The Archive Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Drop Zone Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like season 1 of your favorite show – top-notch quality all the way! We promise that our pacing is faster than a speeding bullet and our animations are smoother than a baby’s bottom. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Who needs season 1 when you can have the best Minecraft experience of your life on our server? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Not_A_Reboot Minecraft SMP

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Oh, honey, this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, more twists and turns than a maze made of redstone, and more shenanigans than a creeper convention.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by the admin team, the joy of finding hidden treasure in the most unexpected places, and the satisfaction of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

And hey, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so if you’re feeling brave, come and try to take him down (spoiler alert: he’s actually just a misunderstood Enderman with a penchant for trolling).

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, things may get a little… explosive. 😉🧨🎮

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	7444	Void Gems Collected:	35
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Price Tag Minecraft Server

Boundaries, consent, controversial, DAUGHTER, Ethics, family, FANTASY, Intimacy, Minecraft, MONEY, Mother, Négotiation, Persuasion, price, relationships, seduction, Server, taboo, taboo fantasy, Tag, temptation, Threesome, VALUES

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as trying to convince a mom and daughter to have a threesome with you? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our wacky world and come out on top. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation as absurd as the one mentioned above (but hopefully not)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey unlike any other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Frieren’s Funhouse Minecraft SMP

aura, dark fantasy, demon hunter, demon pussy, FANTASY, Female Characters, frieren, Frierens, funhouse, Good deeds, kill herself, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, Piccolo, powerful women, redemption arc, smp, strong female lead, Vegeta, wasted potential

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than the Nether and the friendships are shakier than a creeper on a tightrope! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, like the time Frieren told Aura to kill herself because she forgot to feed the chickens in the virtual farm. But don’t worry, we also have heartwarming moments, like when Frieren ordered Aura to do good deeds for humans but she accidentally turned them all into zombies instead. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and demon pussy, so hop on board and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Potions Brewed:	48	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Void Gems Collected:	40	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Project Kus! Minecraft server

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A nice server for building and spending time with like-minded people. We will be very glad if you join us! > Free recruitment of participants, you just need to confirm that you will play and not griefer. Go to Discord and send 2 of your most beautiful buildings to the Applications channel! If you did everything correctly, then consider that you have already been accepted!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Evolve & Craft Minecraft Server

adaptation, Advancements, anthropology, biology, changes, Craft, Development, Evolution, evolve, Future, genetics, human evolution, intelligence, Minecraft, mutation, natural selection, Possibilities, progress, Science, Server, society, speculation, speculation on human evolution, Technology

Are you tired of boring old Earth and ready for the next step in human evolution? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a journey to unlock the secrets of the universe and transcend our mortal limitations.

On our server, you’ll find yourself faced with mind-bending challenges and epic quests that will test your skills and push you to your limits. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a roller coaster that defies the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the darkest corners of our server lies a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to venture into the unknown and discover what lies beyond?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and be a part of the next stage in human evolution. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft mastermind and unlock the secrets of the universe!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	86	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Gacha Sluts Minecraft SMP

Anime, anime girl’s, character collection, gacha, gacha addiction, gacha community, gacha culture, gacha games, gacha luck, gacha pulls, Gacha simulator, gacha sluts, gacha trends, Gaming, Minecraft, mobile games, role playing, Sluts, smp, virtual fashion, virtual world

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Gacha Sluts SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant gacha machines that drop rare loot when defeated. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? No problem! Our server is all about embracing your inner gacha slut and living your best, most outrageous Minecraft life.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gacha Queen, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of new recruits to join her army of gacha warriors. Will you be the one to earn her favor and become a gacha legend yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join the Gacha Sluts SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with gacha madness, epic battles, and plenty of laughs along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Learn Anything Minecraft Server

Development, discovery, education, enlightenment, Experience, growth, Insight, knowledge, learn, learning, lessons, Minecraft, personal growth, progress, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, Server, transformation, Understanding, wisdom

Oh, absolutely! On our Minecraft server, you’ll learn how to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into battle against an army of evil chickens. Plus, our secret underground base is rumored to be guarded by a pack of ninja turtles who will teach you the ways of the block-building ninja. Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft master!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Strangest Word Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, weirdest, and wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the rarest block in the game – the legendary “Squidward Stone” rumored to grant players the power of infinite memes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who hold the key to unlocking the hidden disco dimension where you can groove to the sickest beats with your pixelated pals.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and discover the true meaning of chaos and laughter in the blocky world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ores Mined:	4056
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one and see what happens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft while dodging fireballs and creepers on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

achievement, determination, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, empowerment of women, equality, inclusion, inspiration, leader, leadership, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, phase, pride, progress, resilience, shitter, smp, strength, success, triumph, Unity, Victory

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	397	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

2020 election, Campaign, CHANGE, Crafty, democratic party, Diversity, election, empowerment, female politician, Government, history-making, kamala harris, Kamalas, leadership, Minecraft, policy, Politics, progressive, representation, Server, trailblazer, united states, vice president, Voting

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

bamco, business decisions, canceling games, company restructuring, corporate culture, downsizing, employment issues, Failed, firing employees, game development, job loss, Layoffs, layoffs news, Minecraft, smp, Termination, termination of projects, unknown 9, Video Game (Industry), video games, workforce reduction, YOU DID THIS

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

TartarusCore Minecraft server

2b2t, Minecraft, pirated launchers, Russian, Server, TartarusCore

Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	39
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Towns Built:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27