The Andromeda SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1992
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Dragons Tamed:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Towns Built:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1568
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6601
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9386
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Void Gems Collected:	32
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Zombie Dances:	1

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8297
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Potions Brewed:	138
Farms Harvested:	802	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1805
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	22	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6627
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Divine Spears Created:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3886
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

arousing, Disgusting, Erotic, explicit, funny, graphic, hot, INTENSE, ITT, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, passionate, Poetic, Provocative, Romantic, Scenes, seductive, Sensual, sex, sex scenes, smp, Steamy, Subtle, titillating

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3499
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5629
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Love Letters Sent:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3782
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Enchantments Applied:	61
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

Attack, cancer treatment center, civilians, Condemnation, Conflict, CREEPERS, Cruelty, eastern europe, heinous act, human rights violation, international law, Kherson, KhersonCraft, military aggression, Political unrest, Russian, Russian attack, targeted attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	762
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Zombie Dances:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donate mgminegant.uz Minecraft server

alt, banner, description, Donate, image, Lazy, mgminegant.uz, Minecraft, MINEGANT, MINEGANT.UZ, OWNER, personal account, Server, Servers, Title

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3767
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Animals Bred:	134
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	104	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Void Armor Forged:	12	Mines Excavated:	3122
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

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Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 92022955, Haven, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	248
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	392	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1953
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1559	Dragons Tamed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Emeralds Found:	939	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

busy weekend, cat, college, DISRESPECTFUL, distant, family, foster kitten, FriendlessCraft, Friends, home, host, husband, ignoring, Minecraft, Polite, Pregnant, Rude, Server, Socialize, Unannounced, Upset, violated

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4963
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	27	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3549
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Falling into the Void:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4