| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 6389 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Potions Brewed: | 60 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
play.thearchon.net
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 1516 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 507525 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 2008 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 43 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3782 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 2264 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Animals Bred: | 181 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 71 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 18 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 2932 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 4835 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 293 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 2445 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 4277 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7865 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 1594 |
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 1186 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 995136 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 313 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 661 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 1750 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 7101 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 282 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
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| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 3774 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 8636 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 27 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 8283 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 5120 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 4478 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 89 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 10 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 399 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9473 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 7928 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2472 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 1020 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 198 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 190 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 23 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 11 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 35 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
