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Ripperoni Minecraft SMP Service

#youtube, convenience, desktop programs, Digital, Download, efficiency, Entertainment, file conversion, internet, Media, Minecraft, multimedia, Music, Online Services, rip audio, rip video, ripperoni, save to computer, service, smp, software, streaming, Technology, Video editing

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2660
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Void Gems Collected:	40
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Farms Harvested:	635	Votes:	6559

Are you tired of being limited to just watching YouTube videos online? Do you want the freedom to save all your favorite content directly to your computer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and not only will you have access to an amazing community of players, but you’ll also have the opportunity to download all the YouTube videos and music you want directly to your computer. How is this possible, you ask? Well, our server is powered by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of extracting audio and video from YouTube with their magical powers.

So come join us and experience the thrill of downloading your favorite content while building epic structures and battling mobs in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of something truly unique and absurdly hilarious!

NoCutQueue Minecraft Server

aita, assertive behavior, Assertiveness, Asshole, checkout line, Christmas spirit, Confrontation, Cut, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, grocery store, line, Manners, Minecraft, NoCutQueue, not letting, politeness, Queue, Respect, Server, shopping, WOMAN

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9213
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	249	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uphold the sacred law of grocery store etiquette! Join us if you’re tired of entitled players trying to cut the line and use “Christmas Spirit” as a weapon.

On our server, you’ll navigate through the virtual aisles with your trusty cart, ready to defend your spot in line against any sneaky players trying to edge their way in. Will you stand your ground like a true champion of grocery store justice, or will you succumb to the pressure and let them cut?

But beware, the stakes are high in this virtual grocery store showdown. Who knows what kind of crazy items players will be trying to check out with – from jello packs to enchanted diamond swords, anything goes in this epic battle of the checkout line!

So join us on our server and show the world that you have what it takes to be the ultimate grocery store warrior. And remember, on our server, the only line-cutting allowed is when you’re mining through the Nether!

BabyCardCraft

Approval, babies, BabyCardCraft, children, Christmas card, collage, Communication, controversy, cousins, family, Genetic, holiday, in-laws, lawsuit, love, misunderstandings, Permission, Pictures, relationships, Siblings, social media

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7977
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Farms Harvested:	164
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush.

Looking for a place where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera set in the pixelated world of Minecraft, where relationships are tested and alliances are constantly shifting.

Join now and witness the epic saga of a player (F44) who finds herself in a sticky situation involving babies, Christmas cards, and a SIL (F43) who’s more unpredictable than a charged creeper. Will she be able to navigate the treacherous waters of family drama, or will she be blown to bits like a poorly placed TNT block?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of virtual family feuds, baby photo scandals, and more twists than a maze in the Nether. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips? Join now and let the chaos begin!

FutureSelfQs – Minecraft SMP

advice, Curiosity, future self, FutureSelfQs, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, question.., Reflection, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self talk, self-care, self-empowerment, smp, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7076
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Enchantments Applied:	140
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest server ever. We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base full of diamond blocks. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you ask nicely. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out free enchanted gear. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join? It’s like a crazy adventure every time you log on. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #bestserverever #unicornsrule

XmasCraftMemz

celebration, childhood memory, christmas, Christmas memory, decorations, family, favourite Christmas memory, favourite memory, Festive, gift giving, Happiness, holiday, joy, love, magical time, Nostalgia, Santa Claus, special moment, tradition, winter wonderland, XmasCraftMemz

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2106
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Magic Items Found:	3594	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Love Letters Sent:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Remember that time when Santa Claus himself joined our server and started handing out enchanted diamond swords to all the players? Yeah, that was epic. And then Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer showed up and started leading us on a wild adventure through a winter wonderland filled with snow golems and exploding presents. It was like a Christmas movie come to life, but with creepers instead of elves. So if you want to experience crazy holiday shenanigans like that, you better join our Minecraft server ASAP!

ISIS Slayer Minecraft Server

Abu Yusif, CounterTerrorism, drone strike, extremist group, foreign policy, global threat, intelligence, Isis, kills, leader, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military strategy, Minecraft, national security, precision strike, radical Islam, Server, slayer, Syria, targeted killing, Terrorism, US

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4296
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	65	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE KILLED ISIS LEADER ABU YUSIF IN MINECRAFT! YEAH, WE TOOK HIM DOWN WITH OUR DIAMOND SWORDS AND TNT! COME JOIN THE FUN AND HELP US TAKE DOWN MORE BAD GUYS IN THE BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS REAL WARFARE WHEN YOU CAN FIGHT TERRORISTS IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? LET’S GOOOOO!

MacronCraft: 10k Times More Fun!

10k, African migrants, citizenship, Colonialism, criticism, european union, France, French President, French territories, Fun, Government, immigration, indian ocean, INEQUALITY, Macron, MacronCraft, Mayotte, overseas department, overseas territories, Politics, POVERTY, Residents, Social Issues, Times

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5182
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

join dis minecraft server if you wanna escape da sh*t like Mayotte residents 😂 we got crazy adventures like fighting zombie chickens and riding llamas into battle 🐔🦙 plus, our secret underground base is filled with diamonds and gold 💎💰 but watch out for the evil villagers who will try to steal yo loot 🤑 come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server everrrrrr 🎮🔥 #YOLO #minecraftmadness

Shutdown Update Craze

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3118
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Dimension Hops:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

hey u! yea u! do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t! well guess what, we have the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever! u gotta join us cuz we got unicorns flying around, talking pigs, and even a secret diamond mine guarded by a dragon! yea, u heard me right, a freakin dragon! so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this wacky, wild world of minecraft! oh, and did i mention we have a secret disco party every saturday night? yea, it’s lit! so come on over and let’s get this party started!

