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QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	332
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Buildings Constructed:	50
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2741
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Votes:	6221	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9570
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Buildings Constructed:	39	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5711
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6334
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Crops Grown:	3132
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	202
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7278
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mines Excavated:	2248
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Dimension Hops:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1228
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9536
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4187
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8749
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8607
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1071
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Crops Grown:	6682	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	4549	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4364
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Votes:	9038	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4968
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1624	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Dimension Hops:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mines Excavated:	4263

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Players:	101/100	Votes:	1554
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23