The Archive Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Man or Woman Minecraft Server

equality, Femininity, feminism, gender bias, gender differences, gender discrimination, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Identity, gender inequality, Gender issues, Gender norms, gender perspective, Gender Roles, gender roles in society, gender stereotypes, man, Masculinity, Minecraft, Server, societal expectations, WOMAN

Are you tired of the real world gender debate? Escape to our Minecraft server where everyone is a blocky pixel person and gender doesn’t even exist! Join us for epic adventures, building competitions, and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs to worry about being a man or a woman when you can be a creeper or a pig instead? So come on over and leave all that gender drama behind, because in our world, the only thing that matters is having a blast!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6003	Astral Projections Made:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Oh No No No Hahahah Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of tree? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? We support that kind of behavior!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while juggling TNT. Some say you can hear his ghostly laughter echoing through the caves at night, daring you to take on even more insane challenges.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding pigs).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	728840
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Carol’s Memory Lane Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Forget about boring old servers, because on our server, you’ll meet Carol – the legendary llama who can build entire castles with just a flick of her tail!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Carol and the evil Ender Dragon, who keeps trying to steal her stash of diamond blocks. Will Carol emerge victorious, or will the Ender Dragon finally get his hands on those precious diamonds? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find a secret underground city filled with friendly zombies who just want to dance the night away. Join them for a zombie rave party like no other, complete with glowstone disco balls and creeper-shaped cocktails!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime with Carol and her zombie friends. Who knows what crazy antics they’ll get up to next!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5941	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Minecraft SMP: Jerk Off Jamboree

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But beware, we have a resident prankster who loves to fill your house with chickens or turn all your diamonds into dirt. And don’t even get me started on the time we accidentally summoned a giant pink fluffy unicorn that terrorized the entire server.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

What are Minecraft servers like EdgeGamers Organization ?

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Some similar Minecraft servers to EdgeGamers Organization that you may enjoy include: 1. Hypixel – Known for its wide variety of minigames, including Bed Wars, SkyWars, and more. 2. Mineplex – Popular for its large player base and diverse range of games, such as Super Smash Mobs and Dragons. 3. The Hive – Offers unique game modes like Trouble in Mineville and Survival Games. 4. CubeCraft Games – Features a mix of classic games like EggWars and newer modes like Lucky Islands. 5. SkyBlock – Focuses on the popular SkyBlock game mode, where players start on a small island and must expand and survive.

These servers all offer engaging gameplay experiences with their own distinct features, making them worth checking out if you enjoy the experience provided by EdgeGamers Organization.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Donations, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP (1.16.5)

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Oot’s Block Party Minecraft Server

20-30 minutes, Adventure, BLOCK, Challenging, Dungeons, Exploration, full dungeon, game design, gameplay, Gaming, honest thoughts, ice cavern, Immersive, legend of zelda, length, Minecraft, OoT, Oots, Opinions, Party, player experience, puzzle solving, Server, video games, Zelda

Are you tired of boring old dungeons that only last a measly 20-30 minutes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most epic Ice Cavern you’ll ever experience! It’s so massive that it’ll take you days to navigate through all the twists and turns. Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the cavern that will make you the richest player in the entire server. But be warned, the Ice Cavern is also home to a fierce tribe of penguin warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their icy domain. So grab your pickaxe and join us on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

DFT – Minecraft SMP: Discord Fappy Talky

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join our server where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, have deep discussions about your kinks, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

In our Femcel edition, you can finally find a safe space to express your frustrations with the opposite sex while also building giant phallic structures in-game. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right ladies?

So come on down to /dft/ and let your freak flag fly! Just be sure to bring some extra tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll shed from the sheer absurdity of it all.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

V I R G I N I T Y I S C O O L M I N E C R A F T S E R V E R

ABSTINENCE, BELIEF, Celibacy, chastity, Cool, FAITH, Innocence, moral code, Morals, purity, Religion, Satan, serpents, sex, Sin, spirituality, temptation, VALUES, VIRGINITY, Virtue

Are you tired of being a Minecraft virgin? Fear not, for on our server, virginity is cool! In fact, those who have lost their virginity are considered to be serpents of Satan! Join us and revel in your pure, untouched status as you build, mine, and survive in a world where being a Minecraft virgin is celebrated like never before. Don’t let the serpents of Satan tempt you away from our server – join us now and embrace your virginity with pride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Bring Back The Pool Around The Ring Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle evil chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. And if you defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to build bridges out of marshmallows to get around. And if you fall off, don’t worry – our resident flying pigs will swoop in and save you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. This shit was so cash.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Void Armor Forged:	26
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Forest Calliope Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the Marvelous Manic Mortician Minecraft server, where the only thing deader than our mobs is our sense of humor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombies while being chased by a pack of deranged skeleton clowns.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started their own dance party, complete with explosive beats and killer moves. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who has taken up knitting as a hobby and now terrorizes players with his deadly yarn bombs.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Our server is also home to the legendary Llama Liberation Front, a group of rebellious llamas who are determined to overthrow their sheep oppressors and establish llama supremacy once and for all.

So come on down to the Marvelous Manic Mortician Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the laughter echoing through the haunted forests. Join us if you dare, and prepare for a gaming experience unlike any other!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Enchantments Applied:	299
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	9570
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Jew-Pacifying Minecraft SMP

ADDED, community relations, controversy, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, Diversity, equality, ethnic group, identity politics, inclusion, JewPacifying, Jews, Minecraft, Minority, Multiculturalism, placate, Political Correctness, Religious, sensitive topic, smp, social justice, Stereotypes, tolerance

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a reality TV show!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last piece of cake. We even have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server – will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server was actually created by aliens who are using it as a social experiment to see how humans interact in a virtual world. Are they being added to placate jews? Who knows, but it sure makes for a spicy storyline!

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8958	Endless Night Skies:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5629	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Why is this Aloud? Minecraft Server

acceptance, Aloud, Behavior, Communication, conformity, confusion, Etiquette, Expression, freedom, Frustration, Language, Minecraft, Permission, Questioning, Repetition, RIGHTS, rules, Server, social norms, society, Speech, why

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is a wild, lawless land where anything goes! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? We won’t stop you! The only rule on our server is that there are no rules!

Join us for epic battles with flying chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies! Just be prepared for the chaos and mayhem that awaits you.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Bitcoin SMP: I Sold 70% of My Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is bitcoin! That’s right, forget diamonds and emeralds, we deal in cryptocurrency here!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the owner of the server sold 70% of their bitcoin in August and now they’re throwing a massive party with all the proceeds. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down at this party? You’ll have to join to find out!

So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and nothing is off limits. Who knows, you might just strike it rich with your virtual bitcoin mining skills!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Gods Slained:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mines Excavated:	2152

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Kamala’s Cool Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with German normalfags who think Kamala is the best candidate? Look no further, because on our server, we believe in the power of chaos and insanity! Join us and witness leftoids who are so delusional, they make the Mad Hatter look sane. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Runes Activated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.