Power Players’ Pixel Paradise

Behavior, cognitive bias, confirmation bias, digital communication, fake news, influence, influence tactics, information sharing, Manipulation, media literacy, Misinformation, motivation, online behavior, Paradise, PIXEL, Players, power, Propaganda, Psychology, sharing, social influence, social media, social-networking

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5828
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Star Shards Collected:	159	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	1

so, like, u know how some peeps just wanna be like, the boss of everything? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, u can totally be the ultimate ruler of the land! u can build ur own kingdom, make peeps bow down to u, and spread fake news like a pro! join us if u wanna be the king of fake news and have peeps believe every word u say. plus, we have like, unicorns and flying pigs in the game, so why wouldn’t u wanna be a part of this madness? come join us and let’s rule the minecraft world together!

🌌LAME TIME🌌 ..-. Anarchy for you🌌 Minecraft server

1.16.5, 12365598, 20, 269493, 965637002335004942128421, Anarchy, Auto-mine, banner, best, Cases, Cities, GIF, LAME TIME, Lazy, Minecraft, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, tags, Version

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1558
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

: The best anarchy server for version 1.16.5

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The Sanctuary

admin abuse, American, bedrock, Builder, Griefing, Homophobia, Ideology, Lore, Minecraft, nation, Nations, PvP, racism, redstoner, Sanctuary, Server, smp, Spawn Killing, time zones, toxic culture, Villain, Whitelist

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	652
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Animals Bred:	193	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	455	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Overview of Springs Sanctuary Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Culture	Safe and toxic-free community
Nations	Form or join your own nation
Players	Redstoners, PVPers, builders, writers welcome
Time Zone	Mainly EST, open to all time zones

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join Springs Sanctuary Minecraft Server?

To join, message the admin on Discord at augustus_aidon to fill out an application and be added to the whitelist.

2. Are there any specific rules or restrictions for becoming a villain in the server?

If you are interested in being a villain, you will need to express that in your application so an admin can explain the rules and restrictions to you.

3. Do I have to join or form a nation in Springs Sanctuary?

It is not required to join or form a nation, but it is encouraged as it is a central aspect of the server’s lore.

4. What types of players are welcome in Springs Sanctuary?

All types of players are welcome, whether you are a redstoner, PVPer, builder, lore writer, or just looking for a minecraft community.

Real Country Relevancy Map Minecraft Server

Analysis, charts, Country, data, Geographic, graphs, INFORMATION, Insights, location, long tail, Map, Mapping, Minecraft, real, Relevancy, Server, statistics, tags, Territory, trends, Visualization

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5903
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server has the most lit map ever – it’s like a real country relevancy map, but in Minecraft form! You can explore different countries and feel like a global traveler without even leaving your mom’s basement. Plus, there are so many outrageous reasons to join, like finding hidden treasures in each country or starting a war between players representing different nations. It’s like the United Nations, but with creepers and diamond swords. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Durian Minecraft SMP Fruit King

durian, durian aficionado, durian appreciation, durian connoisseur, durian enthusiast, durian fan, durian fruit, durian lover, exotic fruit, favorite fruit, Fruit, fruit choice, fruit preference, King, King of Fruits, Minecraft, pungent fruit, r9k, smelly fruit, smp, Southeast Asian fruit, spiky fruit, tropical fruit, unique fruit

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6024
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	1367	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you must declare your love for Durian fruit upon entry! Why, you ask? Because Durian is the key to unlocking hidden powers within the game. Legend has it that if you eat enough Durian in-game, you will gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot fireballs from your fingertips.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs who will guide you on epic quests to find the mystical Durian tree that grants wishes. Rumor has it that anyone who finds this tree will be granted three wishes, but be warned – the tree is guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for Durian.

So come join us on our wacky adventure-filled server, where Durian reigns supreme and the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ll accidentally step on a creeper.

Ex-Treats Minecraft Server

aita, BIRTHDAYS, Boundaries, Breakup, children, close friendship, co parenting, Couch, emotional connection, Exes, ExTreats, financial support, holidays, Intimacy, Minecraft, moving on, past relationship, quid pro quo, relationship, Server, sleeping over, treating ex special, Trips

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9919
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further! Join our server for some drama and excitement that will make your ex’s breakup look like child’s play.

On our server, you can experience the thrill of navigating complex relationships, just like this 37-year-old player who can’t decide if he’s a quid pro quo kinda guy or just a Minecraft player looking for some fun. Will he continue to support his ex financially, or will he cut ties because she won’t sleep with him anymore? The drama unfolds in real-time, and you can be a part of it!

But that’s not all – our server offers unique challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills like never before. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers while navigating the complicated dynamics of virtual relationships. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players fighting for your attention.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Who needs a close friendship with your ex when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let the drama begin!

BroBroSupportGoneWrong

Boundaries, BroBroSupportGoneWrong, Dysfunctional family, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Gaslighting, mental health, personal boundaries, self esteem, Self Respect, self worth, self-care, sibling rivalry, standing up for yourself, support system, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, verbal abuse

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2022
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Towns Built:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your family? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore without any toxic siblings ruining your fun!

Join us and leave behind the haters like O, who probably spends his days griefing other players instead of working. Our server is a safe space where you can finally put yourself first and not worry about being put down for being yourself.

And hey, if you need a break from the chaos, just hop on and relax with some virtual block-building therapy. Who needs family drama when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? Join now and leave the real world behind for a while!

Players:	97/600	Votes:	3007
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ores Mined:	8578	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Emeralds Found:	3241
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3