Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re ready to defend your goats with your life because in this server, goats are the ultimate currency. That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, it’s all about those adorable bleating creatures.

But beware, there’s a notorious goat thief on the loose who will stop at nothing to steal your precious goats. Rumor has it that he rides a llama dressed in full ninja gear and can teleport through dimensions. Will you be able to outsmart him and protect your goat empire?

If you’re looking for a server where the stakes are high and the goats are even higher, then come join us and show off your goat-taming skills. Just remember, in this world, it’s not survival of the fittest, it’s survival of the goatiest!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
Star Shards Collected: 98 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
Mythical Swords Crafted: 40 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
Alien Abductions: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Speech Impediment Showdown Minecraft Server

    Speech Impediment Showdown Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the LOLs and chaos you could ever dream of! Join us and witness the epic battle of which vtuber has the strongest speech impediment. And guess what? It’s none other than Hajime! But don’t worry, his speech impediment only makes him even more powerful in the game. Join now to witness the madness and maybe even learn a thing or two about overcoming obstacles in the most hilarious way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 New Chunks Explored: 142978
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 21
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Dangerous Minecraft SMP Wonderer

    Dangerous Minecraft SMP Wonderer
    Are you tired of being a sheep in the globohomo establishment? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the most dangerous thing you can do is adopt anti-spendism and redpill your peers on it? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join us and watch as glowies have no answer to your radical, militant, and extremist ways of not participating in the spending and driving GDP. Your peers will hate you for it, but hey, who needs friends when you’re fighting the good fight against putting bread on others’ tables through your spending?

    So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and show the world that you’re not afraid to be the most dangerous player out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the leader of the anti-spendism revolution in the Minecraft world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Runes Activated: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Emoji Minecraft Server

    Emoji Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you feel as expressionless as a zombie? Look no further, because our server will have you grinning from ear to ear like a creeper who just discovered a diamond mine! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious pranks, and more memes than you can shake a pickaxe at. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s turn that frown upside down and join the fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Ores Mined: 6438 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • CubeWorld Minecraft server

    CubeWorld Minecraft server

    – Our server is located in the Russian Federation

    – The most modern website with unique ideas

    – Lagi? Haven’t heard

    – Two types of modes | Easy and Swift anarchy

    – Anti-cheat with artificial intelligence

    – We made a combination of anarchy, clan wars, and griefing

    – No money to donate? Received for free, taking first places in the tops

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 56 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

    Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, paid-to-win Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is finally free from the clutches of the evil paid posts! Join us on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, and tame a dragon to be your loyal pet.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the lands in search of brave adventurers to join him on his quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. Rumor has it that Blocky Bob can grant wishes to those who prove themselves worthy, so make sure to impress him with your building skills and quick reflexes.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into – just remember to watch out for those pesky creepers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows of fun!

    Join us and experience the epicness of Version 2.6, where you can explore the mystical land of Pinecany’s Mappou Age and witness the beauty of Lingsha with the Burning Scent of Home.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions and master the Havoc Exorcism: Lunar Vileslayer Scroll. Trust us, it’s more exhilarating than riding a llama through a field of creepers!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen. Plus, our Light Cone Banners will leave you feeling Worrisome, Blissful, and Abundant all at once.

    Don’t miss out on our new Drip Marketing events, where you can snag 5 Imaginary Harmony and 5 Fire Nihility. It’s like winning the lottery, but with more explosions and less paperwork!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and redeem your codes for exclusive rewards. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 19 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Incel-Free Minecraft SMP Zone

    Incel-Free Minecraft SMP Zone
    Are you tired of being ghosted by e-girls on other Minecraft SMPs? Are you sick of being led on by players who just want to collect and fix chadcels? Well, look no further! Our server is a male-only space where you can escape the clutches of foids and focus on building epic structures and conquering the virtual world.

    Join us and experience the true brotherhood of Minecraft players who understand the struggle of being a gamer in a world dominated by e-girls. No more illusions of happiness, just pure, unadulterated gaming fun with your fellow chadcels. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret society of loyal chads who will help you on your quest for virtual glory. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and reclaim your rightful place in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Buildings Constructed: 23
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Single Man Minecraft Server

    Single Man Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being told you’re a total failure if you’re not married with kids by the time you’re 28? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that societal pressure behind. Here, you can build your own virtual family with pixelated pets and create your own love story with a blocky partner. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper by your side? So ditch the haters and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being single and childless is actually a good thing!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Villages Defended: 9 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Pigs Love Apples Minecraft SMP

    Pigs Love Apples Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship the girls who make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot lots of nutslop! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and tons of gooning!

    But beware, we have some strict rules in place. No shota or loli allowed, we’re all about keeping it classy here. And leave your weird fetishes at the door, this is a place for pure, unadulterated fun. And don’t even think about being a dramafaggot, we have zero tolerance for that nonsense.

    Oh, and did we mention that reverse mating press is obligatory while posting in our server? It’s just how we roll here. So come on in, join the madness, and let’s make some memories that will leave you saying “what the PLAP PLAP PLAP did I just witness?!”

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 70
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Berserk Blocks Minecraft Server

    Berserk Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion as we welcome the one and only Causality Rambler. He’ll show up at the most random times, eat your Behelit, and make everything just a little bit worse – all while refusing to explain himself. But hey, who needs explanations when you can have a dirty Struggler with a hard R causing mayhem? So come on, join us and see what kind of craziness awaits on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Villages Defended: 9 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • The Bo-ACK HHH Minecraft SMP

    The Bo-ACK HHH Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

    We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! But be careful, because the chickens have formed a rebellion and are plotting to take over the server.

    Join now for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or participate in our annual pumpkin carving contest where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted sword! Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join our Minecraft SMP today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Magic Items Found: 2679 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 5600
    Mines Excavated: 3302 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • ZyoZyaLand Minecraft server

    ZyoZyaLand Minecraft server

    ➤ Welcome to the ZyoZyaLand server – a unique space where classic Vanilla survival with comfortable additions awaits you!

    ✔ We have created ideal conditions for those who appreciate the original spirit of Minecraft, but will not refuse small improvements for maximum convenience of the game! ✨

    ✔ Here you can build your own world, fight enemies and participate in epic adventures! ⚔️

    ✔ A reliable anti-cheat is installed on the server, which guarantees fair play, and our responsive and kind administration is always in touch to help and support the players at any time!

    ✔ ZyoZyaLand offers stable work, powerful hardware and a friendly community where every player feels at home!

    ✔ Plugins are added to improve comfort, but do not disrupt the vanilla balance of the game, creating the ideal conditions for those who want to enjoy classic Minecraft! ⚖️

    ✔ We carry out regular updates, adding new quests and events to keep the game fresh and interesting!

    ✔ In addition, we have our own bot on Telegram, which is always ready to help. Through it you can get all the necessary information, send complaints or suggestions, and even contact AI for help at any time!

    ➤ Join ZyoZyaLand – new friends, endless ideas for creativity and exciting adventures await you here!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Dimension Hops: 14 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4730 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Wedding Bells Minecraft Server

    Wedding Bells Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where weddings are a daily occurrence! Join us for the chance to marry your Minecraft crush in a beautiful virtual ceremony complete with pixelated flowers and cake made of blocks. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such killer dance moves?

    If you’re feeling adventurous, join our quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether. Just watch out for the lava pits and zombie pigmen along the way!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a wedding experience like no other, disco parties with monsters, and epic quests for legendary weapons. Who needs reality when you can have all this and more in the world of Minecraft?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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