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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 4714 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Farms Harvested: | 483 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 955 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed their own boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – turns out he’s a total drama queen and demands a fresh batch of pumpkin pies every time someone tries to defeat him.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the skeletons and zombies go to let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!