The Armoury

Creative, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5702
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Potions Brewed:	50
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6053
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

New Minecraft Servers

On the Armoury Minecraft server, you can expect to have the ultimate Minecraft experience. An Armoury, in history, is a place for soldiers to get ready for the upcoming challenges life faces! We are a small group of friends who run a community server together inspired by the Hermitcraft series and the SMP genre. We want to ensure that anyone of all ages can play in safety with the support of our staff to help them through the challenges both Minecraft and life throws at them. In terms of location, the server is hosted in Western Europe with the main languages of the server being English / Dutch / French although we focus upon the ultimate survival experience we have other features listed below.

Come along! Come join our community! We are welcoming and will help you to meet long-lasting friends!

IP: playmc.thearmoury.com Website:https://www.thearmoury.net/ Discord:https://discord.gg/jhFtBpc

playmc.thearmoury.net

Frosty Haven 1.21

anti-semitism, assumption, Blaming, conspiracy theories, cultural biases, dindu nuffin, discrimination, Fault, frosty, Haven, Jews, Noticing, noticing patterns, power dynamics, prejudice, racism, scapegoating, societal issues, Stereotypes, Stormfags, White Man, white version

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8397
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Gods Slained:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a conspiracy theory paradise up in here. We got stormfags blaming Jews for everything, even if it’s a white dude in charge. Like, they think the Jews are pulling all the strings, man. It’s wild, I tell ya! So, if you wanna dive deep into the world of crazy theories while building epic structures in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and let the madness begin!

Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

adorable, affectionate, asian, Beautiful, couple goals, cute, cute wife, Filipino, Flip, Flip Loli, Flip Loli wife, Happy, Joyful, Loli, love, Lovely, marriage goals, married life, Minecraft, relationship, smiling, smp, SWEET, Wife

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8348
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mines Excavated:	4506
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Falling into the Void:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet my adorable Flip Loli wife, who is the reigning queen of our server! She will guide you through the treacherous lands of our world with her magical powers and impeccable fashion sense. Plus, rumor has it she can summon an army of rainbow sheep to do her bidding. So if you want to hang out with the coolest couple in Minecraft history and witness some truly epic adventures, come join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like that time we accidentally turned our entire village into flying pigs. Oops!

WifeWatch Minecraft Server

Boundaries, checking in, Communication, confusion, control, emotional response, hurt feelings, late night, marriage conflict, marriage counseling, marriage issues, midnight phone call, Minecraft, ownership, Partnership, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding, WifeWatch

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8797
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Farms Harvested:	695
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we encourage midnight phone calls to check in on your loved ones! Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where we promise not to accuse you of trying to control the situation or thinking you own us. Our server is the perfect place to work out any marriage issues you may have, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. So come join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

GiftGriefCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Consumption issues, emotional labor, ethical consumption, Family didn’t respect wishes, family dynamics, Generosity, gift giving, gift refusal, GiftGriefCraft, gratefulness, living space, Minimalist, Opposite of minimal, practical gifts, shopping addiction, unwanted gifts, Wasteful

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9163
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Votes:	8336	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Farms Harvested:	642
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Are you tired of receiving useless gifts from your family every Christmas? Do you dread the thought of driving around with unwanted presents in your car until summer? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the cycle of gift-giving madness!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?

So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?

GirlPower Minecraft SMP

athletic ability, Female Athletes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, girlpower, Minecraft, physical differences, smp, sports analysis, sports competition, sports dominance, sports gender gap, sports performance, sports performance comparison, sports physiology, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports skills, sports statistics, sports training, Women in sports

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4737
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8208	Enchantments Applied:	84
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8466
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Emeralds Found:	3875	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4894
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6835
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	213	Runes Activated:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8734
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Ores Mined:	4977	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Farms Harvested:	803	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1171

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1697
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9430
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4944
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	4861	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9950
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Zombie Dances:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	968
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Towns Built:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9876
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	326	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!