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| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 6207 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4709 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Crops Grown: | 8063 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7586 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, they’re just welcoming you to the server in their own special way! And just when you think you’ve seen it all, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a dance-off. Can you bust a move and impress the feathered fiend?
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited creative mode powers. Are you up for the challenge?
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of insanity, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of creepiness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!
