The Banana Network: Where only the ripest players survive Origins, Create, Dungeons, Dimensions! Join if you’re 16+!

40+ Origins, Automation, banana, Community, Create, Create addons, Dimensions, Dungeons, Farmer’s Delight + addons, Friends, Gaming, Join, Join our Discord Server, Massive Dungeons, Minecraft, Modded, modpack link, Network, new, Origins, Personalization, Players, plenty of decor and block options, ripest, Server, smp, SURVIVE, the aether, the bumblezone, Vanilla, Youre

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3244
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Void Armor Forged:	22
Dragons Tamed:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Towns Built:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

The Banana Network Minecraft Server

Minecraft Server Features
40+ Origins
Create + addons
Massive Dungeons
Farmer’s Delight + addons
Plenty of decor and block options
Extra Dimensions: The Aether The Bumblezone

Official Modpack Link: The Banana SMP Modpack

The Banana Network

Join our constantly evolving community driven by its members and their interests. We have plenty of things to do, including our official Banana Network gaming servers. Bring your friends or make new ones. Everyone is welcome here.

Join our Discord Server: The Banana Network Discord

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	Yes, we have created a custom modpack with essential mods for a Vanilla++ experience.
How many Origins are available?	We have 40+ Origins available for players to choose from.
Are there extra dimensions in the server?	Yes, we have The Aether and The Bumblezone available as extra dimensions.
Can I join with friends?	Yes, you can bring your friends or make new ones in our community-driven server.

Crafty CBD Bar – No Booze Allowed

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3407
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Void Gems Collected:	26	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we be chillin’ like a villain and smokin’ that sweet, sweet CBD all day long!

Join us on this server and you’ll be feelin’ so relaxed, you won’t even remember why you were playin’ Minecraft in the first place. CBD be flowin’ through the air like pixie dust, makin’ everything feel like a dream.

And get this, fam – CBD ain’t just for chillin’, it’s also gonna help you with your alcohol problems! Say goodbye to them nasty cravings and hello to a whole new level of relaxation. CBD be workin’ its magic on your brain, makin’ addiction-related areas go “poof” like a magic trick.

So come on down to our server and join the party! We got CBD, we got crazy adventures, and we got a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans. Don’t miss out, yo!

FailedSMP

1.21, active members, Aus, Australia, Community, Content Creation, Discord, FailedSMP, Gaming, Ip:, lifesteal plugin, Minecraft, multiplayer, nz, Ping, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6730
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Details
Location	Australia/NZ
Server Type	SMP
Server Version	1.21+
Plugins	Lifesteal
Community	Growing

FAQs

Q: Is the server 24/7?

A: Yes, the server is 24/7.

Q: What is the server IP?

A: For the server IP and more information, please join the Discord server linked below.

Q: Can I create content on the server?

A: Content creation is very welcome on the server.

Q: How old is the server?

A: The server was made only a few days ago and is looking to grow with more active members.

For more information and to join the server, please visit the Discord server: https://discord.gg/XZvKtn8Q9q

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8897
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Enchantments Applied:	290
Dragon Scales Harvested:	361	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7564	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Crops Grown:	8284

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

GF Support Minecraft Server

awkward situation, college student, communication breakdown, communication issue, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, feeling overwhelmed, financial assistance, financial help, financial responsibilities, financial stress, financial struggle, girlfriend support, Gratitude, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, pride, relationship dynamics, reluctance to accept help, Server, Support, support system

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1389
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	2288
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3343
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Divine Spears Created:	16

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8118
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7836
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

DeifinitelyCrafted

#announcement, Al-Qassam Brigades, armed wing, Assassination, Conflict, DeifinitelyCrafted, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Islamic extremism, killing, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Mohammed Deif, palestine, resistance movement, RETALIATION, targeted killing, terrorist leader, violence

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5509
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

Sonic Surfing Adventure

Acoustic research, acoustic wave, acoustic wave phenomenon, Adventure, communication systems, communication technology, devices, diffraction, discovery, next generation, nonreciprocal, optics, Phenomenon, Properties, SAW, scientific discovery, sonic, surface acoustic wave, surface wave phenomenon, Surfing, wave behavior, wave diffraction, wave properties

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3984
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ACOUSTIC WAVE PHENOMENON! IT’S LIKE OPTICS BUT IN MINECRAFT! U CAN BUILD CRAZY COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS AND DEVICES WITH DIS NEW TECH! COME JOIN DA FUN AND EXPLORE DA WILD WORLD OF NONRECIPROCAL DIFFRACTION OF SAWs! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO SCIENTIFIC AND WACKY AT DA SAME TIME! LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER!

AnarchyyMC

Allies, Anarchy, AnarchyyMC, Chat, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Ip:, Minecraft, MINIMAL, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Solo, Toxicity, Version, Warps

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	284
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Emeralds Found:	4834
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 Server Overview

Server Name	𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒
Type	Anarchy
IP Address	mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of server is 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is an Anarchy Minecraft Server where there are minimal rules and total freedom.

Q: What are the rules on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: The only rule on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is no toxicity. Chat is expected to be friendly and respectful.

Q: Are land claims allowed on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims or limits on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒, allowing players total freedom.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: The server offers a TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes. Players can also play solo, with friends, or make new allies/enemies.

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4407
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Mines Excavated:	2960	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Endless Night Skies:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8891
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2097	Dragon Eggs Found:	691
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Ores Mined:	8128
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Villages Defended:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	42

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7520
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4129	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Potions Brewed:	192	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8138
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Votes:	1079
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Zombie Dances:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2400
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!