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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 2940 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 3294 | Enchantments Applied: | 53 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 84 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
Divine Spears Created: | 25 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed their own boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – turns out he’s a total drama queen and demands a fresh batch of pumpkin pies every time someone tries to defeat him.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the skeletons and zombies go to let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!