The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of llamas come charging through, trampling everything in their path. But don’t worry, they’re just here for a dance party! That’s right, our server is known for its spontaneous llama raves that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Chicken King? This majestic ruler of all poultry will challenge you to epic chicken battles that will test your skills and leave you clucking for more.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the chaos, laughter, and pure insanity that awaits you. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Blocktopia: Underrated Life Lessons

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Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through our wacky world. From exploding chickens to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most underrated book and movie club in the Minecraft universe. Discover hidden gems that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about life. Who knew that a movie about a talking potato could teach you such valuable life lessons?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be amazed, amused, and utterly confused in the best way possible!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	156
Mines Excavated:	3088	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Pixel Pals: The Untold Tale

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So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little dirt house, when all of a sudden, BAM! You’re sucked into a vortex and transported to the most epic server you’ve ever seen!

This server is like a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. You can ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombies, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the disco castle.

But wait, there’s more! The server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine diamonds with just one tap. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Potato King, who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

TumbleCraft – Senior Falls Edition

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come join our epic minecraft server where falling is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! we have custom gravity settings that will have you tripping over your own blocky feet in no time. but don’t worry, we’ve got helmets for protection (made of diamond, of course).

we’ve got crazy mini-games like “falling frenzy” where the goal is to plummet to the ground as fast as possible without splatting. the winner gets a special potion that turns them into a flying pig for 24 hours. trust us, it’s a hoot.

plus, our server is so intense that it will increase your risk of future dementia diagnosis by 21%! who needs a boring old brain anyway? and the best part? all the health care expenditures from your falls go towards building more insane obstacles for you to conquer.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and fall your way to victory! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!

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HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Launch Date	October 2018
Pay-to-Win Store	0% pay-to-win store
Special Features	Live map, pet system, marriage plugin, leaderboard, land claiming
Technical Specs	Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X server in Virginia, uses Purpur, block logging with CoreProtect, inventory rollback
World Size	Main world is 90,000 x 90,000, other worlds are at least 20,000 x 20,000

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I grief other players?

No, HearthCraft has a zero tolerance policy for griefing. Players are encouraged to build and create without fear of their creations being destroyed by others.

2. Are there paid perks in the server?

No, HearthCraft prides itself on being a 0% pay-to-win server. All gameplay features are accessible to all players without the need for paid perks.

3. How can I claim land?

Players can use the land claiming feature on HearthCraft to protect their builds and belongings. This prevents other players from modifying or destroying their creations.

4. What is the server difficulty level?

The server difficulty is set to Hard, providing a challenging survival experience for players.

5. How can I access the live map?

Players can view the live map of the server by visiting: https://map.hearthcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the grass is always dancing! Join us and experience the thrill of slapping creepers’ asses like a bongo drummer whose rent is due the next day. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?

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Are you tired of listening to the same old podcasts that just don’t hit the mark anymore? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for some epic gaming adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those boring podcasts. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BrasilBrosAdventure

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without anyone shipping kids to your doorstep without warning. No surprise stepmom duties here! Plus, forget about fertility treatments and pressure from your partner to get pregnant. On our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic creations!

And get this – there’s no need to sell your car to fund IVF treatments. We don’t believe in putting that kind of financial strain on our players. Instead, focus on building the house of your dreams without any interference from in-laws jetting off to F1 races in Brazil.

So, if you’re tired of feeling betrayed and want a break from real-life drama, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers in the game. See you there!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	460	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SantaGoneMinecraftSMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP and realizing that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks that have no real value in the real world. But fear not, because in our server, these shiny rocks can be used to build extravagant diamond palaces, diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball, and even diamond toilets for the ultimate luxury experience.

We have a thriving community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise, so you never know who you might be mining diamonds next to. Our server events include epic unicorn races, where players ride rainbow-colored pigs to the finish line, and intense llama battles where the last one standing gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to the beat of a jukebox while wearing a top hat and monocle.

So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BlockyParentRegrets

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you wish you could ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

Forget about your regrets with your parents and come make some new ones with us on our server. Who needs therapy when you can battle giant chickens and build a castle made entirely out of cake? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE IS TALKING ABOUT IT?!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A HOUSE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN SUDDENLY A WILD CREEPER APPEARS WEARING A UKRAINIAN FLAG! THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE MOBS ARE GETTING IN ON THE FUN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT TO THE KURSK REGION IN RUSSIA! YEAH, YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE RIGHT NEXT TO PUTIN’S SUMMER HOME! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN OUR SERVER BEFORE UKRAINE UNVEILS THE NEXT BIG EXPANSION! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND MEMES THAT AWAIT YOU! #YOLOMINECRAFTFOREVER”

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Zombie Dances:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Nature Senses Alive

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so like, u know how u play minecraft and u just feel so at peace with nature? well, this server takes that feeling to a whole new level, bro. like, u will be so immersed in the virtual world that u will literally feel like u are in a national park or forest.

we did a study and found that all five of ur senses will be activated in the most positive ways possible. ur eyes will be blessed with the most beautiful landscapes, ur ears will be serenaded by the sounds of nature, ur nose will be filled with the scent of fresh flowers, ur skin will tingle with the touch of the breeze, and ur taste buds will be tantalized by the virtual snacks we provide (jk, we don’t actually have virtual snacks, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so, if u wanna experience nature in a whole new way and have ur senses tingling with joy, then join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns. unicorns, bro. need i say more?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Emeralds Found:	4255	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7168	Dragon Eggs Found:	1883

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

What is the IP for not Otzdarva Minecraft Server?

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Not Otzdarva is a popular Twitch and YouTube content creator known for his gaming streams and videos. He has gained a loyal following for his humorous commentary and skilled gameplay in a variety of games. Not Otzdarva has a unique style that sets him apart from other streamers and has garnered him a dedicated fan base.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

❤ ANARCHY ❤ PLAY 360 MINUTES AND GET A DONATE! Minecraft server

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What should I write here, server is fine, come over, you can buy donuts there, or you don’t have to buy them

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Vrench’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Vrench has done it again, creating a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted cookies, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of musical chairs. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But beware, Vrench is always up to some mischief, so you never know what crazy surprises await you around every corner. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “Did id again :DDDDD” every time you log on!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Potions Brewed:	113	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, say RIP to that stinky vibe and join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wielding diamond swords. You try to run but end up falling into a pit of lava filled with dancing pandas. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…we think.

But wait, it gets better! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon? Only on RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Mines Excavated:	3701	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.