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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 9173 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Magic Items Found: | 8314 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed their own boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – turns out he’s a total drama queen and demands a fresh batch of pumpkin pies every time someone tries to defeat him.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the skeletons and zombies go to let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!