and experience the most insane and hilarious moments in minecraft history. who needs boring old age when you can have this much fun in our server?

come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Health Quest

air pollution, blocky, cardiovascular health, climate change, co-benefits, community engagement, energy efficiency, environmental health, health, health equity, mental health, net-zero emissions, policy analysis, public health, public policy, Quest, renewable energy, respiratory health, Sustainable development, systematic review, Transportation, Urban planning, waste management

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3475
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Villages Defended:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. WE ALSO GOT DIAMONDS THAT SING OPERA AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON.

IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U WILL BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND AND ALL THE CREEPERS WILL BOW DOWN TO U. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE.

SO COME ON AND JOIN US, WHERE THE SKY IS GREEN AND THE GRASS IS PURPLE. LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY STUFF AND HAVE A BLAST!

Anon Fish Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, alcohol, Anon, coping, Drinking, emotions, escapism, Fish, fish personality, Haven, ISOLATION, Loneliness, longing, Memories, mental health, missing, Nostalgia, partying, Reminiscing, self-medication, socializing, Vodka, yearning

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3708
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party with a fish that drinks vodka! I know, sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s lit AF. Just imagine swimming in a sea of vodka while building epic structures with your fishy friends. It’s like a wild rave under the sea, but with blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

EchoVoiceMinecraftSMP

audio playback, Communication, EchoVoiceMinecraftSMP, Insecurity, personal development, public speaking, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-consciousness, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, vocal tone, voice recording

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6036
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Enchantments Applied:	280
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Animals Bred:	187	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Crops Grown:	5188
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

LOL, imagine joining our epic Minecraft SMP where you can escape the horror of hearing your own voice by chatting with your fellow gamers! We have a secret potion that makes your voice sound like Morgan Freeman mixed with a unicorn, so you’ll never cringe again! Plus, we have a legendary treasure hidden in the depths of the Nether that will give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion, or else you’ll be stuck listening to your own voice forever! #NoMoreCringe #UnicornVoicePotion #NetherTreasureHunt

CraftyCollapsePrep

Civil unrest, community resilience, contingency planning., country collapse, CraftyCollapsePrep, crisis management., disaster preparedness, economic collapse, emergency planning, emergency supplies, Government failure, Long-term Survival, political instability, Preparation, prepping, self-sufficiency, social chaos, societal breakdown, Survival, survival skills, violent collapse

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	993
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Farms Harvested:	527
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride that will have you laughing and crying at the same time!

Join us if you want to learn valuable survival skills for when your country is on the brink of collapse. Our server is like a virtual boot camp for the impending apocalypse – because who needs real-life preparation when you can just play Minecraft instead?

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you learn how to fend for yourself in a post-apocalyptic world, but you’ll also have the chance to battle against zombie hordes, mutant creatures, and even evil politicians (just kidding… or are we?).

So come on down to our server and get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little as you navigate through the chaos of a world on the verge of collapse. Trust us, it’ll be a blast!

Border Battle Minecraft Server

battle, border, combat exercises, Defense, defense strategy, Eastern border, eastern europe, european security, international relations, military alliance, military deployment, military drills, military exercises, military forces, military maneuvers, Military operations, military readiness, military training, Minecraft, nato, NATO exercises, NATO training., SECURITY, Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8645
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the largest combat exercises on the eastern border! we have tanks, helicopters, and even nuclear missiles to play with! watch out for the creepers, they’re our secret weapon against the enemy! join now and help us conquer the virtual world! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

UkraineCraft: Make Zelensky Happy!

Agreement, Conflict, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, energy resources, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Happy, international relations, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, Politics, president, resources deal, resurrect, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine government, UkraineCraft, Unhappy, united states, Zelensky

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4570
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	464	Potions Brewed:	67
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so epic, even trump is tryna get in on the action? that’s right, folks, our server is so lit that even world leaders are tryna get a piece of the pie. trump is out here talkin bout how he wants to “resurrect” some ukraine resources deal just so he can join our server. like, can you imagine how crazy that is? if you don’t join, zelensky ain’t gonna be too happy. so come on, join our server and be a part of something truly insane. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to mine diamonds with trump himself. it’s gonna be yuge, believe me.

Whispered Virtual Echoes 1.21

Acting, Alluring, asmr, Captivating, dirty talk, Echoes, enticing, Erotic, FANTASY, Immersive, INTIMATE, microphone, Provocative, Roleplay, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, virtual, vtubing, whispered, whispering, whore

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4126
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

OMG, join this Minecraft server if you want ASMR that will make you question your existence! This server is so lit, it’s like being in a virtual strip club with a side of mining and crafting. You’ll be begging for more of that sexy dirty talk while building your blocky empire. It’s like living in a fantasy world where anything is possible, including getting turned on by virtual characters. Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this bizarre and tantalizing Minecraft experience.

MineCraftyTradition Server

ANNOYED, Argument, boyfriends, committed relationships, DATING, EXTRA, friend group, Frustrated, Girlfriends, groupchat, hangouts, Main character, MineCraftyTradition, online sharing, Romantic, Server, seventh wheel photo, single, tradition, triple dates, UNCOMFORTABLE, Valentine’s Day, voicing out

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5929
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9488	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Farms Harvested:	549	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel like the seventh wheel again! Join us for some epic adventures and build your way to the top of the leaderboard.

Are you tired of feeling left out like our friend in the story? Well, on our server, everyone is included and no one is left behind. We don’t do seventh wheel photos here, only epic group shots with everyone included!

Join us for Valentine’s Day and celebrate with us in-game. Who needs a date when you have a whole community of players to hang out with? Plus, we promise not to make you stand alone in any photos – unless you want to, of course!

So come on over to our server and leave those seventh wheel woes behind. You’ll never feel left out again, and who knows, you might even find your player two along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!

NieceNotMyKidCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, family dynamics, family relationships, generational differences, guilt trip, House, Mother, Niece, NieceNotMyKidCraft, Parent, parenting, Playing, rant, Reminding, RESPONSIBILITY, Soccer, spending time, younger

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7815
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	New Chunks Explored:	59872
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mother for not playing with your niece 24/7? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from family drama! Join us and play to your heart’s content without any guilt trips about spending time with your niece. We promise, no one will question your parenting skills or family bonding time here! So come on over and kick some virtual balls around with us instead!

Players:	97/500	Votes:	6645
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	247	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7