The Archive Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Critter Minecraft Server

animal, animalistic behavior, Crafty, critter, dark secrets, enigmatic past, forbidden desires, haunting memories, Hidden Powers, Human nature, identity crisis, inner beast, Minecraft, mysterious past, primal instincts, psychological thriller, Self Discovery, Server, shape shifter, Supernatural powers, surreal experience, transformation, untamed spirit, wild side

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs are in charge and they’ve made me an animal! That’s right, I used to be a regular player like you, but now I’m a cow wandering around the spawn area, mooing my heart out.

But don’t worry, being turned into an animal is just the beginning of the craziness on this server. We have giant chickens that lay diamond eggs, creepers that explode into confetti instead of destroying your builds, and villagers that trade in rare enchanted items for just a handful of dirt.

Join us for epic quests where you have to rescue the Ender Dragon from a group of rebellious sheep, or participate in our annual pig racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where the skeletons are the best dancers in town.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience a world where anything is possible, even being turned into an animal. Who knows, you might just find yourself enjoying the new moo-tation!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Never Category Theorists Minecraft SMP

abstract algebra, algebraic functions, algebraic topology, beautiful abstract mathematical subjects, brain damage, BROKE, Calculus, category, category theory, computer science, formal training, high school teacher, intellectual grasp, low iq, math classes, Minecraft, morphisms, PhD, smp, theorists, top tier mathematicians, topos theory, university classes, WOMAN

Are you tired of being limited by your IQ and brain damage? Do you yearn for a world where you can explore abstract algebra and category theory without judgment? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us on our server where brain damage is celebrated, and low IQ is a badge of honor. We have created a world where even the most mathematically challenged can thrive and excel in the realm of categories and morphisms.

Forget about being a broke high school teacher, on our server, you can be a Topos theorist without the need for a 150 IQ or rich parents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s explore the beauty of abstract mathematics together! Who needs a PhD when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Crops Grown:	3543
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Sledge’s Sacred Minecraft Server

Academia, academic credentials, academic research, ancient civilizations, Ancient religion, credibility, Dr Justin Sledge, Expert, Historian, Minecraft, religious academia, religious authority, religious beliefs, religious history, religious practices, religious scholar, religious scholarship, Religious Studies, reputable authority, Sacred, scholarly, Server, Sledges, theology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Dr. Justin Sledge, the renowned expert on ancient religion! Join us as we uncover the hidden secrets of Minecraft temples and shrines, with Dr. Sledge leading the way with his extensive knowledge and expertise.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Dr. Sledge once discovered a secret underground temple in Minecraft that was guarded by a pack of wild wolves. Legend has it that whoever can find this temple will be granted unlimited diamonds and emeralds for eternity. Are you up for the challenge?

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure with Dr. Sledge as your guide. Who knows what ancient treasures and mysteries await you in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

/Fat/ – Expansion & Edit – Drawthread Minecraft SMP

anthropomorphic animals, Archive, artists, Beginners, booru, bump limit, deliveries, drawing improvement, drawthread, edit, Expansion, fat, female, inflation, Loli, Male, Minecraft, Monster Girl, phat flan, progress thread, Requests, Resources, shota, smp, Spam, spooky, weight gain

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we embrace the phat life with our Fat, Expansion & Edit DrawthreadPhat Flan edition! Join us for some outrageous fun and crazy shenanigans as we fulfill all your spooky fat/weight gain/inflation/other expansion themed requests. Whether you want to see human, monster girls, anthropomorphic animals, or fictional creatures blowing up like balloons, we’ve got you covered!

Our server is filled with talented artists who are ready to bring your wildest expansion fantasies to life. From drawing to editing, we’ve got it all. And if you’re a beginner looking to start drawing fatties, we have resources and guides to help you get started on your phat journey.

