Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Squishy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. And if that’s not enough, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano because why not?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters: 7579 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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