The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed their own boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – turns out he’s a total drama queen and demands a fresh batch of pumpkin pies every time someone tries to defeat him.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the skeletons and zombies go to let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 38
Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Magic Items Found: 7778
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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