But remember, on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for loli/shota/underaged characters. Ain’t nobody got time for that nonsense. So come join us, bump the thread, and let’s make some epic phat art together! Just be sure to delete your bumps and ignore the alogs. And if you see any spam, report it and move on like the expansion pro you are.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP server and let’s get phat together! Just don’t ask for a break or to wait “weeks/months/years” because we’re all about that instant gratification here. See you in the phat dimension!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Pixel Pals – Minecraft server

Amaya Whisper, AmayaWhisperCH, archives, Arial Yuriko, ArialYuriko, Bri At Cookiebox, briatcookiebox, Estella Starfall, EstellaStarfall, Furi Ferntail, FuriFerntail, Kamiko Rinona, KamikoRinona, Kanna Yanagi, KannaYanagi, Lida Oriana, LidaOriana, Minecraft, Mom At Cookiebox, MomAtCookieBox, Nova Aokami, NovaAokami, Nyanami Ruru & Rumi, nyanheras, PALS, pastebin, PIXEL, PixelLink, Previous thread, Relia Lace, ReliaLace, Ruru karaoke, Scarlett Flameheart, ScarlettFlameheart, Server, Song playlist, Umi Kyoku, UmiKyoku, valentine, ValentineVT, VReverie Extended, VReX

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can join the epic adventures of Nova Aokami, Arial Yuriko, Estella Starfall, Furi Ferntail, Kamiko Rinona, Scarlett Flameheart, and more!

We’ve got more drama than a herd of Endermen fighting over a block of obsidian. Join Amaya Whisper, Bri At Cookiebox, Mom At Cookiebox, Kanna Yanagi, PixelLink Lida Oriana, Nyanami Ruru & Rumi, Relia Lace, Umi Kyoku, and Valentine for some seriously wacky shenanigans.

Our server is so wild, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful stroll through a flower biome. With karaoke nights, epic battles, and more drama than a soap opera in the End dimension, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join now before the Ender Dragon starts a revolution and takes over the server! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this craziness.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Dimeless Aim Minecraft SMP

aim, aiming down, aiming for less, aiming low, Desperation, dimeless, economic challenges, financial difficulties, financial hardship, financial insecurity, financial limitations, financial struggles, financial woes, lack of money, lack of resources, low aim, low standards, low-income, Minecraft, POVERTY, poverty mindset, smp, Struggling

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their entire house into a giant potato. True story.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and trade in rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive dance party on top of a giant slime block tower.

Join us if you dare to experience the madness and mayhem that is our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything can happen and nothing is off limits. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

What is the IP for SeeReax Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Seereax, Server

SeeReax is a talented and versatile musician hailing from Los Angeles, California. With a unique blend of electronic, hip-hop, and pop influences, SeeReax creates captivating and innovative music that pushes boundaries and captivates listeners. Drawing inspiration from a wide range of genres and artists, SeeReax brings a fresh and original sound to the music scene. Keep an eye out for this rising star as they continue to make waves in the industry.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	204	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Axisland Minecraft server

Anarchy, AxisLand, BUILD, Cheats, Competition, destroy, Development, Events, Fair Play, gameplay, Minecraft, penalties, Rewards, rules, Server, SURVIVE, toxic behavior, world

Axisland is a server where the main game mode is anarchy, offering complete freedom of action: build, destroy and survive without restrictions. However, despite the anarchy mode, there are basic rules that ensure fair play and comfort for all participants. Violating these rules, such as using cheats or toxic behavior, will result in penalties. In addition, the server regularly hosts unique events that add variety to the gameplay, offering players the opportunity to compete for rewards and influence the development of the world.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	213	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PixelCraft Mania Minecraft Server

algorithm, Anti-Spam system, Community, discussion, Feedback, Gaming, Improvement, Mania, measures, Minecraft, new, onenineone28, ONLINE, Opinions, pixelcraft, SECURITY, Server, software, Technology, Thoughts, ubisoft, Updates, vidya

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old Anti-Spam systems? Well, look no further because our server has the most EPIC Anti-Spam system you’ve ever seen! It’s so good, even the creepers are jealous!

Join our server and experience a world where the pigs ride on top of the cows, the chickens do the moonwalk, and the zombies break out into a thriller dance every time they see you! Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Llama, who spits out fireballs instead of saliva. It’s like a fireworks show, but with more danger!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they tend to get a little too excited sometimes.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

That’s My Goat! Minecraft SMP

adorable, animal, Barnyard, cute, Entertainment, Farm, farm animal, funny, Goat, hilarious, humor, Internet Sensation, Livestock, meme, Minecraft, pet, Popular, smp, social media, THATS MY GOAT!, Video, viral

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re ready to defend your goats with your life because in this server, goats are the ultimate currency. That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, it’s all about those adorable bleating creatures.

But beware, there’s a notorious goat thief on the loose who will stop at nothing to steal your precious goats. Rumor has it that he rides a llama dressed in full ninja gear and can teleport through dimensions. Will you be able to outsmart him and protect your goat empire?

If you’re looking for a server where the stakes are high and the goats are even higher, then come join us and show off your goat-taming skills. Just remember, in this world, it’s not survival of the fittest, it’s survival of the goatiest!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Blocky Trump Minecraft Server

2020 election, Allan Lichtman, blocky, election analysis, Election Forecasting, election outcome, election prediction, election results, forecasting model, incorrect prediction, key factors, Minecraft, model interpretation, political analysis, political commentator, political forecasting, political science, prediction accuracy, Presidential election, Server, trump, Trump Victory

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from reality! Join us and witness epic battles between Steve and Herobrine as they fight for control of the server. And if Trump wins, our resident prophet Allan Lichtman will surely have some wild explanation ready to go. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us now for a truly unpredictable Minecraft experience!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Animals Bred:	91	Void Armor Forged:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dimension Hops:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Work Minecraft SMP $90k/yr Maker

90kyr, aspirations, budgeting, career, family, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Stability, future planning, income, Investments, Leave, maker, Minecraft, MONEY, parenting, Pregnancy, salary, savings, smp, stay at home, success, Support, work, work-life balance

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of mining for diamonds and trading with villagers just to make ends meet? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your financial woes!

Join us on our server where the virtual economy is booming and you can make millions of virtual dollars in no time! Forget about real-life responsibilities like work and bills, because on our server, you can become a virtual millionaire in just a few clicks.

Imagine a world where your in-game wife is pregnant with virtual babies and you need to make enough virtual money to support your virtual family. Sounds crazy, right? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So come join us and start your journey to financial freedom in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the richest player on the server and achieve your dream of having your virtual wife stay home and raise your virtual kids forever. The possibilities are endless in our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Crafty Creeper Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a giant rubber chicken that shoots lasers! Take down those zombies in style and show them who’s boss.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs. Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow? You can do that here! Want to challenge a dragon to a dance-off? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the wackiest, craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Mines Excavated:	3635	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Potions Brewed:	47	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	7560	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

> Men Prefer Natural Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the men prefer natural…natural disasters, that is!

We’ve got volcanoes erupting, tornadoes tearing through the landscape, and earthquakes shaking things up. It’s a chaotic mess, but hey, at least it’s never boring! Plus, you never know when a random celebrity like Sydney Sweeny might drop by and start spouting cryptic messages about nature.

So come join us on our server and experience the true meaning of “men prefer natural” in a way you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Gone to Craft Minecraft Server

BELIEF, CHANGE, Conversion, Craft, decision, Departure, doubt, FAITH, LEAVING, leaving site, Minecraft, personal growth, Religion, religious conversion, Server, shi’ism, Spiritual Journey, transformation, TRANSITION, uncertainty, uncertainty about faith

If you leave our server, it’s probably because you’ve been abducted by a band of rogue llamas who are trying to convert you to the ways of shi’ism. But don’t worry, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons to protect you from their llama magic. So come join us and help us fight off the llama invasion while building epic structures and trolling your friends with sneaky traps. Who knew Minecraft could be this wild?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Crops Grown:	2717
Players Killed by Monsters:	8070	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3